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A friend of mine gave my number to a mutual acquaintance, who is apparently a huge masochist and is fixated on me "forcing" him to publicly humiliate himself. I am not interested in this, but have tried to give polite advice for how he could resolve his issues without involving me.

My FML moment came when I found myself explaining to him that he couldn't be the bottom in a donkey show without arranging for a horse trailer.
Posted 6/17/13 , edited 6/17/13

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when i got called Gwen in my year 11 business lesson



What's wrong with that? ....Omih sorry i read Glenn
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mhibicke wrote:
My FML moment came when I found myself explaining to him that he couldn't be the bottom in a donkey show without arranging for a horse trailer.


Well that certainly is an interesting FML moment. I must say I have no idea how I would (could) personally handle that situation, you have my respect for playing it so cool. Thanks for the share.
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When I was finally able to see past the car blocking my view on my left only to realize there was a semi about 1 second away from me. Only thing that came to mind at that point was, "Oh F**k". It's always great when you know what is coming, but you know you don't have any time to actually avoid it, good times...
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when my mother wouldn't let me buy a bed frame
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None. Things just don't bother me. I guess it's a gift.
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minatothegreatjiraiya wrote:

None. Things just don't bother me. I guess it's a gift.


Trust me you're gonna get one eventually
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I laugh at this now, but one time when I started my what I liked to call "monthly gift." And I didn't have any tampons. My Mom wasn't going to be home until late at night, so I called my step dad at work, and asked him if he'd bring me some. So he chuckled, and said,

"Having your little period, there?" And I hear a roar of laughter from his co-workers in the background.

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I was on skype with a friend, and I sent her a video message, "singing" just for fun, but then I looked and I saw that I accidentally sent it to a guy I liked. It wasn't just a "FML" moment, it was also one of those "KILL ME NOW" moments. When I came back to school he started to avoid eye-contact with me.. so embarrasing. D:
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Hachikobubble wrote:

I laugh at this now, but one time when I started my what I liked to call "monthly gift." And I didn't have any tampons. My Mom wasn't going to be home until late at night, so I called my step dad at work, and asked him if he'd bring me some. So he chuckled, and said,

"Having your little period, there?" And I hear a roar of laughter from his co-workers in the background.



I have no idea how you would have felt but atleast its over right?
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LordKaname3 wrote:


Hachikobubble wrote:

I laugh at this now, but one time when I started my what I liked to call "monthly gift." And I didn't have any tampons. My Mom wasn't going to be home until late at night, so I called my step dad at work, and asked him if he'd bring me some. So he chuckled, and said,

"Having your little period, there?" And I hear a roar of laughter from his co-workers in the background.



I have no idea how you would have felt but atleast its over right?


Of course! It used to be quite the humorous topic with between him and I. It still kind of is.
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Posted 7/13/13

Hachikobubble wrote:


LordKaname3 wrote:


Hachikobubble wrote:

I laugh at this now, but one time when I started my what I liked to call "monthly gift." And I didn't have any tampons. My Mom wasn't going to be home until late at night, so I called my step dad at work, and asked him if he'd bring me some. So he chuckled, and said,

"Having your little period, there?" And I hear a roar of laughter from his co-workers in the background.



I have no idea how you would have felt but atleast its over right?


Of course! It used to be quite the humorous topic with between him and I. It still kind of is.


lol good to know
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All school presentations

and crashing a car into a neighbors garage door, love tap mostly <3
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Posted 7/13/13
"Enjoy your meal"
"You, too!"

"Happy birthday!"
"You too!"

/cute waiter comes over to ask if I need a refill
/sneezes with mouth full of food

...
/contemplates suicide
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Posted 7/13/13
can't say i have those moments :p cause after any thing happens i just think "well could have been worse" and move right along. :p lol
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