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Posted 6/17/13
(RIGHT RIGHT! NO THAT DOES SOUND LIKE SHARTING *NODS*)

"HAHAHAHA AUGH DAYUM! YO EYES CAN TURN TO DOTS THO!? How you do dat man?" Suddenly after laughing and hearing Iva's 9 hit combo of vivid visuals and poetic word choices. Darelle had just one thing left to do. In one fell swoop, he crouched, fell sideways curling up into the fetal position and took off his shades while making this face T__T

Yes, Darelle is indeed crying while muttering to himself while looking like a ball. His words? Something you wouldn't expect...unless you already know what he's going to say....."she's da one mayne! she gon be my new grillfriend! oh i can't wait! when you can say things like dat!? OH IT'S TYME BAYBUH!" After being silent for a minute or so and covering his face with his hands you could clearly see what makes out to be a face. A :B face.

(OH SHE DON'T LIKE HIM ONE BIT! LOL BUT DARELLE DON'T CARE! HE'LL DO WHAT HE DOES BEST! ANNOY PEOPLE ESPECIALLY HER LMAO)
Posted 6/19/13
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Posted 6/19/13 , edited 6/19/13
(OMG I CAN'T STOP...GFKSD;LSA...
LAUGHINGSDKAL;S...KDLS)

Iva watched Darelle's antics with chinese eyes. Squinting. "I rather date a camel than date you. At least camels can probably hump better than you...," she said in the most annoyed voice ever in history of time since apes existed and dinosaurs ate people and man invented the light bulb and toast. Toast is good. (run on sentence on purpose) Iva began drooling then, thinking of light bulbs and toast. Her favorite cuisine. What a great combination. "Nom..." she began, slipping to the floor and drooling on the floor, her tongue slipping out. "...Nom.." she couldn't stop. Her eyes rolled at the back of her head. She didn't care how retarded she looked in front of Darelle, she was having a good time as she was salivating on the ground. "Nom." she bit on the ground then, chipping her front tooth as she screamed in pain, "FUCK ME!!!!!!!"

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Posted 6/20/13
(LMAO IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS!? IS THAT DAT ASIAN MEME FACE LOOKING THING!? HAHAHHAA)

Darelle decided it was time to get back up so that he doesn't look like another nigguh who got hit and run by a car for wearing dark clothes and being hard to see during the day time. Or was it night time? He can't tell because he wears shades, even while sleeping. And just as he was getting up he heard the two words to which he almost had a heart attack.

"FUCK ME!!!!!"

OUTTA NOWHERE Darelle rose up like he was The Undertaker and then made his way towards Iva. "Yes, yes I will. HOW YOU WANT IT DONE GUH!? CORKSCREW PILEDRIVER? DA TANGO BELLY FLOP?? OH HOW ABOUT ONE OF MY PERSONAL FAVES THAT RIC FLAIR TAUGHT ME. HOW ABOUT DAT FIGURE FOUR SEX LOCK!" And for those wondering, yes indeed Darelle was reciting wrestling moves that he turned into interesting like sex positions that he trained on pillows. But none of those large anime like girl pillows. He too gangsta for that. All he did was just cut a couple holes where they were supposed to be and called it done! He then went on to train and earned his homemade custom belt. The DWW championship belt. DWW stands for...Darelle Want Women.

(LMAO I'M DONE! MY STOMACH HURT TOO MUCH!!!!! I CAN'T TYPE NO MORE HAHAHAHHHAHHA! I MIGHT HAVE TO PULL THAT MARK HENRY RETIREMENT LOLOLOLOLOL)
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Posted 6/20/13
Manu's eyes glittered with admiration for Iva as she beat the living daylight out of Darelle. And then she started salivating, and Manu had to wonder what Iva was thinking about. MAYBE THE BEST SEX SHE'S EVER HAD...? But then she chipped her tooth on the ground when she tried to bite it, and when Darelle rose up like that (Manu could spot a boner ANYWHERE), Manu jumped to action to protect her new friend. "NO FUCKING HER BRAINS OUT BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T LOVE YOU AND YOU CAN ONLY FUCK THE BRAINS OUT OF SOMEONE YOU LOVE SO NOOOOO."
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Darelle's boner quickly fizzelled out as soon as he saw Manu jump in front of Iva, protecting her from him. "......Erh? Awww...MAN! MAN WHY YOU GOTTA RUIN IT LIKE THAT!?" In an instant Darelle lost his happy place and tried to force his eyes to turn into dots like Iva had done earlier. But instead of the face he had wanted to make, Darelle just made a baby whale face .___.

