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"how is that tail attached?"

To which I showed them my belt looped tail.

They had assumed it was the sexually attached kind. *shudder*
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Posted 4/16/13

JoAnime3853 wrote:

"So, how 'bout them titties?"

I wasn't sure how this was a question or what exactly I was supposed to say in response but some dude was hitting on me once and asked this. I said "What?" He said back "What?" and then briskly walked away.


were you at the bar when he asked this? It makes more sense then. Give guys lots of drinks and leave them next to a good looking girl and just watch all the dumb stuff they say. lol
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This one girl asked me " If I was a dinosaur and I stood still could you see me?"

Now since I had no idea how to answer I just hung up the phone
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"DO YOU LOVE ME"... a girl asked me, who i just met less then a week...Um no, sorry "i just met you". I felt weird and uncomfortable at that moment lol
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"Can I sit on you?"

I'm not a chair.
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What's the strangest question that I have ever been asked?

That's a strange question...
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In the barber shop as male: "Want to do the eye brows next?"

I lol'd, he then said if I thought it was gay. I just was never asked before, ever, to style my eyebrows.
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"Want to get a job at the blow-plex?"

...Just, yeah. Middle school. Middle school guys, y'know? =w=
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Posted 4/16/13

TRUExSh0t wrote:


JoAnime3853 wrote:

"So, how 'bout them titties?"

I wasn't sure how this was a question or what exactly I was supposed to say in response but some dude was hitting on me once and asked this. I said "What?" He said back "What?" and then briskly walked away.


were you at the bar when he asked this? It makes more sense then. Give guys lots of drinks and leave them next to a good looking girl and just watch all the dumb stuff they say. lol


Haha nope it was about lunch time at a pizza place. and there was very minimal cleavage that day...
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Posted 4/16/13

JoAnime3853 wrote:


TRUExSh0t wrote:


JoAnime3853 wrote:

"So, how 'bout them titties?"

I wasn't sure how this was a question or what exactly I was supposed to say in response but some dude was hitting on me once and asked this. I said "What?" He said back "What?" and then briskly walked away.


were you at the bar when he asked this? It makes more sense then. Give guys lots of drinks and leave them next to a good looking girl and just watch all the dumb stuff they say. lol


Haha nope it was about lunch time at a pizza place. and there was very minimal cleavage that day...


haha... yea im guessing anywhere but a bar makes it extremely more weird. Next time some one says that just say "well there nice and perky and behind a bra" ... counter it by making it more awkward haha just to see his reaction before he runs off haha
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I worked at a grocery store for many years.
One day, while I was straightening the shelves, some dude was just like...

Hey... Coffee, Tea, or Me?

So I replied..
Coffee

Then he laughed some and walked away. I never saw the guy before, and never saw him again.
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When I got to my final Duty station in Pearl harbor Hi. A white girl sitting in on of my shipmates room asked..." Why do black guya think they have bigger D!@#s than white guys?"
I answered, " I don't know. Ask a white guy."
She turned and asked like 5 dudes and they all said ," Well because they do."
She stilldidn't believe it so I asked howmany guys she'd been with? She said 6-7 which is realy like 10-15. All white. so I shiwed he mine and asked where does it fit in here experience. She turned red and never answered. Easiest way to answer a stupid question is as directly and to the point as possible they will never bug you again. That how bout them titties thing? Challenge him to a I'll show you mine if you show me yours. Kills that reak quick,,
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''doctor who?''
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Random women on bus talks to my friends and I.

Her: you guys going to the PNE?
Us: Yes
Her: Are you chinese?
Us: Yes
She turns to me: are you Mexican?
Me: Uh... no.
Her: Are you half chinese half mexican?
Me: No.... wth, I just said I'm chinese
Meanwhile my friends killing themselves laughing
Her: .... well... you have nice teeth....


................ I'M NOT MEXICAN
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A crazy black lady ask me, "Are you selling those books, sweet ass?"

I was carrying notebooks to class, I wasn't sure how to respond so I didn't.
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