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I was at work, sitting in the ticket booth at the train station. It was late, and a friday, so I suppose the guy might have been drunk, or possibly on something, but the thing is that he looked completely sober and normal. He came up to the window and gave me a very serious look.

"Now, I'm gonna ask you a question, and I want you to really think before you answer," he said.

"Oookay," said I.

"If... you got to choose between having one big bear, or two bear cubs... which would you choose?"

I looked at him for a moment, and the serious never left his face, so I thought about it.

"Well... two small ones, I guess. Easier to handle?"

"Ah!" he exclaimed with a triumphant gleam in his eye. "But those two cubs will grow up to be two BIG bears!"

I thought about it again and replied: "Sure, but by then I've had time to train them."

Seemingly satisfied with my answer, he tapped his temple, pointed at me in a 'Good one' -kind of way, and left.

But I do meet a lot of weirdoes at my job.
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Posted 6/13/13
I got asked if I was French once.
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Posted 6/13/13
I found that experience very amusing, thanks for the share elinblue. There certainly are some interesting people asking all these "strange" questions.
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how pixar? please tell me!
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Well a friend of mine ask me that question, then she started to talk about her bra size and im like "..."
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25 / M / Norway
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Posted 6/13/13
''How often do you do it?''
What kind of useless question is that?
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i was at a skatepark a few years ago and i was doing a Frontflip on my bike over a hip and i didn't go far enough cliped the coping or the top of the quarter and landed on my back and blacked out and had the air knocked out of me and my friend christian walks over and slaps me on the back and asks do you need me to do CPR? he made me laugh so hard which was a bad thing because at the time the only pain i felt was from my hips and lungs i thought i just broke a rib was all but wait it get's better and then later the doctor at the emergency room asked me what pain i was in on a scale form 1 - 10 1 being you just hit your toe on a corner of a table and 10 being you walked over an entire room full of nothing but legos? i replied doc it's 9...... 10 is hell on earth P:S i had a compound fracture in my T11 disc in my spine
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Are you fucking retarded? With or without the cuss words.

It's more stupid than anything, not rage-inducing, but just fucking stupid. It's also strange as all hell considering my circumstances. I'm extremely intelligent, possessing an abnormally high IQ, but because of a beautiful diagnosis called Asperger's Syndrome, I say some weird shit, often go into tangents, and am just different from most people my age in general.

Autistic people are smart as all Hell. I know some. They just can't exhibit that intelligence. Kind of like how we possess the strength to punch through walls like the Terminator, but the physical repercussions of such a process are one of the precise reasons our bodies refuse to allow us to do such a dangerous task. My diagnosis is a high-functioning form of Autism, and because of my actions and some of the thing I say, I get asked this question a lot.

Now, my logic sucks major ass, but...Would you ask an Autistic kid that? Because they are FAR from retarded.

Not trolling, not ranting, I just wonder why I get this question so much. This probably wasn't the kind of question you were looking for, but I just though I would post in this thread. Because well, to me, it's strange. Personal, stupid, but also strange, which I think should validate its existence in this thread.
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Posted 6/13/13
Have I ever eat a tree before?
Me asking as a pick up line while hammered : Do you believe in Aliens? So, cringeworthy lol
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Posted 6/16/13
"Does your dad have dread locks and smoke weed? Will he come after me if I sit on your head??"
That was what some random dude in ma class said to me 0.0
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I get alot of ..Hey you look very familiar and i cant put my finger on it but you look very familiar.....
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If I kicked you in your clitoris would it be like getting hit in the nuts or would it be like an extreme orgasm?
Posted 6/16/13
Are you a girl irl?
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RadioactiveSugar wrote:

If I kicked you in your clitoris would it be like getting hit in the nuts or would it be like an extreme orgasm?


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What's your boob size?
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