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Stupidest lie you've told that someone actually believed?
Posted 3/4/13 , edited 3/4/13

kizna-chan wrote:

This is my first time starting a thread but here goes anyway...

What's the stupidest lie you've told and thought there is NO WAY this person will believe this crap!

Mine was when I was a teenager. I told my friend that Green Day's tour bus broke down in front of my Dad's house and they came to my door to ask to use the phone. I went on to tell her that they stayed and played a couple songs for me then gave me backstage passes to their next show. I didn't think she actually believe me since I was saying it in a totally sarcastic manner. It wasn't until she started telling other people my lie that I thought, oh my god how stupid is this girl? Who on earth would believe that lie? I told everyone else that I was just kidding when I told her that obvious lie... I never told her though!

Like I said, this wasn't really meant to be a lie, it was in response to her telling me and obvious lie about her meeting Coldplay and them taking her out to dinner.

So...
What was your lie and why did you tell it?
Was it like mine, meant to be a joke?
Was it meant to cover something up?
Was it just for the hell of it?




Haha not only was that lie hilarious Green Day is awesome as well! Ha

One of the only lies that I really didn't plan out or really try my best to make it sound believable was when I lied to my mom about going to class. I had a class at about 9 in the morning. Instead of going to that class, I just woke up and made my way home from college. (I live two hours away from home while attending college. I was coming home for the weekend) You think knowing that it was a 2 hr drive from home and considering it was a one hour class,that there was no way she'd believe that I went to class since I got home at 9 that morning. I walked in the door and she said "You didn't go to class?!?!" and I just kinda had a dumb moment and said " I did." instead of going with the obvious "Oh, it was canceled." But she didn't say anything and day just went on normally. She probably knew but just didn't feel like arguing about it. My parents are usually pretty stern on missing classes. But I've been making A's in college so far so maybe I've softened their heart. Yeah, this was probably a dumb story but the only one I have where it was a completely unbelievable lie.


Firefly_Dreams wrote:

I told a boy I couldn't have sex with him 'cause my Dad made me wear a chastity belt every time I left home. So he said if I only had to wear it when I left home that he could sneak into my house when my parents were sleeping.. I have a hard time just saying no..


Hahaha that's pretty funny. ^ Some girls nowadays really do need chastity belts tho!
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thekevin4 wrote:


kizna-chan wrote:

Sir, I have to ask.. what reason did you give them as to why you were hanging from a telephone wire with your pants on fire?


Wait.......whut?


You know.. liar liar pants on fire hanging from a telephone wire? just saying yours was the best stupid lie I've seen so far, cause it's so obviously a lie unless your an 8 year old, you should know that was a lie... oh never mind...
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Posted 3/4/13

kizna-chan wrote:



You know.. liar liar pants on fire hanging from a telephone wire? just saying yours was the best stupid lie I've seen so far, cause it's so obviously a lie unless your an 8 year old, you should know that was a lie... oh never mind...


Haha my bad I probably should have picked up on that. But ya those kids were unbelievably gullible, the fact that my buddy and I kept handing them drinks while feeding them this lie probably helped but it was truly epic when he heard that still circulating around the new kids on campus after all that time had passed lol.
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I once had someone believing I was a canibal. though technically someone else said it I just took it and ran

it started with a girl and a guy I train with talking about what people taste like.
me: human flesh tastes like pork
sadie: what? how do you know
rob: what didn't you know he's a canibal
sadie: WHAT?
me: *grin* yep
sadie: WHAT? oh my god dai! you don't realy do... oh my god!
me: what? it's good for you
sadie: oh god, are you serious.... oh my god... he doesn't really does he
rob: yeah, what you're telling me you didn't know
sadie: what but... but... oh my god

