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What is your Zombie plan?
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Almost the perfect plan
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All the people who say they are going to attempt to access a firearm (and presumably firearms training: they are not magic wands) AFTER the zombie apocalypse starts.

...are fooling themselves.


Learn your anti-zombie weapon of choice now and have it handy the place you spend the majority of your time.
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Get my Katana and an Assassins Creed outfit and cutlass....I'm ready!

Cause that's what matters.

After I've learned my lesson. I'll probably just Mooch off of sumuslegio's idea.
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Escape on a ship, zombie don't swim...our small ship here can last about over a month at sea, the fun part would be going back for fuel/food
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My grandad fought in WW2 and took home some weapons from Japan. He has a Japanese Ariska Rifle (bayonet is somewhere in is house), 2 katanas (somewhere in his house again), and he acquired a M1 Garand with the bolt remanufactured and the bayonet is somewhere in his house. So, I'm good for firepower but screwed on melee weapons until I find them. I can always make my own melee weapons because there is a lot of metal junk around my place and I can weld. I am somewhat mechanically inclined so vehicles are okay. If i had a .50 Caliber Machine Gun I could mount it onto my pickup to create a technical. It also has a CB Radio so communications are good to go. I also live in the hills in the Midwest so visibilty on top of hills is where its at. Plenty of corn fields and deer and rabbits so food is no problem. Plenty of trees around for various wood projects. Fires will be a problem because the Midwest Plains are usually dry and can catch on fire but hey, if surrounded shout "ZOMBIE ON THE BARBIE!" and start the grass on fire. Surround my house with barbed wire fences, probably do a three wire fence with chicken wire at the bottom. River is a couple miles away so gonna have to re-rig a windmill to pump water. The sand acts as a natural filtration system. Can also rig it to produce electricty for the two way radios. Communities will need to be kept small, maybe have a a central community and several outlying satellite communties, each one specialized in something such as farming, mechanics, weapons training, stuff like that so if we do get attacked, the entire community won't be completely wiped out and can move on with skills to offer to other communities. Gather up horses because gasoline won't last forever. Scavange for scrap metal to make melee weapons because ammo won't last forever either, unless one wants to go ball and musket and make their own ammo. Homemade gunpowder is possible, but not always reliable. If it comes down to do or die, then fire up the combines and go zombie harvesting but would like to save the fuel for more practical uses and i hate to have blood on my corn. Dunno what to do for zombie disposal. Probably bury them and let them decompse as nature intended and have great soil. If not, then off to the Crack of Doom they go (more like a fire pit). Hopefully I have covered everything. Anybody care to join if this goes down? If this does indeed come down and you do decide to join, get a copy of your Call of Duty playercard so we can use it for individual flags to wave about. It helps to ID who is who from a distance.
Posted 3/30/13
Pretend to be a zombie so that I can sate my cannibalistic desires.
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What you taliking about? I'm a redneck, I have firearms at the ready. Just need to use them to get to the ones i want, especially the M1 Garand with a bayonet.
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Come get me now
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Pomff wrote:

Eat the zombies before they eat me.


what a twist



JaxemsR wrote:



Almost the perfect plan


I laughed more than I should have
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First we learn the language of the zombies, earn their trust, then breed with their women. In time, our differences will be forgotten.
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Genius!!!!!!
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Quarlo wrote:

When I was young (5 or so) my family when to see Zombie at the drive-in theatre. The movie (which had an ending where the zombies won) messed me up so bad that I started carrying around a zombie Halloween mask with me at all times. When the zombies finally came I would put on the mask and pretent to be one of them. (Hey, I was five, it seemed like a good plan a the time)


Haha, If you can't beat em join em.

Posted 3/30/13
I'm surprsied I am the only one that mensioned space?
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8309322 wrote:

Get my Katana and an Assassins Creed outfit and cutlass....I'm ready!

Cause that's what matters.

After I've learned my lesson. I'll probably just Mooch off of sumuslegio's idea.


You are welcome to join, the more the merrier
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