frostcloud07 wrote:

me and my teacher..
during physics..
teacher: do you believe in God?
me: yes i do
teacher: have you seen your God?
me: i have not
teacher: then there is no God, to see is to believe!
me:uhm..sir can i ask you a question?
teacher: what is it?
me: sir, have you seen your brain
teacher: i haven't
classmate: oh sh*t
..then the whole class started laughing..the teacher didnt go to school for 3days,he said he was sick(he was?)..

cat256 wrote:

ok so i read this off the internet:

so everyone knows that on a scantron sheet, when in doubt, choose "C"....

well this kid puts C down for all his answers and gets a 0/100....
His professor sent him an e-mail the following day:

Dear Michael,

Every year I attempt to boost my students’ final grades by giving them this relatively simple exam consisting of 100 True/False questions from only 3 chapters of material. For the past 20 years that I have taught Intro Communications 101 at this institution I have never once seen someone score below a 65 on this exam. Consequently, your score of a zero is the first in history and ultimately brought the entire class average down a whole 8 points.

There were two possible answer choices: A (True) and B (False). You chose C for all 100 questions in an obvious attempt to get lucky with a least a quarter of the answers. It’s as if you didn’t look at a single question. Unfortunately, this brings your final grade in this class to failing. See you next year!

May God have mercy on your soul.

Sincerely,
Professor William Turner

P.S. If all else fails, go with B from now on.
B is the new C


REMEMBER B IS THE NEW C!! haha

ailin350 wrote:

Question:
There is salt and sugar in 2 different beakers. Use what method can you tell which one is salt and which one is sugar?
Remeber there is no tasting and smelling in the lab.

My answer:

I would go outside and taste it

kenshin123 wrote:

my teacher asked this question forgot what it was then the last sentence was why is this? and i said why not?