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Strangest people you've met.
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Posted 3/15/13

DeckardXLeah wrote:


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The security guard at the hospital I volunteer at, rubbing one off in the bathroom.




Ok son I know that is directed at me.



Are you a security guard...? And no, it wasn't directed at you, it may apply to you by some chance but the security guard wasn't a 26 year old.
Posted 3/15/13
i wish i could meet people stranger than me.
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Posted 3/15/13

wtfbbq68 wrote:


DeckardXLeah wrote:


wtfbbq68 wrote:

The security guard at the hospital I volunteer at, rubbing one off in the bathroom.




Ok son I know that is directed at me.



Are you a security guard...? And no, it wasn't directed at you, it may apply to you by some chance but the security guard wasn't a 26 year old.



Yes I am a security guard and not a fake Jew lol it is sad that my life is leading no where. Maybe it's better if I'm a real Jew or something.
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Posted 3/15/13
A good friend of mine has Aspergers and he goes around reciting galactical lines and different equations/computations in his head.. Everyone in the school loves him though. He's just that kind of charismatic, weird guy.
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M / Port Richey, Florida
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Posted 3/15/13
The strangest encounter that I ever had was at a bus stop, There was a guy at the bus stop and while I was waiting for the bus, He told me that we are here because aliens came to earth and had sex with apes, I do really mean it that is what he really had said to me.
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I txt some girl i met online and she is weird as fuck

she cut her arm until she needed to go to the hospital and needed stichs it was so disgusting
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Posted 3/16/13
I am quite relieved from the stories I've read here now that I am not so strange after all.
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21 / M / Cardiff
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Posted 3/16/13
I once met a man in a pub with a purple tooth that's what you get for drinking bow and black for the majority of your life, stupid bums.
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23 / M / KS, USA
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Posted 3/16/13
Probably the fella' living in my mirror.
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I met myself once.

True story.
Posted 3/16/13
My mum must say
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28 / M / Netherlands
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Posted 3/16/13
A few years ago i visited New York city around May. It was 9pm, i just arrived at a hostel and went to small supermarket around 110th street to get some essentials.

I walked back to my hostel and had to go through a side street. It was dark and i was carrying a jug of 4 litres of water. I passed a homeless man who was sitting on the steps of someones home.

He asked me for some water and started looking for a cup. I was suspicous, looked around and could not find someone else that could jump on me etc.

I was scared and also wanted to help. I had fresh water and he had not. The Samaritan in me was making me wait as he fumbled around his possessions.

The man had a long ragged jacket and i could see he had some other worn out clothes... and some stuff in a shopping trolly. He finally held out a box that was used for strawberries and that had holes on the bottom.

I poured some water into it and it leaked. The man looked at it and said .."wait..i'll look for something else" I could see someone coming towards us and got nervous again.

He held out a cup..but that cup also had a hole. I wondered where this was going and did not want to hand him a 4 litre jug. He then held out the box again with holes and asked me to pour some water into that again. Some water remained (about a hand full) and he thanked me.

The whole thing left me confused till this day.
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23 / M / Salinas, California
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Posted 3/16/13
The person in the mirror always gets me. He cray cray
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F / Earth
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Posted 3/16/13
My father works with a man who is most likely schizophrenic and autistic. He has an obsession with My Little Pony, a book called "Mr. Tickle" (which is really creepy, check it out on wikipedia, it's about pedophiles tickling little kids and it's a kids book), Sesame Street, etc.
He often comes up to my father at work and says, "Gee, Dave, have you ever been to Israel?" or something like, "Gee, Dave, what is your favorite rock?"
In the bathroom he once said, "Steven, remember, you were put here to watch,"...
He also has asked my father if he wants to tickle little girls stomachs.
To a meeting he once brought naked Barbie dolls and handed them to my father, giving them to him.
Oh! He also has My Little Pony figurines and once twisted their heads around, saying "Look Dave, My Little Ponies possessed!"
So.. yeah.. I feel bad for him, but he is quite odd and humoring!
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Posted 3/16/13
I once met.... me
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