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Post Reply ✎ RANDOM RP ♡
Posted 4/30/13 , edited 4/30/13

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Begin your awesome randomness here! Have fun, and remember, don't be normal!
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Posted 5/5/13
WHERE Y'ALL NIGGAS AT!? - Darelle
Posted 5/5/13
(LOL OMG DEFY /SNORTSLIKEAPIGWHILELAUGHING)


Iva traced her fingers along her hair, smirking to herself because her hair was so silky smooth, it was better than any hair commercial she'd ever seen. She teased it with her fingers, while at the same time walking in an unknown area, blowing her bubble gum obnoxiously. Her heels clicked from behind her, and she leaned to different angles as she day dreamed she was on the red carpet, and cameras were flashing in front of her. "Oh, stop! No pictures, guys!" She said to no one in particular, smacking her lips as she posed once more. In an attempt to release her fingers from her hair, she found that her long fingers nails had stuck to the inside of her hair. She began to panic, breathing hard as her eyes popped open like an owls. "Oh. My. God." She said, jerking her hand awkwardly and trying to pull her hand out of her hair. "OH MY GOD!!!" Her voice was now high pitched, frantically running around and screaming, "OH. MY. GOD!" until she tripped and fell into a pile of dog poop.
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Posted 5/6/13
(ROFLCOPTER! This RP is gonna be fun as fuck man! DON'T HURT YOUR STOMACH FROM OVER LAUGHTER LOL)

Darelle is seen walking down the side of the street when he smells the rich smell of dog dookie. "AW NIGGUH DAYUM! What is that smell!? Whoooa hey now!" His eyes fixated on a nekkid girl drenched in dat brown slimy goodness. "Is...is that a girl?" *takes off his shades and somehow still has a another fucking pair of shades on* DAMN LOOK AT DEM TITTIES :B

Pleased to see what caught his attention. Darelle slow walks on over adding random bursts of "HEH! HEH HEH! YEEEEEAH!"
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Manu walked around, lost, and called out for someone to help her. "HELLO IS THERE ANYONE WHO CAN HELP ME? I'M A LOST LITTLE GIRL AND HOPELESS AND MY LITTLE VAGINA HAS GOTTEN ALL WET!" It had just stopped raining, so she and her cat were both soaked through. Then, she spotted a girl with no clothes on, and a boy looking at her in a perverted way. "OH OH OH I BET HE LOVES HER VERY MUCH!" She called out to the boy, "ARE YOU GOING TO FUCK HER BRAINS OUT NOW AND MAKE A MANU?" She smiled at them both when she reached them. "HI I'M LOST DO YOU KNOW WHERE I LIVE? I'M MANU. WHO ARE YOU?"
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Darelle in the midst of attempting to grope Iva's.......shoulders.....heard a voice and looked back. "Who dis? Maaaaan....this girl is lawst huh? And did she say her pussy wet? HEY YO! DIS BOUT TO GET GOOOOD!" Seeing as how Darelle is wearing dark shades, obviously he can't see the cat with Manu and proceeds to still think that she is indeed wet. "Fuck her brains and make a manure she says. HAH! GUH YOU'S FUNNY! SEE I DAMB BUT NOT STOOPID! Can't fuck some guh's brains and out comes some dookie. WHATCHU THINKIN?" As soon as Manu gets closer, Darelle realizes that she's 11 years old. "What. The. Fuck. YOU HELLA SMALL! Shiiiiiiii, you looked bigger when you was farther back. Anyways, I'm Darelle. HEH HEH YEAH!"
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Manu tilted her head. "NO, MAAAAHHH-NOO, NOT MUH-NOO." Why would the silly man think she said manure? "HI DARELLE. CAN YOU HELP ME FIND MY HOUSE SO I CAN FEED MY LITTLE VAGINA? SHE'S OH SO HUNGRY. SO HUNGRY SHE'S MAKING NOISES!" The cat on her shoulder meowed.
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"Ooooooooooooooh! Like that mano-e-mano shit huh? Fasho I get ya." And just like that Darelle didn't really understand what just happened still. An 11 year old girl is conversing with a 24 year old man. "Nigga.....how you gon ask me to find ya house. I ain't know where it is? Can't you see I'm looking intently at this nekkid guh right next to me?" He proceeds to make this face :B and proudly says "MMMPH!"
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Manu shakes her head. "NOOOO. MAH-NOOOOOOO, LIKE A COW." She gives Darelle a puppy face when he says he can't help and is busy looking at the nekkid girl. "WHAT IF THE NAKED GIRL COMES TO HELP, TOO? THEN YOU CAN EVEN WALK BEHIND US AS WATCH HER ASS SWING BACK AND FORTH."
Posted 5/7/13 , edited 5/7/13
(OMG YOU GUYS XDDDDD)

