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What is your most FUNNY/STUPID answer in your examination/quiz?
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26 / F / Plato's allegoric...
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Posted 9/11/10

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BugginMary wrote:

Question: Where was the national convention held?

I of course had no idea so I answered stupidly "somewhere in the middle of nowhere where only white people live and the population doesn't exceed 300,000."

I actually got full marks and my professor started class with my answer as topic sooooo Stupid answer FAIL on my part.


My Friend did this.
Question:

E=mc2 Explain

"Mariah Carey's (Emancipation= Mariah Carey2) new album which includes the #1 single 'Touch my body'...."

She went on to write a mini bio on her. I laugh when she showed she her gigantic "F" on the page.


Quite harsh that the teacher expect your friend to understand relativity...There isn't a great number of scientists around who fully grasps the concepts Einstein was talking about...


Tell me about it. Nah. If I remember correctly my professor only wanted the basic skeletal theory not anything groundbreaking (we only had like about a 5 inch space to write our answer in).
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17 / F / On a Ferris Wheel...
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For my Physics GCSE exam I had to write two features of a black hole, and I forgot so just went for "it's black" and "it's a hole"

I have a book with all these retarded answers people wrote in their exams, my favourite would be

Which is more important, the sun or the moon?

Answer written: The moon. Because the moon supplies us with light when it's dark and we need it then. Whereas the sun provides us with light during the day, when it's already bright so we don't need it.
*facepalm*
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20 / F / i'm outta this wo...
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my friend was copying off someone and this person answered i dont know in his paper and my friend answered i dont know either...fail!
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F / Bedroom.
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lmfao this reminds me of this joke:

Person 1: name
Person 2: bob
Person 1: age
Person 2: 47
Person 1: sex
Person 2: 3-4 times a week
Person 1: no..no. I meant gender.. female or male
Person 2: Ooh right. Both, sometimes a camel.
Person 1: ...

ROFL!
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In my physics exam:
Qu: "What does a white solid powder and a red sticky substance make?"
Ans: "A donut."
got zero XD
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this is from a Biology exam in 9th grade, but it's not mine. our Biology teacher told us about it. pretty weird. the question was to name a method to prevent pregnancy. answer given was plastic bag

later on, my Biology teacher said "I know this person meant condom, and I will give you half a mark (!?), since I know "plastic bag" is the literal translation of the correct word in your language into English" ("plastic bag" can be the literal translation for the word "condom" in my language but the meanings are completely different )
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On one class we had to watch a documentary. It was kinda boring so I didn't pay too much attention. When it was finished, the teacher surprised us with a pop quiz. I was able to answer all questions except for the last one. "How did the movie end?" I didn't pay attention during that part so I just wrote "Some words were floating up" and the teacher actually gave me a perfect score!!!
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Posted 9/12/10
Vocab in elementary school: Use infinity in a sentence- I do not know what infinity means.
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Well i'm not sure if this counts, but in my last interview (it was at a movie theater), the guy ask what the competitor theater had that theirs were lacking in.. and me not really knowing how to answer said "Well... they have different movies?"
FML. But thats like, a trick question isn't it!? How are you suppose to answer something like that correctly!?
I'm so not getting that job T_T
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Posted 9/13/10
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I was in the middle of an Advanced Algebra test to see if I learned anything that year (No, not the TAKS, a REAL test). I couldn't find the answer for one question, so I started DRAWING on the graph!
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11opium11 wrote:

Although it wasn't me...but it was cool ^^
A friend of a freind of mine did NOT learn for an exam ( very important one) but he drank liters of beer before school xD
U can somehow imagine what happened..... he only wrote at the end of the paper: "I have got a big Penis"
Don't ask me what happend to that guy afterwards xD


What happened to that guy afterwards?
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20 / M / Guess
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The question was: "What is the square root of 87 with an exponent of 3?" I put eleventy-four. While the teacher was grading it she called me up to her desk and pointed at the question then asked me: "How do you write that?"

And in case you were wondering... its written 11T4
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Posted 9/13/10 , edited 9/13/10
when i was elementary i would always draw little pictures on my homework xD
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