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+1 for totally wasting your time.
+4 for repair costs your poor parents had to make up for.
+6 for killing animals in a potentially needlessly cruel way, needlessly.
+2 for distracted driving
-2 if you ate the roadkill ( skinning and taking the venison home with you )
-2 if you paid for / handled any repairs yourself.
-10 if this was just a conversation piece and you never actually used it, in which case +1 for all the math I had to do just now.


I actually thought Dennis Rodman and Kim Jong Un might make an amusing yaoi couple, and now I have told you that, so the idea will slowly gnaw at your inner heart until your mind pictures it, much as if I told you not to think of pink elephants. Enjoy.
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Posted 23 days ago
10. I think I was just mentally scarred for life.

I laugh whenever someone stubs their toe. I laugh really hard. I enjoy their pain.
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8. i stub my toe all the time!




i leave the toilet seat up Ψ(`▽´)Ψ


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Instead of watching award winning movies thru and thru, I fall deep in slumber in minutes as soon as a movie starts playing.
Recent one, The Hunger Games: Catching Fire and Captain Philips.

No tricks, Irish.
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I sometimes refuse to help my younger siblings with homework because I never had an older sibling to help me. Wanted them to feel my pain
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I don't know if it's a good thing to not help your siblings, minwoo.
I used to do that, then the next thing I knew I could not ask my brother to get me a glass of water because I was thirsty. hahahaha
I couldn't order my sibling around. Helping your siblings do their homeworks is like helping your lover do his/her for them.
Once you help them, you own them. In other words, besides sex, you can manipulate someone after you do their taxes.




When I grasp a high position, as an older brother or as superior officer or personnel on work, first thing I do is to ask my loyal subjects to get me a glass of water.
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Posted 21 days ago
1. JMHO. But, keep doing what you are doing. I would give you constructive criticism on being evil, but, eh. You don't seem cut out for it. Actually you seem rather clueless about it. I wouldn't change that about you, it's funny.


I probably shouldn't, but I find certain people are just as transparent as zebra-fish, so ...


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