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Morbidhanson wrote: My friend was asked jokingly "Why are you still single?" His response: "Because I slouch when I walk, I talk like a retard when I see a girl, and my self-esteem and confidence are completely shot. So I am virtually unlovable." The other person felt so bad LOL To this question (which I used to get asked frequently by my lady friends in High School), I would have replied: "Because women don't know what's good for them." ![]() ![]() |
The word is... Bravery!
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No, hehe. The reason it struck me so odd is because I thought about it... and I do see why that person asked me if I was. Hahaha! Silly me |
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By Californians to a Californian: Where is your accent from?
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I’m just watching a bad dream I never wake up from.
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Woman at the grocery check out line: "Girl, did you drop out of high school, you're working here during school time?"
Me: "No I'm actually a college freshmen." Woman: "Oh good stay in school." |
Long hair, don't care
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"Paper or Plastic?"
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I was once asked, by this chick I didn't know, if I would rather bang Miley Cirus vs Britney Spears before she went crazy.
That's probably the weirdest question anyone's ever asked me, and to be honest this was coming froma girl I was into at the time so I had no idea how to respond. Bout as awkward a moment as you might imagine. |
Feeling creative..
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lraskie wrote: Woman at the grocery check out line: "Girl, did you drop out of high school, you're working here during school time?" Me: "No I'm actually a college freshmen." Woman: "Oh good stay in school." LOL. A friend of mine had that scenario while Black, suffice it to say people didn't even ask... Ignorance is a painful thing to witness indeed... |
Feeling creative..
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"Have you seen my Singaporn friends?"
I was like >__> say whut Turns out they had no idea the word Singaporean existed |
Fly butterfly, fly :3
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get em teddy ◟ʕ╬ᴥ╬ ◟ʔ
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Banned
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well this can keep out of the army so I would think not |
time to go down range
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get em teddy ◟ʕ╬ᴥ╬ ◟ʔ
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Banned
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FlyinDumpling wrote: Just playing on the fact that I've never been asked if I had raped an animal before well have you?? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
time to go down range
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A classmate of mine who I've never spoken to asked, " Do girls like guys who masturbate?" I just stared at him confused like who would ask that and ran out of that classroom as soon as the bell rang
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my room is really cold...
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get em teddy ◟ʕ╬ᴥ╬ ◟ʔ
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how to cook a frozen pizza.... dur read the box. my moms friends creepy a** husband asked me who then told me my chin was pretty. I was like 16 and he was like 40 or 50. guess that's more of a dumb question but whatever.
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