Iva swirled her tongue around the poop, licking her lips. "It's not actually poop," she said, sticking her finger up. "It's cat poop." she nodded to herself, swinging her head back and fourth and sticking her middle fingers in the air. She recoiled at the 'Darelle touch', instantly hissing and jumping back a few feet. "WHO ARE YOU?! Oh, IRRELEVANT!" she barked, glaring at Darelle's :B face. "GO FUCK YOURSELF, YOU PERVERTED BLACK MAN!" She then proceeded to kick him in the hotdog, poking him in the right eye as she made funny noises with her tongue, spitting on the mans face. She noticed the little pussy girl then, looking over at her and picking her nose carelessly. "Hey, I have a pussy too! Except mine is probably bigger than yours," she nodded at the thought, kneeling down to the girls height, lightly patting her on the head. "Don't worry little pussy, I'll find your home and feed your little vagina if it's the last thing I do!" Iva proclaimed, throwing her fists in the air dramatically as a tear slipped down her eye.
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"TH-THANKYOU, MISS...!" Manu hugged the naked woman, and realized there was actually some clothes on her. Manu knew what skin felt like, and what clothes felt like, and this was the feeling of clothes on her cheek, not boobies. "INVISIBLE CLOTHES," she mused, fascinated. "MOMMY WOULD DEFINITELY NOT LET ME WEAR THAT... D:" she said with a big frown, wondering what it would have been like to wear invisible clothes. "SO WAIT THOUGH. YOU DON'T LOVE HIM VERY MUCH AND YOU DON'T WANT HIM TO FUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT AND GO INTO LABOR AND HAVE A MANU?" She asked the lady with pretty pink hair and blue eyes. "WAIT. IS HE A RAPIST...?!?!" She suddenly jumped behind Iva, and made a cross with her two pointer fingers, pointing it at Darrelle. "BE GONE, DENIZEN OF THE DARKNESS...! NO MEANS NO!"
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"OH GUH YOU IS FEISTY! YEAH I LIKE DAT!! GON HEAD DO IT SOME MORE! I WILLINGLY ACCEPT YOU TOUCHING MI HOTDOGZ!" Overjoyed after getting physically fondled by Iva, Darelle collapses after his legs give way. "You two go head, I'll be RIGHT behind heh heh if y'know what I mean ;D" Just the thought of TWO guh's booties shaking back and forth gave Darelle the tickles. "Aye man, one's a little girl, but still. I AIN'T PHYSICALLY TOUCHIN ON HER! You not gon throw lightning popsicle sticks at me Zeus is you?" Darelle thought to himself, before finally getting up and keeping a close distance between the two girls.
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Posted 5/7/13
[[ Yuh dun got NINJAD by me. ]]
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Posted 5/7/13
(lol wtf posted right before me lmao)

"Come again? HAAAAAAAAH! NO REALLY! Cum again? HAHAHAHHA! Why y'all think I'm black! I got black clothing, and sunburned c'mon na! Shiiiiiet" Darelle starts to wonder why people hate on him. "Y'all don't like what you see? Hey Manu you have that cat, named Vagina right? Shit, bring her over to my place, I got a dog named BRODICK! They could go around chasing each other and start humping and make some hybrid looking pet." Regardless of what the two girls said, Darelle wouldn't leave and continued to stalk them.
Posted 5/7/13
Iva stared at Darelle with a =________________________= expression, literally loosing five million brain cells whenever he opened his mouth. She kept Manu close by her side, whispering to her, "Don't worry Manu, I'll protect your from the gorilla over there! US PUSSIES GOTTA STICK TOGETHER!" She cheered, glancing over at Darella with a stink eye. She whistled then, and her trustworthy companion, Ass-san, appeared behind her, hiding the view of Iva's ass ass asss ass. "OOH-OOH-AH-AHh!" The monkey said, running up to Darella and bitch slappin him twice around the corner. Iva then burst out into evil laughter and grabbed Manu's hand quickly, sprinting off.
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