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*Nonchalantly Gengai explains*

"Well it seems that after analyzing your hair, Saburou has deduced that it is unsolvable. I think he wishes to start from scratch..."

*Looks up at Saburou. Then looks back at Gin*

"That cursed hair of yours has angered Saburou it seems.... I would run if I were you"

*Starts to wave at Gintoki who is still standing right there shocked*
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Tis the hair indeed

*Gintoki slowly takes the pieces of fallen hair and tries his best to put it back in its place using his saliva *

*Slowly gets up *

"Oh ....I see. Well it happens to the best of us . Its a shame really. Well there is always next time . "

*smiles*




(A few moments later )



"NEXT TIME I'LL KILL YOU OLD MAN "

*Continues to run as the robot chases after the group *







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*As the trio runs away, Shinpachi looks around to see if the robot is still chasing them*

G-Gin-san, WHAT THE HELL ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO? MORE IMPORTANTLY, THIS WILL GROW BACK, RIGHT? THIS WILL GROW BACK? I ME-

*But before Shinpachi could finish his sentence*



E-EH? W-WHY IS IT BLOWING UP STUFF? I THOUGHT IT'S SUPPOSED TO CUT OUR HAIR? I MEAN WHAT THE HE-

*Again, Shinpachi was crudely interrupted as the robot threw something, which hit him in his head*



E-EH? KORAAAA! WHAT THE HELL OLD MAN, DID THAT ROBOT JUST THROW A BOTTLE OF SOY SAUCE AT ME? WH-

*Shinpachi saw that Gintoki, already sitting on his moped, and Kagura atop Sadaharu were about to leave him*

KORAAA, YOU AHOS, WERE YOU THINKING OF LEAVING ME BEHIND?

*Shinpachi enters the Moped, just in time, because the robot released yet another salve of explosive rounds towards their direction...*



TASUKETE, KAMI!!! OR ANYONE! JUST TASUKETE!!!
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Robots men should be chasing bolts instead

The robot's explosive salvoes send out debris from all directions. Gintoki can only speed up and swerve his moped, nearly crashing onto other vehicles. Panic started to brew amongst the public as the debris flies towards citizens , offices, and even homes.

Sadaharu's yelping can also be heard amongst the chaos as he tries his best to maneuver his feet around the explosions and debris .

"WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS THING ? ...GIN- SAN'S HAIR ISN'T THAT BAD IS IT ? I THOUGHT ROBOTS WERE SUPPOSED TO MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE. THEN SHOULDN'T THEY ACCEPT OUR FLAWS AS THEY ARE ?!? ."

*Sharply turns the moped onto the next street corner as the tires screech against the pavement . *

"ITS LIKE IF GRANDPA GOHAN DIDN'T TAKE BABY GOKU IN BECAUSE OF HIS MONKEY TAIL !!!"

*The robot jumps into the air and pushes its legs against one of the nearby buildings to gain momentum . It glides above Gintoki's moped and shoots more salvoes midair *



(CHIKSHOUUU,AT THIS RATE WE WILL MARKET OURSELVES ALRIGHT. WE WILL BE SMACK DAB IN THE NEWS !!!!!.)

*Gintoki speeds up as the salvoes narrowly miss behind the moped. The bot lands right in front of them in a sumo stance preparing for another attack *

*Gintoki slides the moped on an angle as it slides under the Robot's legs *

*The robot suddenly turns its upper body through a spinning gyration and prepares to shoot more salvoes *

(S-shit how are we suppose to stop thing ? ....Can we find Tama to calm this thing down ? ....Wait, that will destroy the old hag's Snackhouse ! )

*Salvoes come flying behind Sadaharu and Gintoki's moped *

*Takes Toya and swiftly smashes a street lamp's base. The lamp falls and takes the brunt of the salvoes *

"If you two have any ideas on how to stop this thing, now would be a good idea to tell me them !!"






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(Music Continues)

*Saburou still chasing after them*

"Gin-chan! What do we do-aru?!"

