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If I were God I would end up like Bruce from Bruce Almighty and end up getting hit by a truck.
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I would add a little genetic code to the human genome that would embed the knowledge of the proper use of the following words/phrases for English speakers (and any who eventually learn English):

-there
-their
-they're
-your
-you're
-should have
-could have
-would have
-are
-our
-literally

Can't think of anything else off of the top of my head.

Anyone caught misusing these words would then be suffering from a genetic disorder, and executed immediately. It would be important to ensure that the human gene pool isn't corrupted by such filth. I suppose easing human suffering might be my second priority, maybe.
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Make harry potter/magic/hogwarts real
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Plena wrote:

I would add a little genetic code to the human genome that would embed the knowledge of the proper use of the following words/phrases for English speakers (and any who eventually learn English):

-there
-their
-they're
-your
-you're
-should have
-could have
-would have
-are
-our
-literally

Can't think of anything else off of the top of my head.

Anyone caught misusing these words would then be suffering from a genetic disorder, and executed immediately. It would be important to ensure that the human gene pool isn't corrupted by such filth. I suppose easing human suffering might be my second priority, maybe.

lol fantastic! I like it!
Posted 7/28/13
i'd tie that Eve on a tree so that she cant do no shit with the damn fruit of wisdom = u =
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If i was god i would find out the Mysteries of the earth, like ufos the loch ness monster, the scary Hum , find out what the bermuda triangle is, find out how the pyramids were built. and end world hunger and wars and famine and cancers . and also write down the next weeks winning lotto numbers :3
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If I were got thou shall not worship false billy idols.
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3 changes i would bring magic to the people of the world, i would bring marijuana to the people of the world so that they would learn to think before using the magic, and lastly i would reincarnate those who died who in life i felt promoted the progress of the human race
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I'd probably be really hesitant to use my power, because, you know, what Uncle Ben said. I'd probably spend a few months figuring out some ways to unambiguously improve the world and everyone's lives, and then quit my "job", leave, and pull a Haruhi Suzumiya in another universe. There is one thing I'd do right away, where I wouldn't hesitate or consult anyone:

Nobody dies anymore. Ever.

Everyone currently alive heals from any injuries or disabilities, including being cured of developmental disorders, as well as being healed of the harm of aging; everyone over the age of 25 starts getting younger, at about a year a week.

Yeah, you can go ahead and list all the horrible, disastrous downsides of immortality. Tell me about all the fictional immortals who have viewed their existence as a curse and wished only for death. Tell me about how evil it is to inflict this "curse" on everyone. I can't hear you over the sound of 100 bodies dropping every single minute.
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Davidvauhn wrote:

If I were got thou shall not worship false billy idols.


And thou shalt add the book of flavor-flav to the Bible.
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Posted 7/31/13
I would destroy Jersey Shore.
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the world would be a better place.

but I am not,
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THE END!
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I'd bake some cookies !
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