"C'mon now fun sized guh...you sayin I ain't able to blow her brains out with that corkscrew piledriver unless it's with someone I love. Well how yeen know Iva not the guh I love? It obvious ain't it? I mean like.....c'mon now :B. SHE DUNN SAY SHE WANT ME TO FUCK HER! PRACTICALLY TOLD ERRBODY IN THE HUMAN PLANET CALLED DAT EARFFFTH"
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Posted 6/23/13
Manu crossed her arms over her flat, 11-year-old chest. "I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF YOU LOVE HER SHE DOESN'T LOVE YOU SO NO." She shook her head a few times, then, deciding to instantly become more like her new Idol, ran up to Darelle and kicked him in the shin before running back to stand protectively in front of Iva. "NO MEANS NO AND IF YOU DON'T RESPECT A NO YOU'RE A RAPIST. DON'T WANT TO BE A RAPIST DO YOU?"
Posted 6/24/13
While Iva was clearly in pain after her chipped tooth, it did her psych no justice. She wondered back on those criminal tv shows and wondered - how could she get away with murdering Darelle right here, right now? No, she had to plan this. She couldn't just kill him right in front of Manu, a brain damaged eleven year old. No, she had to be patient. Iva smirked, hearing Darelle list the wrestling moves of sex to her as if she had literally meant fuck me in literal terms. She went along with it, plotting his quick demise later on in the day. "How bout I give you a brain buster, but instead of your brain, it's a dick buster. And right after that, I'd moonsault around your moon(ass) and use the Stone Cold Stunner to stun your dick into submission." Iva was saying, clearly not interested in doing any of these things, but for now, she'd enjoy giving him blue balls. She wrapped her arms around Manu's flat eleven year old chest from behind and was proud of the girl for standing up for what she believed, smiling while she attacked Darelle in such a graceful way.

(SO THIS TURNED INTO LIKE, SOME CRIMINAL
PORN SHIET
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Posted 6/25/13
"OW! YAH DAMN FLAT SIDEWALK CHEST LOOKIN 11 YEAR OLD GURL! Kickin mah shin like dat and I ain't even got my soccer shin pads on!! Da nerve." Darelle was upset at how he was getting DP'ed by two girls. (OH YEAH I WENT THERE! AS IN, HE GOT DOUBLE PWNED and not what y'all were THINKING about smh. Thinking i was gonna say double penetration....oops!)

"Rapist huh? Oh dat do sound good for dem police huh if they caught me. But aye, DAT NOT GON HAPPEN! Besiiiiiiides, heh dat's too easy mayne. And not the rape yo. I mean, allowing me to fall for yo childish antics of NEKKID LADY AND FLAT GURL. Like forreal tho? You wanna break my dick with a dick buster and Stone Cold Stunner? AYE GUH, IF YOU WANTS TAH, YA GOTS TO GO HEAD AND UNZIP IT OUT! THE ONE EYED SNAKE WILL BE WAITING FOR HIS APPEARANCE"

At this point Darelle was clearly on something as he could not stop talking, but more so to the point that his eyes were fixated NOT on Iva, but towards Manu. In his mind was as follows "C'mon now, SURELY mosquito bites foh tits would be better than a flat chest. 11 year old girls got tits right!? Why ain't she got some? Did Big Show trap her in the corner and slap her chest and now she ain't got none? DAT BALD BITCH!"

(IT'LL ALLLLLLL GO DOWNHILL SOON. IN FACT I'M SURPRISED IT HASN'T YET LOL)
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Manu followed Darelle's eyes ight to her own chest, and snickered. "OH YOU LIKE KIDS THEN? SO THEN YOU'RE A RAPIST AND A MOLESTER." She turned to Iva, and couldn't tell if she meant it or not, wanting to put the moves on Darelle. "BUT BUT BUT... YOU WANT TO FUCK HIS BRAINS OUT TOO...? THEN... DO YOU ACTUALLY LOVE HIM? IS THIS THE MUTUAL LOVE THAT CREATED MANU? ARE YOU GUYS GONNA MAKE A MANU, RIGHT HERE IN FRONT OF MANU?" She had seen the act itself only once, when she'd woken up one night from a scary dream (now that she thought about it, there was a man in that dream oddly like Darelle) and had opened the door without knocking. She had been sure to knock at EVERY SINGLE door she encountered since then. But don't get her wrong, she had watched the whole thing. It was an educational experience. AFTER ALL, I'LL MEET SOMEONE SOME DAY, WHO I WANT TO FUCK THE BRAINS OUT OF, TOO. AND THEN WE'LL MAKE A MANU. SO I NEED TO KNOW HOW TO DO IT. But it wouldn't be with a raping molester, that was for sure.
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Posted 6/25/13
"OH BAYBUH I CAN BE WHATEVER YOU WANT ME TO BE! AND SAME THING GOES FOR YOU TOO IVA!" Yes, Darelle was soon going to crack under pressure and make it sound like he is indeed a rapist and a molester. But that wasn't his intention this whole time, he only wanted to annoy people, but it seems that there were actual people who could say the most random shiet just as good as he can. He had to rethink his strategy somehow.......

