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Posted 8/27/13
I'm usually the one asking strange questions, actually. I'm just a really curious person. People don't ask me strange questions. Maybe they know I have strange answers.
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Was in the Norwegian Royal Army (HMKG) during my first-year service.

Night time postings at the Royal Castle front gate was always entertaining, especially during weekends and holidays. You wouldn't believe some of the wierd stuff I've experienced at that post, especially drunk girls or men with a thing for guys in uniform. We're not supposed to really respond in ways that'll initiate conversations as we're not supposed to converse, but my experience was that the more I ignored them or told them to move on the more stubborn they got. So I found it quicker to just give quick and concise replies.

Girls or even grown women walking up and asking stuff like; Can I lick your bayonett? Me: No, step back. Her: Can I lick YOUR bayonett? *Failedwink*

Or, 3 girls came up to me, flashed their boobs and asked me wich one I'd prefer to motor-boat.

One guy drunk out of his mind and walking around with an pocket-pussy that he said was an pocket-anus named Brads Pit, he followed up by offering to show me how it worked.. ... I declined.

Also, one of the wierder threat I've ever gotten: Give me your gun or I'll pee on you. (Another drunk girl). - Seriously, how do you evaluate that based on the principle of equal/appropriate use of force? D:

One who was obviously tripping, she was standing infront of me screaming: Don't shoot me! PLEASE! Don't kill me please! - I managed to calm her down after a little while, but then she started talking crap about becoming a bird. Eventually she just walked off on her own.

They really should put up an hidden camera with audio above some of the posts around the castle, it'd make for some good tv.
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Posted 8/27/13
years ago i watched someone trip on a tiny ass step and broke their leg....i shit you not....i was actually asked several times "WHATS THE NUMBER FOR 911"

i laughed my ass off
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Posted 8/27/13
hmm, strangest question.

it would have to be,

"Are you black?"

LMAO!

Posted 8/27/13
Are you packing?...which is weird right? my answer was yes, but I was soo freaked out...I never expected anyone to ask me that in my life time.
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Posted 8/28/13
the question itself is not strange but the result of it in a conversation between my dad's drunk friend and me

DF: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
ME: *laughs* I don't know, must be because I'm not looking...
DF: that's not good, you SHOULD find a boyfriend
ME: *confused* why is that?
DF: because if you don't have a boyfrined, you won't be able to enter heaven
ME: really?
DF: yeah really, so that's why you have to fins a boyfriend...

That day was tiring but this conversation instantly perk me up, who knew a boyfriend is a requirement to heaven huh
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boy to boy : are u single ? o.O
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one time I worked in a grocery store as a bagger and a person asked me if I could break there eggs on purpose. I could not tell if they were joking and was like wtf?
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"Can you have my babies?"

"Um, no. I'm a man."
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23 / F / Florida
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Father : Your eyes are changing color. Have you been staring at the sun?
ME: *Looks at him like hes crazy. (My eyes are brown btw.)
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My friend who sat behind me in class asked me, "Do you get into the shower naked?" I was like, "No. I shower with my clothes on."

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Posted 8/28/13
When my blind friend asked me to describe what green was
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14 / F / イブキド
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Posted 9/13/13
8th grade, math class.
One of my best friends asked me (female)...
"Have you ever seen a d*** before?"
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It was so random that we both just laughed at it, but it was seriously the strangest question ive ever been asked.
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Posted 9/13/13
Female Co-worker: Man, I need a pack of cigarettes but I'm broke.

Me: ... *continues working*

Female Co-worker: Hey, can I give you a blowjob real quick for $20?

Me: ?!?! ... *continues working*
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20 / M / Ireland
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Posted 9/18/13

graveb0und wrote:

Female Co-worker: Man, I need a pack of cigarettes but I'm broke.

Me: ... *continues working*

Female Co-worker: Hey, can I give you a blowjob real quick for $20?

Me: ?!?! ... *continues working*


Beautiful. Someone who can continue to work while he gets a BJ!
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