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Posted 5/12/13
I hope discussing non-Asian dramas in here is allowed

Anyway for anyone who is a Game of Thrones fan, you'll understand the hatred I have for Joffrey!

Please share how you would like Joffrey to be killed!



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I take it you haven't read the books?

I suppose had I been GRRM, I would've had Robb Stark draw and quarter him while he's still breathing, then hang whatever's left.

And that's saying something, since other than Bran and Arya, the Starks can rot in cells for all I care. Insufferable whiners, the lot of them.
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Posted 5/12/13
read the books.

i liked how joffrey died...just shows that GRRM can kill any character, even those villains who helped shape the story. you'd wonder who would be the ones left in the end
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Posted 5/12/13

tinyd0t wrote:

I hope discussing non-Asian dramas in here is allowed

Anyway for anyone who is a Game of Thrones fan, you'll understand the hatred I have for Joffrey!

Please share how you would like Joffrey to be killed!





Why do you hate Joffrey so much? It's not like he walked into a women's public bathroom...

Sorry, had to. I've read the books. I'd be perfectly happy with that.
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Why do you hate Joffrey so much? It's not like he walked into a women's public bathroom...

Sorry, had to. I've read the books. I'd be perfectly happy with that.


I just hate everyone who has a penis

Hahaha. Oh I need to read the books too
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"Why do you hate Joffrey so much?"

Well, that's a two-pronged question. If you just watch the show, you'll hate him for the fact he is ruthless when he barely rules the Kingdom at all. He throws his weight around pretending he's boss, when as soon as Lord Tywin arrives, he hides in his little corner and just cries when someone tells him off. That and he is so terribly under the thumb that everyone in court well aware of how useless he is.

If you read the books, pretty much all of the above applies, except you get to add the fact he's a real slimeball to Sansa, more than he is in the show. She's not exactly the brightest spark though, so it's hardly surprising how deeply she falls for it.
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Posted 6/2/13
Maybe if they nailed little Lord Faultroy there to his throne, that would be fitting.
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Posted 6/10/13
A public execution style, just like what he did to Ned Stark.
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Posted 6/4/14
A Slow and painfull public torchering
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Posted 6/26/14
Suicide when He realizes how horrible He is.
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He deserves a slow painful death
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Posted 12/6/15
I think someone should poison him in public preferably at a wedding party.... Oh wait
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