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Just figure out the best way to troll somebody.
Tomorrow I will buy some redish/orange tapioca powder, and make them into the size of salmon eggs(Salmon Roe) I will invite my friend over, and say we're going to have fancy roe sushi for dinner. But in actual it is all sushi with tapioca pearls on top. |
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That's fake grocery store sushi. Your trolling es no bueno.
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jo momma
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Not sure I follow the goal here, but allow me to tell you a story.
I have this friend Dan that will eat anything. I was at another friends house and Dan was coming over for dinner. Dinner was brazed short ribs. Now Dan is perpetually late and we all ate and I, being mischievous, got bored and went outside to with the notion of finding some tree bark that looked like the short ribs. I found some nice looking bark. I placed the bark on a left over bone and arranged it ever so nicely on a plate. Dan arrived and was offered the plate. He asked why there was bark on the plate. |
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Do you know what's the best way to troll? Mind control, man. With mind control, they won't even know that they got trolled.
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If you want to food troll, you need to be the one invited.
Before you even start eating a particular dish, proclaim that this isn't near as good as something you had a few days ago. Then before you taste something else, tell them you had a better one yesterday. Make sure they notice you haven't tried the items yet. |
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You're so smart the god of smartness must be about to rape you.
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Seems short lived..
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memento mori
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LOL
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There really had to be more to life than what it is right now...
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I like how the discussion changed from 'food trolling' to 'spiderman trolling'.
Anyways, I wouldn't troll with food. It's bad karma... I mean, there are people dying of starvation as I type. and people decide to waste food for a few jokes... :p Spoiler Alert! Click to show or hide But if you are going to troll someone...I suggest you have a friend (preferably a girl) order a sausage pizza, with extra sausage and cheese, cuz who doesn't like the extra cheese? Then you go pick up the pizza and then you cut a hole in the center of the pizza box, stick your sausage through it, bring the pizza over, have your friend open it and then your sausage will be poking at her face!! and wtf is wrong with me. |
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I didn't win.
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So he can choke to death?
MURDERER |
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hahaha, the spider man memes are hilarious xD
But no, I don't think I would ever try to food troll anyone... I couldn't see any profit from doing so -.- Though I have sometimes put pepper and that kind of stuff on some food that my friends are eating, just to see how they react, but I sorta stopped doing that... People tend to get angry when other people mess with their food xD Spoiler Alert! Click to show or hide |
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I'm off to Denmark, so I wont be on CR for about 5 days, cya :)
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It seems all spider-memes have been removed from this thread....... this thread now phails
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payback is a bitch, and bitch you been living in debt with me
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DeckardXLeah wrote: Just figure out the best way to troll somebody. Tomorrow I will buy some redish/orange tapioca powder, and make them into the size of salmon eggs(Salmon Roe) I will invite my friend over, and say we're going to have fancy roe sushi for dinner. But in actual it is all sushi with tapioca pearls on top. |
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Damn, this thread was made ten days ago? WoW.
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I can already control reality with my mind, banning me is pointless.
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And here I thought I was lifeless.
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