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"What does yaoi mean?"

Yeah a friend asked me this...
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Tophatjames wrote:

I made this topic just to find out the strangest thing some crazy person has asked you!

Very recently I went out with my friend to a bar. Usually we just go for a few drinks and a couple of laughs with other's but tonight was my friend Billy's time to shine when it came to the ladies. He had his heart set on trying to pick up a girl worthy of great story telling for all his other friends to cheer in jealousy!. Few hours in a gorgeous blonde, blue eyed girl with big ti- ... um womanly features walked in and oh man was Billy all over them hotcakes. He finally after half an hour of "Do you think i should talk to her?" worked up the courage to go over and ask to buy her a drink. Me at this point didn't think he had a chance in hell but of course this wouldn't be a very good story if that's how it ended now would it? The girl loved him and his really bad jokes/pickup lines. They got to talking then he abruptly came over to where i was sitting and told me we had to leave right now. He was all shifty eye'd and looked very confused, he wasn't the only one. I had to asked what happened and then he told me what she said...oh god. The gorgeous blonde woman was a freak! Apparently as they were having a dandy good time over their she asked him "Hey is it just me or have you ever wondered what it felt like to slide a toothpick under your own toenail and kick the bottom of a door really hard?" :3.

Me: O_O

Listen i would go on but the thought of that again and writing it kinda made me feel sick. Please let me hear what you guys have had the "pleasure" of hearing from other strange human beings. I know i am not the only one...


I see nothing wrong with her...freaky is fun in my experience anyway.
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"Are you from Texas?" three kids in my fourth grade class...

The day I started school after I'd immigrated from Canada.
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Way back in high school a random classmate asked if I was part Japanese, and proceeded to insist that I must be mistaken when I told him I wasn't. Apparently to him all dark haired dark eyed people must be Asian, even if they are rather pasty. Needless to say I lived in a rural area.
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"So where do you work?"
A customer asked me that at the place where i worked. I was in my work clothes too.
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"Can I massage your tummy?"

Yes, no lie. It weirded me out just a bit :L XDD
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"i'm captain america, let's go out" or maybe it's 'have you been kidnapped before' ... which i guess is more creepy than strange.
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vrc6868 wrote:

"Can I touch your eyelashes?"

There are much stranger questions than this, but this one was pretty out there considering the fact that the person who asked was a complete stranger at the time.


A classmate once asked 'Can I tell them your eyelashes?'

Not entirely sure what she meant to this day...
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At a party someone said this,"Do you see the horse on the rooftop over there?" he then added,"it's right behind the sniper, can't you see it?" I'm pretty sure his mind was being altered by something.. but I did get some good laughs that night because of that guy! lol
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Strangest question would probably be someone asking me one time if I was legal (they thought I couldn't speak english and suspected I was an illegal immigrant).

Not all that strange I guess, but it definitely took me by surprise. I don't even have a hispanic accent, and barely look mexican.
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"are you going to finish that?" by a stranger

"am I gay?" by a boy I dated

and

"ooh what kind of shampoo do you use? it smells great" by a homeless guy

for me it's the questions that are strange it's who asked them.
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what year is it?
You were probably talking to me
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someone asked me if ive been camping in Africa. no, i haven't been camping in Africa.
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I remember I was taking the bus home (<3 public transportation) with my friend and this woman sitting in front of us turned around and looked at both of us and said 'you 2 dress unique, are you both auditioning for american idol?" ....

and once I took my niece to the park and this woman asked me "what brand of shampoo and conditioner do you put in her hair to make it curl like that?' ....
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"What year was the War of 1812 in?"
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"Do you masturbate?"

Seriously, why would anybody ask anyone that ever?
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