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What is your most FUNNY/STUPID answer in your examination/quiz?
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25 / F / the corners of my...
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whenever i didnt feel like answerin a question or dint kno the answer id put "idk, u tell me"
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Here's one for all the music "geeks" in the community. A friend of mine was taking a test in Music History 1 (this covers western art music from plain chant in the late medieval period up to Bach's death in 1750, so it's a lot of info to cover in 14 weeks). As a part of the test, it is customary to have a listening part where the professor starts a piece in a random place. We are required to respond the following categories; composer, date of composition, name of composition, and type of composition. There is also a bonus category where you can put anything relevant to the piece. Well the the piece that was played was from Handel's Messiah, more specifically the soprano aria I know my Redeemer liveth. Well instead he put in the title category I know where my reindeer sleepeth, and in the bonus section he put that is was from the Santa Claus Christmas Oratorio by Handel.
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kirafiq wrote:

Not a test but an assignment. Triangle question:

Find X

me: *circles x...... here it is

Algebra Question

blah blah.....

me: Let the ans be W.....
BS, you stole the circle X joke.

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LOL I found these ones



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25 / F / the corners of my...
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roflmao !!!!!!
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Give The Constituion
Me: "...." What I wrote down:
"We the people, in order to form a more perfect union... WHEN WILL I NEED THIS STUPID KNOWLEDGE?!
I just wanna be a photographer!"
Crazy enough... I passed history.
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LOL this essay is so ghetto and funny hahahaha
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XxTwilightKissxX wrote:



LOL this essay is so ghetto and funny hahahaha


I like how random the end was when he said that the Greeks invented anal and then added a photo of 'Anal Lube' below it.
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This one made me lol
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Lol, I like those stupid ans that still manages to score points. Mine's not very funny, but here:

My friend was telling me abt her classmate in her science class. They'd just recieved back the mid-year paper for checking. A question on the mid-year asked sth like :If (sth) was mixed with (sth) else, what colour would the Universal Indicator show?

The teacher made him share his ans with the class because he wrote: A very nice color.

My old chemistry teacher was the setter & marker for the chemistry paper. He came into class one day to share the reports for the level's performance. And he said: "Nice one. Qn: why is a pencil used to draw the line on a chromatography paper? Ans: Because it is cheap. Great to know how smart the person is who wrote this."
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krnsoldierofGod wrote:

this is a bit sexist but...






You deserve an A star
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TobiaSR32 wrote:



This one made me lol


Lol!


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TobiaSR32 wrote:

LOL I found these ones




hahahaha~~this totally made my day~!

Posted 7/31/10
When I was in fourth grade the question was, "Use the word "nuance" in a sentence."
My answer, "I don't remember what the word "nuance" means."
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"Why do some Christians only use the Bible when making moral decisions?"

Me: "Because they're gullible, and the only reason why priests rape kids is because the bible tells them to".

They ripped up my paper and automatically made me fail for that one. Oh well, it was only religion >_>
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