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What is your most FUNNY/STUPID answer in your examination/quiz?
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Posted 1/24/08
My friend once put Do we care? on a question that says "How do you feel about the teachers of our school?"
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Question: what is the difference between an infrared and a bluetooth?

My answer: Infrared = RED
Bluetooth = BLUE

This question appeared on my final exam last year and since i didn't listen on the day he lectured this..
I just make a stupid answer
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This was from my old grade 8 math studies.

Question: (Forgot the exact numbers, but I tried. xD)
Sam and Kyle go to a pond and catch 30 fish.
Kyle has 5 times more fish than Sam.
How many fish does Kyle have?

My answer: A lot.

... I was stupid back then. A miracle I passed. 0.o
Posted 1/25/08
my friend once wrote an entire essay on how exams ruin kids lives, for an english exam, and then wrote "only smarties have the answer" for her science! lol she was lucky they didnt end up counting for much!
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Posted 1/25/08
THIS IS THE BEST TOPIC Cant' stop laughing!!!
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25 / F / USA
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Posted 1/25/08

ceinorey1 wrote:

Write the question and your answer..

ex.



hahahaha, that's so funny!
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Posted 1/25/08

ceinorey1 wrote:

Write the question and your answer..

ex.



good one! maybe your teacher wants you to expand it a little more....
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25 / F / USA
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X-ATMO92 wrote:

Here's something I found funny. Some of you might not get it; it's a bit of a long read...



DUDE! I love the kid who wrote this! genius! XD
Posted 1/25/08
i forgot the question but i started drawing for my answer.
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on one final exam it didnt matter how i did since my average was high enough anyway so i put "C" for all 100 questions and some how i got and 74%
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25 / F / USA
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ok so i read this off the internet:

so everyone knows that on a scantron sheet, when in doubt, choose "C"....

well this kid puts C down for all his answers and gets a 0/100....
His professor sent him an e-mail the following day:

Dear Michael,

Every year I attempt to boost my students’ final grades by giving them this relatively simple exam consisting of 100 True/False questions from only 3 chapters of material. For the past 20 years that I have taught Intro Communications 101 at this institution I have never once seen someone score below a 65 on this exam. Consequently, your score of a zero is the first in history and ultimately brought the entire class average down a whole 8 points.

There were two possible answer choices: A (True) and B (False). You chose C for all 100 questions in an obvious attempt to get lucky with a least a quarter of the answers. It’s as if you didn’t look at a single question. Unfortunately, this brings your final grade in this class to failing. See you next year!

May God have mercy on your soul.

Sincerely,
Professor William Turner

P.S. If all else fails, go with B from now on.
B is the new C


REMEMBER B IS THE NEW C!! haha
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23 / M / Canada
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A while back I had a question on a small hand-made quiz that said "Can you explain the properties of (don't remember what)?"

I simply put "Yes I can," since the teacher didn't cover it and expected us to actually read the textbook. The teacher watched his wording from then on. (I still got no marks for the question...)
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cat256 wrote:


X-ATMO92 wrote:

Here's something I found funny. Some of you might not get it; it's a bit of a long read...



DUDE! I love the kid who wrote this! genius! XD


lol nice one


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This one is pure genius.
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i just put down... refer to the textbook....
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