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Surprised that Darelle was hit with a counter by Iva he shot out a quick retort. "EWWWW NIGGA THAT'S NASTY! Bitch why you do that huh? Slapping me with that sloppy wet stick filled with your poon tang saliva of yours!" He quickly started wiping his cheek dry of all the nasty festivities that were happening on his face. "Dammit you damn woman you! Don't make me take of my Vans and beat you upside your head with the sole like I'm making waffles for breakfast. YEEN WANT THAT!" Darelle was ready for whatever she had planned next as he was loosening up his right shoelaces but still kept them on just in case she backed off like he hope she would. Messing up his shoes was something he would not tolerate at all, which also included every single clothing article that he's currently wearing.
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Defyance wrote:

Surprised that Darelle was hit with a counter by Iva he shot out a quick retort. "EWWWW NIGGA THAT'S NASTY! Bitch why you do that huh? Slapping me with that sloppy wet stick filled with your poon tang saliva of yours!" He quickly started wiping his cheek dry of all the nasty festivities that were happening on his face. "Dammit you damn woman you! Don't make me take of my Vans and beat you upside your head with the sole like I'm making waffles for breakfast. YEEN WANT THAT!" Darelle was ready for whatever she had planned next as he was loosening up his right shoelaces but still kept them on just in case she backed off like he hope she would. Messing up his shoes was something he would not tolerate at all, which also included every single clothing article that he's currently wearing.


Iva, pleased with this retards disgust all over his face, crossed her arms over her chest and leaned toward Darelle, wondering he would actually beat her with his shoe, in a way, she smiled at the thought. "SWING FIRST NIGGAH!" She was leaning forward completely on balance, somehow, gravity didn't gaf atm. She maneuvered behind Darelle PREEMPTIVE ATTACK! and whispered slowly, sensually, and almost angelically, "I beat the game."
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"SWING FIRST!? NIGGAH IS YOU SEEREEYUSS? Well damn, then. You shouldn't have E-VOON!" Darelle blushed at the thought just now while also completely butchering Iva's name. Suddenly he would start struggling to untie his own shoelaces. The poor nigga didn't know how his own shoes were tied in the first place. "Why are these in knots? OH HOW YOU DO THAT!?" Finally after getting his shoes off he wrapped them in a plastic bag like it was a condom covering a penis. Before he would swing he had to make a smart comment from what Iva last said.

"Beat the game huh? You liked beating dat game? Haaaahahaha! ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 13 WAS IT DAT 13 THO!? Was it tough? HAAAAARD? Or was it just smoove. LIke mayne, it was too eeesaaay I can beat this with my eyes closed and mouth open ROFLCOPTER!!!!" No, Darelle wasn't kidding around with all of the things he said, but he actually did indeed say ROFLCOPTER and not actually fly away laughing in a helicopter.
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