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Posted 4/16/13
I made this topic just to find out the strangest thing some crazy person has asked you!

Very recently I went out with my friend to a bar. Usually we just go for a few drinks and a couple of laughs with other's but tonight was my friend Billy's time to shine when it came to the ladies. He had his heart set on trying to pick up a girl worthy of great story telling for all his other friends to cheer in jealousy!. Few hours in a gorgeous blonde, blue eyed girl with big ti- ... um womanly features walked in and oh man was Billy all over them hotcakes. He finally after half an hour of "Do you think i should talk to her?" worked up the courage to go over and ask to buy her a drink. Me at this point didn't think he had a chance in hell but of course this wouldn't be a very good story if that's how it ended now would it? The girl loved him and his really bad jokes/pickup lines. They got to talking then he abruptly came over to where i was sitting and told me we had to leave right now. He was all shifty eye'd and looked very confused, he wasn't the only one. I had to asked what happened and then he told me what she said...oh god. The gorgeous blonde woman was a freak! Apparently as they were having a dandy good time over their she asked him "Hey is it just me or have you ever wondered what it felt like to slide a toothpick under your own toenail and kick the bottom of a door really hard?" :3.

Me: O_O

Listen i would go on but the thought of that again and writing it kinda made me feel sick. Please let me hear what you guys have had the "pleasure" of hearing from other strange human beings. I know i am not the only one...
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"Ha-chan, why are you so amazing?"

What a stupid question. It's like asking why circles are round.
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Posted 4/16/13
"So, how 'bout them titties?"

I wasn't sure how this was a question or what exactly I was supposed to say in response but some dude was hitting on me once and asked this. I said "What?" He said back "What?" and then briskly walked away.
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"Am I gay"
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Posted 4/16/13

JoAnime3853 wrote:

"So, how 'bout them titties?"

I wasn't sure how this was a question or what exactly I was supposed to say in response but some dude was hitting on me once and asked this. I said "What?" He said back "What?" and then briskly walked away.


This made me lol
Posted 4/16/13
I was going through a drive thru and at the window to pick up the food there was a chick about my age and I think her manager beside her. I pulled up at the window, paid, and was waiting for my food. Then the manager opens the window and just asks: "Are you wearing cologne? She says you smell good." or something like that. It was just so random I just blurted out it was my own man musk. It was so early in the morning - I was half asleep - so I just kept replaying what happened in my head. Not really the strangest question I guess but considering the setting it was probably the most random lol.
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mm the strangest question that i can remember...
I was in Vegas and some random dude ask me "Can you kick me on the balls real quick?"
I said "No fool" walked away as fast as possible >..>;
Posted 4/16/13

Okaleaf wrote:

mm the strangest question that i can remember...
I was in Vegas and some random dude ask me "Can you kick me on the balls real quick?"
I said "No fool" walked away as fast as possible >..>;


Hahaha what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

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what year is it?
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GaIaxy wrote:

what year is it?


Did he/she spend over a year in a cave?
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haikinka wrote:

"Ha-chan, why are you so amazing?"

What a stupid question. It's like asking why circles are round.


Amazing
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Marsev wrote:

Amazing


Amazing is an understatement.
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"Can I touch your eyelashes?"

There are much stranger questions than this, but this one was pretty out there considering the fact that the person who asked was a complete stranger at the time.
Posted 4/16/13
"Demon, can we hold hands?"

I nearly fell off my chair laughing. I was asked this by one of my old guildies over vent when we were raiding. I just thought it was hilarious because he said it out of nowhere..

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Posted 4/16/13
"Is it gay if I sometimes imagine you as a guy and still find you attractive?"
- male friend

That's not the weirdest, but i'm not sure the moderators would appreciate me talking about all the odd sex questions I get.
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