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Posted 5/4/13

Kikusui10 wrote:

Burn all female clothing except swimsuits.


What about the fat chicks?
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I am God. I am Trimurti, the male aspect of God. My wife Tridevi is the female aspect of God.
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Dont_Mind_Me wrote:

Deers and other animals of the forest would be filled with mozzarella sticks. So you could go hunting kill a deer and get instant mozzarella sticks and blood could be marinara sauce. I would literally go hunting every day.


CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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nightbreeds wrote:


Kikusui10 wrote:

Burn all female clothing except swimsuits.


What about the fat chicks?


Even god cant have everything he wants. That would be unfair
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Dont_Mind_Me wrote:

Deers and other animals of the forest would be filled with mozzarella sticks. So you could go hunting kill a deer and get instant mozzarella sticks and blood could be marinara sauce. I would literally go hunting every day.


If there was ever a "Vote for the new god" poll, you would have my vote sir.
Posted 5/4/13
I would fuck with people for enjoyment. I would also bring fantasy-like creatures into our realm of existence, with out letting anyone know.
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Make a whole lineage of pure people as the ruler or governors of each nation who agrees on each other's point of views and try to work things out in order to solve the national problem. Even when more power were given to them, they will still not be corrupted. If the people who rule have no corruptions, makes a better places for the World.

OR...

Just make everyone in the world the most purest being , therefore, there are no violence what so ever.
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hmmm i would change things on a daily basis to keep things fresh. Say one day everyone is purple, the next everyone is twelve feet tall, etc. This way life would never get boring and I would be constantly entertained.
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.....you would have a (god) queen, not dark, but beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Tempestuous as the sea, and stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall love me and despair! There'd also be a whole lotta smitin' goin' on....LoOk OuT! (*thunder clap*)

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I would make a world where Internet Explorer didn't exist.


Some men just want to see the world burn...
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If i was god I would do nothing.
Posted 5/4/13
I would sit back and enjoy watching the human race self destruct on my fluffy cloudy couch
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That is relative to the perspective of what one considers to be such a capable ethereal presence to adhere to the title of God. Based on most coherent manners of definition through societal measure, I would change a few aspects of this reality.

As God, I would alter the chemical structure of food to ensure that it is all healthy, nutritious, and has an extensively long shelf life. This means food could last a lifetime and people would not become sick from 'junk' food, the ingredients within food would be safe to consume, and it would essentially defeat food spoilage/world hunger!

Upon this change, I would build a manner of understanding that would allow individuals to transcend various limitations currently set in place in the world before us. The human mind would flourish with incredible intelligence to allow the galactic expansion of our species. We would traverse the cosmos with incredible technological advancements and infect/infest/contaminate the entire universe with our presence. Technology would also exist to make games such as, 'Sword Art Online' something one could play. There would be an abundance of almost-real virtual simulations that people could spend their free time enjoying.
Posted 5/4/13
I'd make it so I wasn't the vindictive God. I'd be a party-your-ass-off God like Sanguine from TES, but not so pathetic as to make indulgence my whole self.
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Look at that guy.
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Smite all humans and start all over.

Also lead a war campaign to rid of Satan.

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