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What is your most FUNNY/STUPID answer in your examination/quiz?
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16 / F / Helping fufilling...
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Posted 10/24/10
Let's see it wasn't a test it was a friend book it's where there are pages of the same questions but different people answer each page so anyway there was a question that said who is your crush since every boy in my class was perverted I said
"None of your business."~nya
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When there is a question on a test that asks how I feel about a certain subject I simply write "I don't feel."
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19 / F / Here!
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Posted 10/24/10
Give me an example of when you need to use focus?

You need to use focus when you are playing games because if you don't, the level 4 paladin will slowly kill you as you keep pressing A on defense.


She wrote, "I played with a paladin once... :)"
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21 / M / Right Behind You!!!!
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Is Hell Exothermic or Endothermic?

As you study for exams, remember its not the quantity it's the quantity. And remember there is no substitute for pure unadulterated bull

Dr. Schambaugh, of the University of Oklahoma School of Chemical Engineering, Final Exam question for May of 1997. Dr. Schambaugh is known for asking questions such as, "why do airplanes fly?" on his final exams. His one and only final exam question in May 1997 for his Momentum, Heat and Mass Transfer II class was: "Is hell exothermic or endothermic? Support your answer with proof."

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

"First, We postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass. If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave.

Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for souls entering hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, then you will go to hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and souls go to hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant. Two options exist:

1. If hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose.
2. If hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over.

So which is it? If we accept the quote given to me by Theresa Manyan during Freshman year, "that it will be a cold night in hell before I sleep with you" and take into account the fact that I still have NOT succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then Option 2 cannot be true...Thus, hell is exothermic."

The student, Tim Graham, got the only A.
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Posted 10/25/10
strictly speaking it wasnt an answer but i drew a monkey on a maths paper to cheer up the person that marked the test, i only go 8/90
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114 / F / Israel
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Posted 10/25/10
"what will happen if 15 years old teenager would have a driving license?"

-people will die
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Posted 10/26/10
" Solve this Volume"

- ... Wich Volume, i only see numbers and dots.. o.O "
Posted 4/21/11
Well, I was supposed to read this English book, On Writing, but then I didn't because I was lazy. I took the test:

Question: "How did Stephen King's mother die? Please answer with depth and reasons."
My response: Cancer...?

Later on, a comrade told me that it was cancer. Too bad though, I didn't answer with any depths or explained it with reasons. I only said cancer because that's what I learned from Korean Dramas back then. Haha!
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Question: Why do you think John felt bad about stealing Jan's pencil? What would you have done if you were in John's position?
Answer: I think John felt bad because when he stole Jan's pencil, he started to get creepy pedophiles following him and he started to slowly become gay even though he's Christian. You can tell he is Christian because at the beginning of the story, he said that he went to church on every Sunday and loved the lord. If I were in John's position, I would have let myself get butt-raped by one of the pedophiles because the pencil was cursed with gay power and I would have liked it as John, but not as Dr. Anti-Rainbow. Also, if I were John, I would give myself an A on this quiz. [GIANT PICTURE OF ME WINKING]

Then I crossed that out and wrote my real answer.
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21 / F / London Below
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I don't have any that are really funny as of recently. But for a while on my English vocab tests I would draw a chibi picture of Cure Moonlight with "+5 for Cure Moonlight?" Next to it...It never worked.
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19 / F / Galaxy
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Posted 4/21/11
''god knows''
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I remember doing a math test last year, and there was a graphing portion I found particularly hard. On the grid provided I just drew a stickman and wrote below it:


I couldn't answer this question because of this annoying stickman who is taking up all my graphing space! >:o

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Posted 4/21/11 , edited 4/21/11
Seeing as how my math teacher always makes the last question on every test we take a trick question, I have many, though I can only remember one

"A farmer has some hired help to carry some grain out of his barn. If the farmer was carrying a sack of grains while the hired help was carrying two sacks, who was carrying the heavier load?"
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19 / F / Leaf village
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Posted 4/22/11
one of my friends did this-

It was a question about something about man-environment cooperation

Ans: The relationship between man and woman...

and i once wrote 'i forgot, but i'm sure read this in last year's text' to a question in a computer test.
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17 / F / New York
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Posted 4/25/11
There was document about the great depression and it said what could the family have in the barrel.
I said they had sliced their cows into a dozen pieces and then stuffed it into the barrel, in order to hide and protect their stock. You know those hicks always fearing of an alien abduction.
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