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Who killed Ferdinand Magellan?
My Answer: Certainly not me
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In a Science exam, the question was something like, "Why did the company do this to their product?" and of course, they were looking for a Scientific answer (it was a Phsyics exam paper). But because I absolutely failed at Phsyics, I just wrote, "Because they wanted to make a sale."
It's not so funny now that I look back on it. xD
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this was my physic's test where it was true or false. At first I wrote true but later I changed it to false, but I did not want to erase so I wrote something like this...
Well I got the answer right, because it was false, but the way I wrote it. My teacher marked wrong, and he told class that we could not write it like this...
yeah he was implying that it is either true or false and it could not be both. Well I thought he would know that it is false, because there is three strokes.
hee..hee..never writing it like this again. ^ o ^ |
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I've done a couple when i didnt know the answers/ had run out of time
In RE with 30 seconds left
Outline Catholic beleifs about the holy trinity
*Writting about god the farther and the holy spirit*
Jesus was a lovely man
To be fair someone els used the phrase first but it seemed apropriat
My mate whote in his chem a good one
Q. Describe a technique for finding out the first ionisation energy of an element
A. Ask it nicely
Others ive seen on the web and stuff
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"Classified Infiormation"(done it in science)
in my music test we were suposed to write sum terms it was 4/4..i think uit;s called time signatures OwO
i wrote FRACTIONS
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Religion exam in 8th grade.
Question 7: What do you think humanity should do to achieve world peace?
My answer: .... Lets kill everybody.
(I ended up in the curators office  )
Social studies quiz in 4th grade.
Question: If you could chose any career what would it be?
My answer: Conquer the world with an army of flying monkey's.
(The teacher told me that that's not an appropriate career choise)
Math test in 5th grade.
Question: 4+8-3=X what number does X resemble?
My answer: X is not a number, it's a letter.... |
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Question: Mr. X asked 3 students about whether they liked the class about the civil war. 2 of them said it was fun and the other student said it wasn't. From this survey, Mr. X can infer that most of the students like the civil war class. Is this accurate?
(PS. Imagine Mr. X as the actual name of the teacher who taught you about the civil war.)
My answer: It is accurate, because most students very much enjoyed the experience in learning this historic event.
Apparently it was a math question and I couldn't see that.
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nikkflick wrote:
I never answered anything stupid or funny on any of my exams or quizzes.
But except for one thing i can never forget.
It happened last year. We were having a periodical test. My classmate was sitting next to me. The question sheets were passed to everyone in the room. When we started answering our sheets. I wrote my name first. My classmate that's sitting next to me thought it was an opportunity for cheating in the exams and then so he can copy my paper. The bad part is. He never wrote his name. He copied my name, too along with the answers.
Fail i know! XD
That happened to me too! a long time ago, my classmate sitting next to me during a quiz, copied everything in my answer sheet including my name!
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never tried..i'll get into big trouble if i mess around with my exams...
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only done it a few times in my primary years. i remembered one:
Q: why are ducks considered as mammals?
A: because they are meant to be duh.
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someone emailed it to my brother...so funny
retarded and mean lol |
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bleach7777777 wrote:
artgeek707 wrote:
42, it's the answer to life the universe and everything (my answer for a math problem, read hitchhikers guide to the galaxy and you'll understand)
you got this from the impossible quiz dumbass
Are you actually kidding?
That phrase was mentioned in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy about 30 years ago.
Think before you go calling someone a dumbass, make sure you're actually right, because otherwise you sound completely stupid.
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exams question...
essay part..
how to reduce noise pollution?
my answer is
~ don't talk forever..
how to avoid friction?
my answer is
~ well actually, we dont need to avoid friction but if you really like and you're desperate then just jump, jump and jump..
until you reduce making friction...
i dunno if my teacher gave points to it since it's for 10 points...
that's 'kinda big for a 75 items exam...
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