*Still maneuvering with Sadaharu as she runs away from the robot, Kagura yells at Gin*



"This is all your fault you silver-haired bum! Come up with a plan kono yaro!"
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"My fault ? You're the one who recommended the hair do "

*sighs*

"How about we just break the thing ? ...When famicon cases go bad, all you need to do is smack them around a bit and they will be okay again !. "

*Looks at Shinpachi*




"Maybe the destructo disks that you are wearing on your face will help out, Patsaun"

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EH? Y-YOU MEAN I SHOULD FIGHT THAT THING? NO WAY! I SAY WE GIVE IT WHAT IT WANTS, AND ALL IT WOULD DO IS REMOVE ALL OF YOUR HAIR YOU STUPID AHO!

*But as they were fighting the robot drew closer and closer*

KORAA GIN-SAN, WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO? YOU'RE OUR FEARLESS LEADER! SHOT IT HOW FEARLESS YOU ARE! I MEAN I AM LIKE KR*LLIN, SO I WOULD DIE SINCE WE ARE FIGHTING FR*EZA HERE! SHOW THEM THE POWER OF A MAIN CHARACTER, G*KU!!! USE YOUR K*MEHAMEHA OR YOUR SP*RIT BOMB!
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*Sighs*

"Its that kinda of attitude that will get this anime cancelled, Patsuan. We are only as strong as our weakest link."

*turns to Kagura*

"Kagura,lets teach Saburou-chan to treat all his customers with respect. "

*smiles and takes out Toya*


"I wonder what kind of small talk he gives old ladies at the salon"

*Presses on the moped's pedals to rev up the vehicle's engines *

*One hand on the handle and the other on Toya . Charges Moped at the robot with Kagura following behind*

"I wonder if he will hear out my troubles. ......."

*Moped in front of robot's charging fist *

"See barber kun..... *

*jumps off moped and sticks bokuto into robot's fist . Vaults his hand off Toya to land on top off the robot's clenched hand. Charging moped barges into one of the robot's legs *

*Takes out Toya from Robot's hand , breaking it as the circuitry gets pulled apart *

"I gave an old man's son some splinters. What should I do ? "

*Looks at Kagura and nods "


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*Kagura charges ahead while still riding on Sadaharu's back*

"Oi KORRA! Didn't anyone teach you...."

*Gives a big troll smile to Saburou*

"Not to mess with a young girl's hair?!"

*Kagura then jumps off Sadaharu and delivers a massive dropkick to Saburou's chest, knocking him back hard into a nearby building*

"Hehe, and that's how it's done"

*Picks her nose and looks back at Gin, giving him a very cheesy thumbs up*

"Now...."


MUSIC: We might have overdone it...

*The camera zooms out and shows the entire scene. The Yorozuya had caused a lot of damage.... probably when they could have taken out the robot more effectively. It seems they just took the easy way out and smashed everything up to save their own asses*

"Ok good job team! Now Shinpachi, go and clean this up-aru. I mean, you didn't even help out, so this is the least you could do"

*Begins to walk away with Gin leaving Shinpachi to clean up the mess*


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E-EH? D-Did you b-both just beat up that robot like it was nothing? WHY DIDN'T YOU DO IT IN THE FIRST PLACE!

*Shinpachi gets out his paper fan and smacks Kagura and Gintoki on the head*

IF THE BOTH OF YOU DECIDED TO FIGHT IT IN THE FIRST PLACE, THEN WHY DID WE HAVE TO RUN? THAT DAMN ROBOT DESTROYED HALF OF EDO WHILE PURSUING US!

*Suddenly Shinpachi notices something*

A-Ano, mina-san, when did you guys all re-grow your hair? D-Does that mean that...

*Shinpachi rushes to a nearby window to check his hair...*



EEEEEEH? WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE?

*looks at the reflection again*



*looks one more time*



EEEEH? KORAAA YOU STUPID GORILLA FIX THIS!