"Um, excuse me. So how about we try this over again. Hi! My name is Darrel, but lots of people call me Darelle for whatever reason...." Out of the blue, the dude reverted to his white speaking mode like it was nothing. "Please, there's no need for all of this really NASTY sex like talk. We should all just go out and have some fun......eat....drink....FUN stuff......." and under his breath so that no one actually heard "oh it just a matter of time mayne. like they bout to get it hehehe! but of course there's no way i'mma let Manu spoil my great plan! such a bother, how about i drop her off at a day care center?"

From far away, it looked like Darelle was going to sneeze anytime soon as all you could REALLY see was his mouth moving and his facial expressions changing here and there while he formed complete sentences. Honestly, it was like you had to throw some kleenex at his face to cover up before he let it all out!
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Manu recoiled at the offer, and crossed her pointer fingers in front of her face. "NO THANK YOU. I'M 11. I HAVE A LOT TO LEARN BEFORE I CAN FUCK THE BRAINS OUT OF ANYONE. AND NEVER A SMELLY OLD GUY LIKE YOU WHO CAN'T EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH GOOD." She squinted suspiciously as Darelle turned into Darrel. "WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM MAN?" She asked, and tugged Iva's ear down to her own level to whisper, "IVA I THINK WE SHOULD DUMP THIS GUY AND GO FIND SOMEONE YOU LOVE FOR YOU TO FUCK THE BRAINS OUT OF." She turned to "Darrel," and said, "NOW YOU'RE TALKIN' EVEN WEIRDER THAN BEFORE, IT DOESN'T LOOK RIGHT WITH YOU DRESSED THE WAY YOU ARE." She tugged the hem of his shirt to make her point, shuddering in slight disgust. "WHERE DID YOU GET THESE, ANYWAYS? A DUMP? OR WAIT. DID YOU POP SOME TAGS AT A THRIFT STORE LIKE MACKLEMORE? HEY I BET YOU LIKE THAT SONG. IT'S STUPID LIKE YOU."

[[ Gawd I swaer I'mma have to make her say "fuck their brains out" in every post. lol. AT LEAST ONE SWEAR WORD MINIMUM. AND ONE SEX REFERENCE.
And to be clear, y'all: I love Thrift Shop. It makes me laugh EVERY FUCKING TIME. Especially since they don't censor it here in Germany LOLOL. Stephie and I hear it in the stores all the time and sing along and when it gets to the chorus our eyes meet and we go "this is fucking awesome" with the most serious faces we can muster, and then we laugh. Aaaaah, good times. ]]
Posted 6/25/13
[LOLOL I'M HAVING TOO GOOD A TIME READING THIS DARELLE AND MANU INTERACTION AHAHAHAH IVA IS LAUGHING WITH ME AHAHAHAH <3]
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"Bought these at the thrift shop? Mm-mmmmmmmmmm" said Darelle as he was shaking his head at the thought of having to go to a thrift store to buy clothes. "My clothes too good of a quality man! Ain't no way someone gon find these at yo local thrift shops, shiiiiiiii. But aye Manu Ginóbili maybe you can go head and find yo NBA Finals trophy at yo local thrift shop! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!"

Just in this single instant, Darelle reverted back to his ghetto ways but alas, it's who he was. Besides, making fun of people was his specialty. "AYO GUH, MANU GINOBILI! You be talkin too much about blowing the brains outta people and shiet, might be careful you don't get yo own brains blown the fuck out by some other 11 year old kid like yourself. ONLY PROBLEM IS THO, HE GON BE HALF-COCKED AND DE-BALLED CUZ HE STILL TOO SMALL AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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Manu simply shrugged. "IF THERE'S LOVE IT'LL BE THE HOTTEST SEX ON THE FACE OF THIS EARTH, ASS-HAT." She ran through a quick list in her brain of every insulting name she could use on Darelle. She would throw them out at intervals so he would eventually learn to accept his shortcomings. Like Pavlov's dog. When ever he heard people talking, he'd just know, deep down, that he was worthless. "AND WHO IS GINOBILI? I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT..." She squinted up at him again, and frowned. "YOU REALLY ARE KINDA STUPID, AREN'T YOU?"
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