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I've always wanted the ability to kill people and bring them back to life

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I do the same stuff i am doing now
ugh, boring
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sounds fun
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i guess would start cleaning house if i was god... and deal will these fools on this planet called earth. ever body would be on my ass..
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If I was god, I would make Nicolas Cage a good actor.
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Yes. just yes
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I would make Anime a reality.
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nightbreezes wrote:
If you were the god of this world what would you change about it? What would it be like??

Well, first off I would make certain that this guy wouldn't ever do this:

Zalvorn wrote:
Completely delete the 'pop' genre of music, make soda healthier than water, then proceed to universally play Spongebob's "Best Day Ever" every Monday.

1) Pop music is definitively "pop" because people like it, even though they are tasteless idiots. If you get rid of one "pop" genre, tasteless idiots will just shift en masse to a new genre of music, which then would definitively become "pop".
2) Soda is so disgustingly sweet that it's only tolerable while mixed with hard liquor. I don't even have testicals and I think your tastes are girlish.
3) Spongebob, ugh...

So... aside from that, I would give everyone boobs and the ability to fly. Also, I would demand sacrificial virgins (or semi-virgins) to be offered to me on a biweekly schedule, most of which I will give back before they get all stalker-ish on me. I will demand that handshakes be replaced by gifts of cookies, and that tube tops replace T shirts in all but the most saggy situations. Meat will grow on trees and volcanoes will spew beer instead of lava.

Anyone who wants me to start a cult, speak now or forever hold your peace.
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I would make the world a anime world :D


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he aint reel
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Um I would,
Make a all "Latale world" or "TERA"
and anime styled world and kill evil people

Thats how I do it ITS MY WORLD
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After a Cosmic Power Up, it would be interesting to experiment on All The Puny Beings.

1) I might make it an absolute LAW that self identifying public comments are followed, thereafter, to the letter. If you say you don't lie, then you can never lie. If you say that you don't steal, you won't be able to steal. If you say you are monogamous, then you are. If you want to change, you have to communicate the change in public. This might go into effect when puberty ends. I'll cut teenagers some slack. Politics would be really be fun.

2) I might make us tri-sexual in order to breed, or even really have good sex. If three people have to get along, to create a sexual relationship or raise a family, a lot of the issues folks have to deal with might go away. I haven't decided if there would be three new sexes, or just one sex that requires three to get benefits. I'm pretty sure I would do away with "external" plumbing.

3) I might change planatary rotation to make 36 hour days. Then there's time for a full night's sleep AND a nap, while having plenty of time for everything else. I would definitly trash the current months and go with Lunar Cycles. For fun, I might add another couple of moons.

4) And for sure... ice cream will be delicious, nutritious, and have no calories.



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IF I WERE GOD I WOULD TYPE IN CAPS ALL THE TIME JUST LIKE WITH THE TITLE OF THIS POST HAY ITS COOL CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL I WOULD BE THE COOLEST GOD EVER NOW WORSHIP ME!

EDIT: ALSO IF U WANT 2 BE COOL LIKE ME (GOD) ALL U HAVE TO DO IS TYPE IN CAPS TO DO IT BECUZ I AM PEER PRESSURING YOU GIVE INTO PEER PRESSURE EVEN IF ITS ONE PERSON DOING IT IT SHOWS THAT U ARE A FOLLOWER WHO DOES NOT HAVE UR OWN OPINION WHICH IS FINE BECUZ ITS ALSO COOL TO BE A JOINER!

DO IIIT!!! BE A JOINEEER!!!
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If I was god I would create magic for people to play around. see what people do with the new found element. then take it away
and see how they react.
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I'd hate to be God. Humans need dreams. If you were God you'd never need or even want anything. Why do you play games, watch anime, watch movies, play sports etc? Because there's a medium of enjoyment gained from those experiences. But when you're a God, a perfect being that can do anything and more, what enjoyment is there to be gained from watching the latest Attack on Titan episode? You'd be almighty and omnipotent but never actually want anything so all that power would go to waste.

If I were God I'd take a part of myself and make it into a conscious human being so I could live with dreams. That's all the enjoyment I think I'd be able to find as a perfect being.


On a less serious note, I'd make the world magical. Magic, Magical Weapons, Elves, Dragons, Leprechauns, all that shit!
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Posted 6/27/13
I would've destroyed the earth by now.
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