*Scene shifts to HIdeaki Sorachi*


FIX IT OR I WILL -censured word- YOUR -censured word- using a -censured word-!!!

*Shinpachi looks at a nearby reflection*



THAT'S BETTER!!!
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So the curtains should close now

"Patsuan, we were trying to give you a chance to rise to the challenge. "

*Looks at Shinpachi*

"You didn't bother to do so. *Sighs*, well at least you got your straightman spirit . Thats good enough for now "

*Smiles*

"All in all, we saved this city."


"If that didn't get us clients coming in, then I don't know what will."


"I think we deserve some recognition around here. I mean, did you see how cool we were ?....Hell ,I bet even G*K* would be jealous of us. "

"Good job guys. I think today's troubles are over with . Even with all this destruction and problems, the people of Edo will rise strong. They have been through tougher times than this . We just have to help out when we can. Thats all. Everyone of us pulls their own two feet to move foward and sooner or later we all move foward. So don't worry about the small stuff, and just try to carry what really matters on your back "

"That is what the Yoruzuya does. That is what our clients came for . Despite differences amongst the people of Edo, we will help them despite their differences.

"Both the old and young "

"Both the rich and the poor "


"Both men and women "




[The END?]
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MUSIC: "Arrival"


The sounds of sirens...... blinking of lights...... the screeching of tires as the 'Black and Whites' zooms through Kabuki-cho, past the now-gathering crowd.



One after another, the vehicles skids to a halt. The said incident reported in Shinsengumi HQ points right on the spot. The rising smoke.... the proof of destruction. Hijikata and the others have no doubts in their minds. The perpetrators MUST be close by.


With a much serious intent, he steps out of the car.



(Addresses the crowd)... "THIS IS SHINSENGUMI BUSINESS! EVERYONE SHOULD---"

*stops, his eyes locked on Gin........... blinks............... slides gaze towards the mess that surrounds the Yorozuyas..... looks back at Gin.............. blinks.......*


*Gin............ destruction.......... Gin............ blinks......... puts two and two together*


............................... ................................... ................................




*a shot of dark aura*.........


"................... you."







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(Music Continues)

*Sougo gets out of the car and stands by Hijikata as he sees his Vice Commander glare at the Yorozuya Leader*

"Hoh? This is quite an interesting sight"

*Sougo then looks at the giant mess they've caused and proceeds to address Gin*

"Danna, seems you've really done it this time"

*Sougo then looks back at Hijikata-san*

"Based on the look on this one's face, you're not getting out of this one"



*He pulls out a pair of handcuffs*

"So why don't we skip all the usual banter between you two and you just come with us down to the station?"
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This thing should have ended before they showed up

"Oh its you two. "

*Looks around at the mess that the robot MAINLY created *

*Looks back at Sougo and Hijikata *


"I'll have you know that while you cops were playing with your sirens, we already took care of business here . *Points at the disabled robot *




"That thing was going haywire and we had to step in like the model citizens we are "

"Well, have fun stealing taxes as per usual. We got a date with a certain old man "

*Gintoki turns around and heads in the other direction *

*Smiles at Patsuan and Kagura*

"I feel good today, so lets go out to eat. Maybe Old Man Gengai can pay up "
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(Music continues)......


Before Gin could step away any further, a hand suddenly grabs him by the back of his collar.


(low, menacing tone from behind): "Where.... do you think you're going, hrhh? Model citizen, is it?"

*eyes hidden in shadows.......... until--*




"You.... are one [email protected] IDIOT!!! WHAT PIECE OF SHIT OF A CITIZEN WOULD DESTROY THE ENTIRE CITY, HAHH??!?? LOOK.... LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID!!! FOR ALL WE KNOW YOU'VE EVEN MURDERED SOME!!! WHERE THE HELL'S YOUR BRAIN?!? HAH??? DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT A BRAIN IS?????!!??? .. YOU!! ARE NOT GOING ANYWHERE!!! NOWHERE!!!!"


*gestures to Sougo*..... "Handcuff him. He's goin with us this time."






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