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Posted 5/8/13
Derelle's face was sent all over the place after being bitch slapped multiple times. "She hit me! SHE HIT ME AGAIN! UHH GURL WHY YOU GOTTA BE ALL SPUNKY AND SHIET! IT TURNS ME ON! Plllleeease hit me again. Plea!" At this point Darelle is just infatuated with how Iva completely disrespects him. "More! Moooooore!"
Posted 5/8/13
(dAYUM Darelle a masochist. HATE DEALING WITH THOSE KINDS. LOLZ *TROLL FACE*)


Iva heard Darelle's babble from behind, but failed to care or form a reply. Instead, she decided to completely ignore him UNLESS he touch up on her again. Then, and only then she would have to use physical force again. She pondered the thought. But that'll turn him on even more... she concluded, Then I'll keep punishing him and see when he'll crack. Maybe when he's over a cliff and hanging on for dear life? MEHEHEHEHHE! Iva cackled outloud. Or maybe if I take off those stupid shades of his! She plotted evilly.


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(it's some kind of chara development.......honestly haaaah bwah!)

"Aw man, she ain't gon hit me no more? Lame sauce. Yeen finish da job tho! FLOOOOOOOOOOOOP! Go head hit me with dat FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP sound like in Inception. Dat FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP sound. Shieeet. HOW I SUPPOSED TO BE IGNANT WHEN Y'ALL DON'T FINISH YO PART?" Saddened by the events that are happening right now, Darelle decides to take a walk and see if he can rile up other people who can get on his ignant level and challenge him while leaving Iva and Manu behind.
Posted 5/9/13 , edited 5/9/13
(NOOO Darelle can't ditch us LOL. He needs to further annoy Iva so she can abuse him more :3)

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(Word? LMAO all comments will be under co. until this gets fixed? Lemme see what that nigga can do)

"AYO WHY Y'ALL AVOIDING ME LIKE THAT! AIN'T NEVA SEEN A DUDE WITH SHINY STRAIGHT LOOKIN TEETH!? Auwgh, it's cuz y'all think I'm black huh? Yeen never heard dat saying tho? 'DON'T JUDGE A NIGGA LESS YOU WANNA GET SHOT'!? Maaaan forreal though, dem people think I'm some scary dude. If y'all REALLY don't like a Blackipino then by all means SAY SO!" After getting irritated by people leaving him hanging, Darelle decides to just go back to where he was attacked by Iva.

"Damn, if it was like this I would've stayed and just mess with dem girls :B Be like 'aaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyye! Why u mad tho?' And then I'd look at dat little gurl and ask if her Vagina all soft and shiet! AYE DO SHE NEED DAT CLEANING THO? LEMME KNOW AND I'LL DO IT HAAAAAH! I'm bout to go to jail tho, cops gon be like 'Darelle.....NIGGA WHY YOU SAY DAT NASTY SHIET!? And I'll be like 'NIGGUH YOU HELLA GANGSTA! I THOUGHT YOU WHITE BITCH!'"

Note: All of this is happening in his head on his way back from his little walk (read as: from across the street and around the corner.)
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Posted 5/10/13 , edited 5/10/13
Manu could only admire the seemingly naked woman more when she made the Rapist go away. "IVA CAN I BE JUUUUST LIKE YOU WHEN I GROW UP? CAN I HAVE ONE OF YOUR OLD INVISIBLE OUTFITS SO I CAN BE JUST LIKE YOU?" She even considered dying her hair pink... But no, that would be stalkerish and creepy. MOMMY TOLD ME NEVER TO BE STALKERISH. Besides she liked her bright orange hair. Upon hearing footsteps behind them again, Manu peeked behind them from the corner of her eyes. "IVA THE RAPIST IS BACK...!" she said, tugging on what she assumed was the hem of the invisible shirt Iva wore.


[[ lol wtf Darelle XDDD This character... it's too much omg XDD I'm reading the whole RP in a gangsta's voice now. ]]
Posted 5/10/13 , edited 5/10/13
(LOOL I'VE BEEN READING DARELLE IN A GANGSTA VOICE THIS WHOLE TIME XD ITS AMUSING)

A vein popped on Iva's forehead, she direction a shaking fist toward Darelle. Trying to calm herself down, she looked down at Manu and laughed. "Of course, I have a lot of invisible outfits, personally tailored and fit to any size. God I love batman. That sexy piece of shit makes me so much stuff and always buys me stuff. I'm not his pimp though, so that's that." She shut up then and held her arm across Manu, signaling her to stay back and watch the show. Speed walking as she made her way over to Darelle, she cracked her knuckles before slapping him across the face, in hopes of taking off those hideous glasses of his, she yelled. "HEY SHIT FACE," she started, making her voice loud and clear. "So like, if you're black, aren't you from Africa?" she asked dumbfoundedly. Being racist even though deep down inside she loved chocolate, but would never admit it. Batman didn't let her date other races.
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Posted 5/11/13 , edited 5/12/13
(lol you're supposed to read it in a gangsta voice)