we had her going for at least half hour before we finally decided that it was best to tell her the truth lol. the fact that I look like a wild man, have the creepiest expresionless face, a rather large collection of weapons and knowledge of things that would make leather face harvey and family freak out probably doesn't help lol.
best part is she didn't question the fact that i hadn't been arrested if I was a canibal when the other guy she was talking to was a cop.
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I'm actually a terrible liar. Always been, always will. Sadly, I'm also a pretty gullible person.
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In my freshman year of High School, my history class were having our usual religious discussions. (It wasn't part of the curriculum, that class just loved to discuss/argue about religion, I guess,) My friends and I didn't participate in it. But I butted in, I don't remember what I said, but it lead to what religion I was, and I said "Oh. I'm actually a Satanist." I said it in a sarcastic tone, but everyone believed me. Even the teacher. So I just decided to go along with it, amusingly. My friend even agreed. We were always the outcasted ones in the class, so this was pretty amusing for us. I never told anyone the truth. They all were scared of me for a while, and even called me names, but my friend and I would just laugh. I think they eventually caught on that it as a joke.
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So how was your day?
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There are only three great lies.
1. I'll respect you in the morning.
2. The cheque is in the mail.
3. (You all know this one.)
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When I was a freshmen in high school, my girl friend and I were visiting her grandparents who lived in a nice gated community. We decided to go to the pool and hot tub. After swimming for awhile we got into the hot tub, and some older man we didn't know decided to go into the hot tub too. It was awkward and silent for a few minutes, and he was acting kindof like a creeper staring at us and just giving off a weird vibe. Then he decided to start asking us questions. First he asked where we lived, we lied and said Oregon (we were from CA, and only an hour away from home lol). Then he asked how we liked CA, and we said we liked it and just kindof simultaneously lied and kept piling on crap to each other lies, we even convinced him we'd never been to a McDonald's, cause why the hell not? We basically had a lie-fest for like an hour in this hot tub with a random stranger. Good times..

Oh, before leaving, he offered to show us around CA sometime, we declined obviously. Not to mention we were 14, and he was no less than 50..
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"Mom, I was using your laptop to help lil sis with her hw, not for gaming." Okay Minus the not for gaming part, ahaha.
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I think it might be because I've got the deadpan delivery down but I have in the past stated
"My real name is Deter because my doctor had terrible writing (as opposed to Peter)"
"my umbrella is also a swordstick"
"I Was born on the border of scotland and wales"
I even once convinced someone of an entire episode of inspector morse where Morse goes on a drink-fuelled racist killing spree and has to be shot by Lewis. Complete with (fake) quotes.
Yeah. Sometimes jokes backfire.
I'm probably a bad person...
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That i have died my hair light brown for my whole life and that my natural colour is black
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What was your lie and why did you tell it? I told someone I knew over Playstation network that who they believed me to be was dead and that I was my brother (It get's complicated), and it was supposed to be a joke.
Was it like mine, meant to be a joke? Yes.
Was it meant to cover something up? No.
Was it just for the hell of it? Just said that.
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Posted 3/8/13 , edited 3/8/13



Firefly_Dreams wrote:

I told a boy I couldn't have sex with him 'cause my Dad made me wear a chastity belt every time I left home. So he said if I only had to wear it when I left home that he could sneak into my house when my parents were sleeping.. I have a hard time just saying no..

Hahaha that's pretty funny. ^ Some girls nowadays really do need chastity belts tho!


Yeah.. especially the ones that have low self-esteem. Someday I hope to find a nice guy who will understand and not try to take advantage of me and my low self esteem and who loves anime! I know I'm probably asking for to much there with the anime thing, but one can always dream! For now I'd settle for a few nice friends here cause none of my friends like anime or manga at all! They think it's childish for anyone over 12 let alone some one who's over 18. Maybe it is, but I don't really care!!
I'm going to shut up now cause I probably sound pretty pathetic...

I just hope I did the quote thing & spoiler thing right, being that I'm new here, and the "Preview Post" button isn't working for some reason.

I think I did it wrong..... damn it!!
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