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I would make all of a person's attributes based on whether they're a good person. If someone is kind, they also become smart, good looking, confident, and just generally successful.
Basically, I would invoke karma to an extreme degree. If you're a dick, you'll probably get hit by a bus.
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nightbreezes wrote:

If you were the god of this world what would you change about it? What would it be like??

FOR EXAMPLE::
I would make this world into a musical. It's too far along to really do something drastic without killing everyone in the process. I would just leave it how it is but make it more entertaining. I feel as if, as long as people are singing its more meaningful and worth it. Entertaining I guess. Like if they kill someone at least they put on a show first. Plus it would make the culprit easier to find cause he would be singing about it. lol


I would tell every single human being that I exist but there is no need to worship me or blame me for the shit that they do. But I am an atheist so god doesn't exist in my mind anyway.
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I am already am God.
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Not interested
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I'll make this world fun.

But there's this philosophy that one cannot experience fun unless one have experienced pain.

So... maybe the current world right now is... perfect, but people just don't realise it because to them the pain to fun ratio is unbalanced.
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IF I WERE GOD
I WILL MAKE ALL THE PEOPLE TURN INTO A PANDA!!!! execpt me ;33
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i would create a world that was pure and free of evil... i would be a god with my shinigami at my side
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I'd start a club to look for Espers, Aliens and Time-Travelers.

Jokes aside, if I were God, probably the first thing I'd do would be to lie down in bed and read a book by making it float above my head, hands-free. Man, I've always wanted to do that.
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i would also make a world where everybody was happy with themselves.... noone would think themsevles ugly or stupid or not pretty and there would be no stereotypes and everyne would be happy















also lots of kitties and gaaras and sasoris
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Well, IF I was god, I would make anyone who didn't believe in me step on a really rough and jagged lego....

Then I would make sure I was back human, and god was... god.

(I know that is a horrible fate, but.... its just gonna happen one time to each person who don't...... WHAT... I would still love them)
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Wow if u were god I would punch u in the face with a McChicken
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21 / M / 3D world
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Any one read the last 2 chapters of Needless? if so then you would know what i would wish for lol
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I would eliminate all first world problems.
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Posted 7/21/13

mhibicke wrote:


nightbreezes wrote:
If you were the god of this world what would you change about it? What would it be like??

Well, first off I would make certain that this guy wouldn't ever do this:

Zalvorn wrote:
Completely delete the 'pop' genre of music, make soda healthier than water, then proceed to universally play Spongebob's "Best Day Ever" every Monday.

1) Pop music is definitively "pop" because people like it, even though they are tasteless idiots. If you get rid of one "pop" genre, tasteless idiots will just shift en masse to a new genre of music, which then would definitively become "pop".
2) Soda is so disgustingly sweet that it's only tolerable while mixed with hard liquor. I don't even have testicals and I think your tastes are girlish.
3) Spongebob, ugh...

So... aside from that, I would give everyone boobs and the ability to fly. Also, I would demand sacrificial virgins (or semi-virgins) to be offered to me on a biweekly schedule, most of which I will give back before they get all stalker-ish on me. I will demand that handshakes be replaced by gifts of cookies, and that tube tops replace T shirts in all but the most saggy situations. Meat will grow on trees and volcanoes will spew beer instead of lava.

Anyone who wants me to start a cult, speak now or forever hold your peace.


Everything I said in this post was a joke, because:
1) As much as I hate it, I wouldn't completely delete the pop genre, because it's easy enough to ignore it.
2) I don't drink anything with caffeine. No soda for me. Not to mention I've never touched liquor, either.
3) That was the reaction I was looking for.

I don't know why I wrote those out, really. I think I was tired and thought it was funny. Anyways, if I could be God I would probably just lounge around and watch how the world worked. Oh, also, I apologize for the late reply.
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Posted 7/21/13 , edited 7/21/13
id make it like all my favorite anime... i would make some galaxies up for fun just cause i can ...one of the dimensions that i will create will have a very intelligent species (smarter than anything) that are the size of cells or anything small like that and i will have death gods watching them... i think as a god i would spend my time in that dimension watching what my creations are up to either disguised as a death god or one of my own species... but as a god i would have multiple minds and could probably spend my time in all the dimensions simultaneously
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