"OW FUCK, I JUST GOT SLAPPED!" One slap and Darelle's shades came off and hit the floor. Without opening his eyes, he dropped to the ground and feverishly looked all over the place for his shades blinded. "Dat nekkid bitch done did it now! I'MMA GIT YOOOOOU!!!" Still haven't found his glasses, Darelle is crying like a bitch "UHUHUHUHU......MY SHADES! I CAN'T FIND THEM!" and then some bystander approaches and offers some advice. "You know....it'll be much easier to find your shades if you opened your eyes instead of screaming and crying. They're literally like right next to your feet." Without even considering who this bystander was, if it was a hawt chick or some random dood, Darelle quipped "O-oh...right right that's true-FUCK YOU NIGGUH! I DON'T NEED YO HELP! SHIT OUT HERE NIGGA! AYYYEEEE! I FINALLY FOUND MAH SHADES THOUGH IB" Darelle making his trademark face but with his eyes closed as he's about to put his shades back on.

"Now where was I?" After surveying the area, the person who was talking left and it was the same three people again as usual. "MAN YOU IS SCRAWNG (strong)! Yo name Iva right? Dat like some kinda nickname ish for Evagenline? Nah, y'know what, I'mma call you STEVE instead, bitch done hit like a MAYNE! GO HEAD DO IT AGAIN! I SLAP YO TITS SIDEWAYS."
Posted 5/12/13
(Yooo Manu, little pussy betch, if ya don't reply Iva will do some cray shiet that will taint Manu's mind OK? k)
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Posted 5/13/13
[[ I'll repllyyy, just wait a bit longer XD I need to like gather my RPing mana before I can use another move. ]]
Posted 5/13/13
(HAHAHA, good one, little pussy, good one xD)
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Posted 5/14/13
[ayo is she weakened from like laughing at Darelle and his posts? I'm not like over doing things on my humor, right? like i'm just getting warmed up, i'm sure.]
Posted 6/14/13 , edited 6/14/13
(LOL)

Iva glared while the wannabe gangster reacted like a pussy trying to find his glasses. She sighed irritably, face palming all the while. "You are so RETARDED!" She shouted at him, eyes widening in annoyance. "AND QUIT THAT FOUL LANGUAGE YOU MUST HAVE BEEN BORN ON A HIGHWAY BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE MOST ACCIDENTS HAPPEN!" Iva was clearly hatin on this man with a |B face. "&$#*(@ YOU TRY AND CALL ME STEVE BITCH SEE WHAT HAPPENS, MY NAME IS IVA AND IT IS NOT SHORT FOR ANYTHING. ACTUALLY, WHY DON'T YOU CALL ME AINTNEVERGONNAGETTHISBOOTY, OKAY?"

(LOLOLOL)
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(LMAO DUUUUDE! IS SHE CHARGING ALL THIS RP MANA FOR A SPIRIT BOMB? EMBIE BOUT TO TAKE 3 EPISODES TO FINISH! Doin all that AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *DEEP BREATH* HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH~ NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z!)

"Eeeoooh, she got dem jokes man! YEAH I LIKE THAT! YOU REALLY FUNNY GUH!" Darelle said grinning because now its starting to get a bit interesting. "So I'm an accident that was born from dis highway? HAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! Aye man, that just means I'm one dangerous sonofabiirrr~" he cut himself off right then and there just for the hell of it, just because.

"Booty? You said booty?" Darelle looks off into the sky trying to think "....NAWP! I don't remember. I was feasting with my eyes on yo tits guh, AND yo body! But I gotta admit, how'd I overlook da other roundness?" and just like that, Darelle starts circling Iva to check out her booty through his sunglasses. And after a while, he stops and doesn't mutter a word but shows a face. This face..... :B

(No lie though, it was hard coming up with ANY comeback to that accident line! YOU GOT ME ON THAT ONE KOKO!)
Posted 6/15/13 , edited 6/16/13
(I DONT THINK SHE CHARGING, SHE JUST SHARTING. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL /RUNOVERBYGOOSE)

Like Darelle, Iva gave a ・ヘ・ face, like, literally her eyes just turned into dots as Darelle chose to spin around her and check out her boody. "NIGGA STAHP! (屮`Д´)屮" She screamed, Darelle had definitely got on her last nerve, and it was time... it was time to witness the cracking of Iva Crazy Bitch. "NIGGA. I DO NOT WANT YOU TO EVEN FUHKEN LOOK AT ME, TOUCH ME, OR EVEN BREATH MY AIR!!! I WANT YOU TO GO SUCK ON A CACTUS AND DIE WHILE A RAMPAGING BEAVER ATTACKS YOUR ASS AND KIDNAPS YOU TO GO LIVE WITH HIM FOR ETERNITY WHILE AT THE SAME TIME A PACK OF WOLVES EAT YOUR SUNGLASSES AND USE THEM IN A RITUAL FOR EXTRACTING IGNANT IDIOTS SUCH AS YOURSELVES BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM. THE HIGHWAY. ಠ益ಠ"

(LOL, IM JUST THAT GOOD. Also, I don't think Iva likes Darelle very much...... LOL)
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