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Guest: "Have I met you? Do you remember me? I always come here, are you new? How long have you worked here?"

Me: "That's irrelevant, sir. And I do not think I have met you. I'll have the repairman look at the problem."

Guest: "Don't talk to me like that. I'm very educated and very civilized and I am the nicest guest on the property and the friend of your manager."

Me: "I'll send the repairman now."

Guest: "You're talking to me like a policeman trying to give me a ticket! You are supposed to know me!"


Hahahaha oh that guy should be on TV.



Stay away from him, lol
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Morbidhanson wrote:

Guest: "Have I met you? Do you remember me? I always come here, are you new? How long have you worked here?"

Me: "That's irrelevant, sir. And I do not think I have met you. I'll have the repairman look at the problem."

Guest: "Don't talk to me like that. I'm very educated and very civilized and I am the nicest guest on the property and the friend of your manager."

Me: "I'll send the repairman now."

Guest: "You're talking to me like a policeman trying to give me a ticket! You are supposed to know me!"


Hahahaha oh that guy should be on TV.



Stay away from him, lol


He was such a pain. His head was so far up his own a**, getting it back out would be like trying to pull the Excalibur without being King Arthur. I don't understand any of the Indian hotel guests. They're all pretty unreasonable people.
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Posted 8/11/13

Morbidhanson wrote:


m-seversky wrote:


Morbidhanson wrote:

Guest: "Have I met you? Do you remember me? I always come here, are you new? How long have you worked here?"

Me: "That's irrelevant, sir. And I do not think I have met you. I'll have the repairman look at the problem."

Guest: "Don't talk to me like that. I'm very educated and very civilized and I am the nicest guest on the property and the friend of your manager."

Me: "I'll send the repairman now."

Guest: "You're talking to me like a policeman trying to give me a ticket! You are supposed to know me!"


Hahahaha oh that guy should be on TV.



Stay away from him, lol


He was such a pain. His head was so far up his own a**, getting it back out would be like trying to pull the Excalibur without being King Arthur. I don't understand any of the Indian hotel guests. They're all pretty unreasonable people.


Lol, i see. Do watch that movie, The Cable Guy (the gif).
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Well I was up in Canada for the week and I went with my friend to her ridin' lesson and when she went to get her horse her friend came over to me and was like: "Oh, you're from North Carolina? Is it true that Canada is warmer than North Carolina in the Summer? Cuz it gets totally hot here..." ....I don't even.
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"Are you mentally handicapped?" or "Do you masturbate?"

Edit: "Do you have an oven?" (by a friend who has been visiting me for years, but oh well...)
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Not really weird more like random, but someone asked if I was Hawaiian during a lacrosse game.
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"Why are your lips always so rosy?"

Not really strange considering I was being complimented.
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GaIaxy wrote:

what year is it?


Must have been a renegade Time Lord.

Edit: To stay on topic, the weirdest question I've been asked is...I don't know. I'm usually the one asking the weird questions. >.>
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"Have you ever been bitten by a human?"

As a matter of fact, yes I did.
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My mother asked me if I was full-fledged gay as serious as she can be.

I'm not gay. But for your mother to ask you that, it's concerning.
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My mother asked me if I was full-fledged gay as serious as she can be.

I'm not gay. But for your mother to ask you that, it's concerning.


I once had a similar experience..

When I had first become friends with my now best friend, we were out late a few times, and apparently my mom got worried when I wouldn't accept her calls because she was being annoying. When I got home, she proceeded to ask me if he was gay, like he was trying to get at me or something.

Seriously... Mothers and their overbearing nature.
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I was working at Target, and some guy in his 40's came to my register and held up a double d cup bra. He then asked me "Do you think this cup is the right size for me? I need a lot of support." He was as skinny as a twig. I told him"The person in the dressing rooms should know." I'm hoping he was messing with me or something.

Another time when I was working there, a guy came up to me with several boxes of condoms and asked "Which size and brand would work for me?" How the hell am I supposed to know that? I said "I don't know. Someone at the pharmacy might though." There were only girls at the pharmacy that day. I let them deal with him.

Another time, a girl came up to my register and moved my hair away from my nametag, which was just above my chest so her hand was creepily close to touching my boobs, before asking "How did you make your boobs that big, Summer?" I'm a C, so I'm not that big, and you can't really do anything to change your size anyway. All I could do was say "Um... genetics..."

So many stories from Target...
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Posted 8/13/13

My_Little_Brony wrote:


tf2pyros wrote:

My mother asked me if I was full-fledged gay as serious as she can be.

I'm not gay. But for your mother to ask you that, it's concerning.


I once had a similar experience..

When I had first become friends with my now best friend, we were out late a few times, and apparently my mom got worried when I wouldn't accept her calls because she was being annoying. When I got home, she proceeded to ask me if he was gay, like he was trying to get at me or something.

Seriously... Mothers and their overbearing nature.


I'd be concerned too if my son was a brony.
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"Are you high, like all the time?

I got this question alot because I went to a high school notorious for drug use and I always brought my own lunch in brown paper bags.
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