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Strangest question you have ever been asked?
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Have you ever been convicted of having sex with an animal? Yes the army use to ask these questions
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"Have you ever thought of running through a park naked?"
I just looked at him like he had some sort of rabid weasel on his face
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can I have a whiff of your belly button
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CALI!
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Posted 8/24/13
have a good weekend man - It was a monday
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Posted 8/24/13
"Have you ever bleached your butt hole?"

I'm dead serious.
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uncletim wrote:

Have you ever been convicted of having sex with an animal? Yes the army use to ask these questions


To which you should have replied:
"I've never been convicted, no."


I was onced asked "Do you wear a bra?"
Which is a great help for the self image of an overweight 9 year old boy.


Also, parent's ask (with alarming frequency) if I'm gay. I keep telling them "No, guys, just a loser."
They're convinced I'm gay. Oh well.
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21 / F / Your Cookie Jar
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Posted 8/25/13
"Are you the father?"

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I swear this lady was dead serious when she asked this question =_="

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74 / F / Zhiganshina
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Posted 8/25/13
"are you a lesbian"
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66 / M / Columbia, MO
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Posted 8/25/13
A few decades ago when pictures were still taken with 35mm slide cameras I was at a meeting with other railfan otakus showing some of my vaca slide photos of the old Canadian National railroad station in Vancouver, BC. One of the shots was of brass door knobs being polished by a railway employee. I had to stand in an unusual area to get the shot at the time. Our group consisted of several eclectic chuckle-heads who by day had real responsible jobs but on Friday nights any semblance of normalcy usually faded away by 6 PM Central time.

The question I got posed was where were you exactly location-wise when this shot was taken. The guy that asked it was a world traveler with a PhD in Music and was very familiar with Vancouver depots and anything trains. The question threw me off so I had him repeat it. The wording still threw me for a loop but OK, what the hell...inquiring minds want to know. I informed the whole group that I was standing 75' away from the men's room urinal I had previously whizzed in and after washing my hands had turned to walk down the short hallway to the wood doors that when opened would posit me into the large waiting room of the depot. I just happened to see the employee polishing the door knobs so that's when I stopped midway in the hallway of the men's room to "click" off the shot.

You could have heard a pin drop in that entire room after I uttered that statement. Ask a literal question get a literal answer....wtf .
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20 / F / There.
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Posted 8/26/13
What am I to you?
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20 / M / Ireland
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Posted 8/26/13 , edited 8/26/13

Dayummy wrote:

have a good weekend man - It was a monday


This genuinely made me laugh, not sure why.
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Posted 8/26/13
"do you like anime?" FRICKIN DUH I LIKE ANIME
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Posted 8/26/13

jenapanese wrote:

"are you a lesbian"


are you?

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25 / M / California
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Posted 8/26/13 , edited 8/26/13
My friend was asked jokingly "Why are you still single?"

His response: "Because I slouch when I walk, I talk like a retard when I see a girl, and my self-esteem and confidence are completely shot. So I am virtually unlovable."

The other person felt so bad LOL
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Posted 8/26/13 , edited 8/26/13
Just yesterday, I thought all my friends died because no one was replying to my texts. At 11:30 last night one of my friends (who ditched me for some of his college buddies and didn't invite me ) called me and said he needed a favor. "Hey bro, will you do me a solid?", he began. "You know how when you first started working (at GameStop) you would make that Japanese sex noise whenever you would bend over to do something???-- can you do that for my friends over the phone right now? They really want to hear it."

Yes, I'm 18 and still make sex noises when it's just the guys and no customers in the store That whole exchange was just so funny
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