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Lost Dreams, Hopes, Goals
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Destroying the universe

Sadly, not much can be done when you're flipping burgers for fat people. That's the sad truth.
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MrHalligan wrote:
Sadly, not much can be done when you're flipping burgers for fat people. That's the sad truth.


You just have to keep working hard. Then one day you can be the fat person getting the burger flipped for yourself!

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MrHalligan wrote:
Sadly, not much can be done when you're flipping burgers for fat people. That's the sad truth.


You just have to keep working hard. Then one day you can be the fat person getting the burger flipped for yourself!



Then I can return to my quest on destroying the universe?
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MrHalligan wrote:

Then I can return to my quest on destroying the universe?




One step at a time man! After that you can move on to being the fat, burger eating person who doesn't mow their own lawn and has a cleaning lady. It's like the game Life, you can't just jump straight to being a millionaire.

edit: You can only do that if you're playing Monopoly and nobody enjoys playing Monopoly.
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I haven't lost my dreams, I still have hopes on it and goal for myself.
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Um... Yeah, I'll ignore the post above me, and say my lost dream.

I've always wanted to gather up some friends and start a doujin circle.
Unfortunately, my drawing skills are horrible, I live nowhere near a place where doujin circles can gather, and 'I Don't Have Many Friends'. On top of that, I have to balance schools, expectations, and if society knows that I would partake in such an activity, it probably won't end well for me or the image of Otaku. Plus, I don't have the money to, so...
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One step at a time man! After that you can move on to being the fat, burger eating person who doesn't mow their own lawn and has a cleaning lady. It's like the game Life, you can't just jump straight to being a millionaire.

edit: You can only do that if you're playing Monopoly and nobody enjoys playing Monopoly.


I just learn from the sloth
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MrHalligan wrote:

I just learn from the sloth




You may want to pick a more proactive animal to emulate, unless your goal is to slowly climb trees and eat leaves I have a hard time seeing the sloth approach getting you any closer to destroying the universe.
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I always wanted to be in an orgy with me and four Russian co-eds. Alas, it may never transpire.
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You may want to pick a more proactive animal to emulate, unless your goal is to slowly climb trees and eat leaves I have a hard time seeing the sloth approach getting you any closer to destroying the universe.


You said if i took my time then one day I could be the burger eating non-lawn cutting person bent on world destruction I wanted to be

"one step at a time" and "slow and steady wins the race" are like the mottos for the sloth.

So therefore, I believe I picked the best possible animal for world domination.




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MrHalligan wrote:

You said if i took my time then one day I could be the burger eating non-lawn cutting person bent on world destruction I wanted to be

"one step at a time" and "slow and steady wins the race" are like the mottos for the sloth.

So therefore, I believe I picked the best possible animal for world domination.


I was thinking you should be something more along the lines of a hippo. You get the added benefits of being a big ass lump of leathery skin and blubber slowly swimming through the African rivers and you can royally fuck up passing boats. And nobody suspects the hippo when they do something evil so it'll be easier to carry out your goals without drawing attention.
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I was thinking you should be something more along the lines of a hippo. You get the added benefits of being a big ass lump of leathery skin and blubber slowly swimming through the African rivers and you can royally fuck up passing boats. And nobody suspects the hippo when they do something evil so it'll be easier to carry out your goals without drawing attention.


Ok, I'll rethink my life and try things along these lines.



new motto: "Do a barrel roll"
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There is nothing more for me to teach you.
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There is nothing more for me to teach you.


Thank you. Master
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I wanted to make a comic. I was able to get a friend, who was really good at drawing, and we were able to make a few pages, but that dream quickly died due to busy schedules.
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