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OY.... KORAAAAA.... WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?

*goes to Kagura and takes the box from her*

DON'T YOU SEE THAT THIS POOR SOUL IS IN NEED OF HELP?

*Shinpachi then goes to a corner, and proceeds tinker with the box, he then goes to the Madao, removes his sunglasses and places...*



Here you go.... these glasses fit you better....geez, Gin-san, Kagura, we have to be role models for the people here...
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"I feel like there is something missing here. We got the soul *points at glasses* and the home *points at box * of a MADAO. "

"However, what kind of problem will this hypothetical Madao have ?"


*Gin then opens his mouth in realization *

"I know exactly what we can pull off. Alright I'll be the Madao, and you guys can be the Yoruzuya helping out "

*Gin sits down in the box and puts on the sunglasses *

*He then starts to raise his shoulders up and down while hugging his knees *

*Shouts*

"ITS OVER ! ...ITS ALL OVER !!! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I BOTHER ANYMORE. ..."

*takes a glance at the Madao beside him and goes back to hugging his knees *

"I USED TO BE THE TOP DOG . I USED TO HAVE A GREAT JOB AT AN AMANTO GOVERMENT JOB. ....THEN IT ALL WENT DOWN CRASHING. "

"MY WIFE LEFT ME. HECK EVEN SOME LAWYER TRIED TO TAKE HER AWAY FROM ME. I KEEP ON TRYING, BUT I KEEP ON LOSING MY JOBS. I AM A HOPELESS MADAO......."

"WHATS THE POINT, ANYMORE ? "

*Looks at Kagura and Shinpachi *

(I can't believe I came up with that story . Where do I get this stuff ? I surprise myself sometimes )



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"Sugoi Gin-chan! Where did you come up with such a great story-aru!"

*She begins to laugh and out the cornr of her eye, she can see that MADAO is glancing over at them*

"But there's no way someone could have such a LAME life-aru! hahaha"

*Both her and Gin momentarily look back at MADAO and their eyes meet with his...*

"......"

*After a moment, they immediately look away and continue laughing*
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*looks at the Madao, looks at Gintoki and Kagura laughing, looks at the Madao again*

sigh... A-Are? Why is there a tear? A-Am I c-crying....sigh....

*Shinpachi rumbles through his pocket, and hands the Madao a box with a suspicious content...*



I do hate to waste food. May it help you better than it will EVER help me.

*looks towards Gintoki and Kagura, then smiles*

Should we get going?
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Madao and machines


*Gin takes off the Madao costume *

"You are right Patsuan, *wipes tears of laughter*, we should be thankful for what we have. After all ....

*looks at Madao *

"...there are people n-not as ..f-ortunate *stiffled laugh * as -

*bursts out laughing *



"USSSSSSS"

*wipes tears of laughter for good this time *

Truly the harsh sun was annoying for all today.

"Well then, I guess we ought to find somewhere else to set up shop"

*Looks around to see people not paying heed to their little play *

"It seems acting like a Madao gets you ignored for some reason "

The Yoruzuya continue to walk down to Kabuki's streets. The cicadas can still be heard chirping away. The women were gossiping as per usual . The children were still playing those games.

*Gin yawns and looks at the sky . He looks back as his ears pick up a strange noise. It sounded like pumps were being pushed up and down . A turbine moving ? A machine of some sort ? "

The cicadas suddenly stopped chirping.

Clearly, if this was a japanese movie of some sort, things are finally getting moving.


*Gin turns around and sees a familiar old face *

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"Yo! Yorozuya-san"

*Old man Gengai greets the three members of the Yorozuya as they pass his shop*

"What are the three of you up to today?"

*He seems to be tinkering with his most beloved robot, Saburou*
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"Well if it isn't you old man. Through this tough times, we are just trying to get past it all . If any of your clients ever need help, you know where to send them . "

*Looks at Saburou *

"So what are you doing anyways ? Is that robot gonna increase soy sauce consumption ? Are you making a XXXX bot to please old men ? "
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"Get your mind out of the gutter. Saburou would never be designed to do such a thing"

*Closes up Saburou's control panel*

"Actually, I was doing a friend a favor. She owns a hair salon here in Kabuki-cho. One of her workers will be out for a long time so she is short-handed. So, I decided to modify Saburou and added in a hairdressing feature in his system. He will be helping out there for a while"

*whispers to Gintoki*

"Plus, they'll be paying him like a regular worker... so free cash pretty much sitting down for me"

*Back to regular voice*

"Anyways, how about you try it out? God knows that mess you call a hairdo could use a decent cut"
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"OI, YOU'RE MAKING FUN OF MY HAIR AREN'T YOU ? ITS NOT A MESS, ITS JUST NATURALLY CURLY ! "

"All things natural should be appreciated you know ? "

*glances away *

"So does that thing even work ? "

*Walks up to Saburou *


"W-we don't want anyone to get hurt . I guess I can try it out to make sure it works out. Not that I need a hair cut or anything "

"So where should I sit ?"


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*Places a stool in front of Saburou*

"Here, just take a sit in front of him here. Saburou will then start to work once I tell him to"
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"Yeah Gin-chan. You really need a haircut-aru. Your head is starting to look like a bird's nest"

*Picks nose and rubs it off on Shinpachi's clothes. In a condescending tone she says...*

"Maybe if you didn't look like such a bum, we'd get more clients"

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*clicks his tongue *

"Well you should get your hair fixed too Kagura. Those buns of yours are probably hiding something scary "

*sighs*

*Sits on the stool *


"This better work. Might as well make my hair cooler. ...Not that it isn't cool already. Maybe something like Guile's hair ? "

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*As Gintoki sits down, Gengai begins the process with Saburou*

"Ok Saburou, analyze his hair and begin mowing through that jungle patch he calls hair"

*Saburou's eyes light up as he begins to scan Gin's hair*

"uhhh, Saburou?"

*It was taking a little longer than expected for Saburou to start. Saburou's eyes then lit up even brighter.... as if he was angry or something*

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*Shinpachi, who was just standing in the corner admiring a poster of Otsu is suddenly taken by surprise when he notices that the robot is making weird sounds as it analyzes Gintoki's hair...*

A-Ano...Gengai-san....is that robot supposed to do that?

*But before Gengai has the time to answer, the robot starts doing his work...*





*snickering* G-Gin....that hair s-style pfffft.... REALLY fits you...

*But then the laughing stops as Shinpachi points in horror at the censured region further down below*

A-Ano...G-Gin-san....

*But Shinpachi felt something rush across his scalp, and as he looks at the reflection of a nearby window*



EH? E-EH? I-I MUST BE DREAMING....y-yes, I must be dreaming....

*rubs his eyes and looks at window again, and then he looks at Kagura*



E-EH? Y-YOU TOO? GENGAI, FIX THIS!!!! I MEAN WHAT THE HELL? WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO....

*But before Shinpachi could continue his Tsukkomi rant, he notices that the Robot started making more weird noises, and also started shaking violently...*
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*Gintoki takes a quick look of his reflection through Shinpachi's glasses and sees that his naturally curly hair's coolness level has decreased substantially. *

Some might even say it was Zangief level of cool.

"OI, OLD MAN WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON ? GIN SAN EXPECTED A HAIR CUT, NOT A SELF ESTEEM CUT. "

*Sees robot shaking more violently *

"D-don't tell me this thing is losing it ? Di-d my hair's curse get transferred to it ? ........"






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