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Have you ever had those FML moments where your so embarrassed or angry?

So here you will just talk about your FML moments and stuff like that.
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Everyone on the planet does. You'll get over your personal angst.
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Here they are. In the closest chronological order I can give.

Got caught looking at porn for the x time. x's 3

Got a blond girlfriend. She wasn't the nicest girl in the planet. Lasted from third to fourth grade. Can't call that a girlfriend, but kids would be kids.

Infected the house computer or my computer for the x time after browsing too much porn. x's 4

Dated a slut. The same one. More than once. Shows that I was extremely gullible.

Called a black person nigga cause I thought I was black ( I'm Trinidadian. If I stay out for a week, my skin turns black pretty much. Regardless, I got my ass handed to me.) I was no gangsta.

Left my computer laying on the edge of my grandmother's bed. A 16gb flash drive filled partially with a book I was working on, a good amount of eromanga, and lots of emulators and roms/isos. The flash was destroyed, which pissed me off decently. Even more angering is that my cousin did it. I fucking hate my cousin. Evil shit.

Threatened to kill my Spanish teacher because she notified the entire class that I was special. I am a highly functioning individual, very smart, I just learn different than others. Senior year. You can see why this would be embarrassing and anger inducing.

Left my Seagate 2TB GoFlex Agent Desk on the computer chair. Brother hops on, lounges back like an idiot because for some fucking reason he just can't sit right for shit. Get's up, and hard drive flies up a bit before dropping to the ground. Memories of how I lost my last storage media run through my head, and I once again get the urge to reenact a SAW movie on one of my relatives. Luckily for him, the hard drive survived.
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I had to think hard on a moment to share and I just remembered how I fell for a girls trap when I was maybe between 6 and 8 years old. She was about the same age maybe a year younger and wanted to show me her playhouse which was in her backyard. Wanted me to go in first and I actually did. She locked me in there for a few hours until I tricked her into letting me out. It was pretty embarrassing and I should have known better than to trust her after her sister had literally just tried to run me over with a riding lawnmower on my way out to the playhouse with her.

Getting slammed into the outside of my house a few times by an angry girl in front of my friends and neighbors when I was about 5 was pretty embarrassing too. She was mad cause I had been spending too much time with her cousin.

Most of my embarrassing stories are from long long ago since I just don't care about things anymore.
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I have one every day
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CaptBearHugs wrote:

I have one every day


Then how can you say your life is boring?
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I have them a lot, but eventually I forget about them or choose not to let them bother me.
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Hachikobubble wrote:

I have them a lot, but eventually I forget about them or choose not to let them bother me.


Lucky I wish I can forget all my FML moments its sort of stored up there
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LordKaname3 wrote:


Hachikobubble wrote:

I have them a lot, but eventually I forget about them or choose not to let them bother me.


Lucky I wish I can forget all my FML moments its sort of stored up there


I think you can if you really wanted to. ^_^ But it is hard. Honestly, I still remember some and they come back to haunt me. But that's life. I just have to remember it's all in the past. Excruciatingly embarrassing/painful or not.
Posted 3/3/13

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Infected the house computer or my computer for the x time after browsing too much porn. x's 4



Haha bro same here! And the worst thing is there's absolutely no way out of it. I tried to keep them (my fam) off the desktop for like a month so they wouldn't see all the virus pop ups keep coming up.

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OMG me! i have had plenty of these moments lal xD i was in class the other day and i triped over my long overcoat ( a replaca of hei from darker than blacks xD ) i feel and everyone laughed at me for a while i was pretty sad but stuff happens XD you cant always control these types of situations so you must alway be ready for them cause people judge u for everything every little thing i swear it makes me upset
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Haha bro same here! And the worst thing is there's absolutely no way out of it. I tried to keep them (my fam) off the desktop for like a month so they wouldn't see all the virus pop ups keep coming up.


Yep. The worst part about it is...My dad is somewhat of a technician. He does welding, but back then he knew some shit when it came to computers. Now I know a little more than him, but learning that your kid has infected the family computer by looking up too much porn probably isn't the most pleasing thought for a father.

Most of the time it's relatively hard for me to screw my computer though. I just go incognito. No cookies, no history, so therefore a lot less chance of infecting my computer with malware or a virus. And I have some of the most badass security and antivirus EVAR!! And I know a virus now if I see one. If I downloaded something, and I didn't get what the site was showing( .exe instead of mp3 or mp4) chances are it's a virus package. Toolbar, browser, all that slow your coputer down shit in one, though most of the time I've been able to navigate through that.

When I was a kid, I didn't know how to fix the computer. Now I do. But, for the most part, I don't even look up porn. Rather, I use it as inspiration. I write some raunchy shit, so I need some sources and details on how to phrase the sexual action that is about to occur.

Posted 3/3/13
when i got called Gwen in my year 11 business lesson
Posted 3/4/13
i dont have many FML moments.
Posted 3/4/13 , edited 3/4/13
I haven't had one those in a while. My life is pretty awesome. Just think positive and your life will become positive.
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