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If you could reposition any of your body parts...
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Posted 5/8/13 , edited 5/8/13

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Genitalia right?! we're talking about female genitalia?

Am I a genius or what?


I knew it, High-five!

You have no idea how much that would help us guys out of really awkward positions...
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I just wouldn't.
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mhibicke wrote:


spacebat wrote:
Genitalia right?! we're talking about female genitalia?

Am I a genius or what?


Wait, what? Genitalia? I was sure you were talking about lips!
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I see I see lol. I really wouldn't know where my arms or legs could be placed that would be better. It's an interesting thought though.

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I see I see lol. I really wouldn't know where my arms or legs could be placed that would be better. It's an interesting thought though.


Yeah, but imagine if e.g. you could put your eyes on your hands... sure, there would be an increased chance for injury, but you could see around corners! High fiving though, would probably go from a celebratory gesture to a punishment.
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ahatestory wrote:
I was sure you were talking about lips!

That's where the relocation thing comes in... If part of XXX goes to part YYY then I can OOO while ZZZ.
Waaaaaaaaay more useful than an upside down nose, even if I'd be drinking iced coffee for the rest of my life.
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Posted 5/8/13

mhibicke wrote:


ahatestory wrote:
I was sure you were talking about lips!

That's where the relocation thing comes in... If part of XXX goes to part YYY then I can OOO while ZZZ.
Waaaaaaaaay more useful than an upside down nose, even if I'd be drinking iced coffee for the rest of my life.


I can see you've really put a lot of thought into this.
Posted 5/8/13 , edited 5/8/13

ahatestory wrote:


chase6565 wrote:


I see I see lol. I really wouldn't know where my arms or legs could be placed that would be better. It's an interesting thought though.


Yeah, but imagine if e.g. you could put your eyes on your hands... sure, there would be an increased chance for injury, but you could see around corners! High fiving though, would probably go from a celebratory gesture to a punishment.


Haha dude wait no that's a great idea! Having your eyes on your hands would be epic. It would be really useful. Cheating on tests would be so easy too! lol. I would definitely avoid high fives though. I'll just go with a fist bump from now on.
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ahatestory wrote:
I can see you've really put a lot of thought into this.

It's been on my mind for a while. It's like a beer hat - just a really good idea that shouldn't be brought out in public.

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Posted 5/8/13 , edited 5/8/13

chase6565 wrote:


ahatestory wrote:


chase6565 wrote:


I see I see lol. I really wouldn't know where my arms or legs could be placed that would be better. It's an interesting thought though.


Yeah, but imagine if e.g. you could put your eyes on your hands... sure, there would be an increased chance for injury, but you could see around corners! High fiving though, would probably go from a celebratory gesture to a punishment.


Haha dude wait no that's a great idea! Having your eyes on your hands would be epic. It would be really useful. Cheating on tests would be so easy too! lol. I would definitely avoid high fives though. I'll just go with a fist bump from now on.


Ha, it's been so long since I last took a test, I didn't even think of that.
It'd also be handy for checking yourself out e.g. after eating when you want to be sure you didn't get anything on your face or that kinda thing... hmm... handy... or should I say, handeye?

Edit: handeye... hmm.. if you relocated your mouth to a hand, you could really hand-gargle!
Posted 5/8/13 , edited 5/8/13


0_0 Dudeeee these ideas are actually going somewhere. Like I'll admit when I first saw the thread I first had a 'wtf is this' in my head but now...but now these ideas are actually good. We've got to contact the government to fund this - we're making these genetic mutations happen.
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0_0 Dudeeee these ideas are actually going somewhere. Like I'll admit when I first saw the thread I first had a 'wtf is this' in my head but now...but now these ideas are actually good. We've got to contact the government to fund this - we're making these genetic mutations happen.

Heheh.. I'm glad I have your support. :)

It must, of course, be noted that sci-fi movies with horrific mutants always start with the best intentions, but hey, those are just movies and have no bearing on reality!
For science!

You know, I'm now seriously considering the creation of a new superhero, Mr. Handeyeman. If only I could draw, but alas, even circles elude me.
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One of my eyes to the back of my head, while creating a hair illusion behind my hair and having an illusion over where my eye was.
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my hand on your face
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deshicray wrote:

my hand on your face


"... to another location on your body"
Care to try again?
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