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Post Reply The Differences Between Men and Women, List Some.
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When a woman apologizes you're in trouble. When a man apologizes you're still in a relationship.
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Men are vain; they will check themselves out in the mirror. Women are ridiculous; they will check out their reflections in any shiny surface--mirrors, spoons, store windows, toasters, a man's bald head.
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Dogs are men's best friend because they are loving, kind and loyal. Cats are women's best friend because they are insane.
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If a woman is out driving and she finds herself in unfamiliar surroundings, she will stop at a gas station and ask for directions. Men consider this to be a sign of weakness. Men will never stop and ask for directions. Men will drive in a circle for hours, all the while saying things like, "Looks like I've found a new way to get there", and, "I know I'm in the neighborhood. I recognize that 7-Eleven".
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Women are much more likely to cause car accidents men are much more likely to be in a car accident.
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spacebat wrote:

Dogs are men's best friend because they are loving, kind and loyal. Cats are women's best friend because they are insane.


This dual you two are having is hilarious, but this one takes the cake.
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Chatterboxing-Surprisingly in the long run men and women talk about the same amount.

This is not true. Women speak an average of 20,000 words per day, which is 13,000 more words than the average man. This increase in yammer has been correlated with high amounts of the Foxp2 protein - women have about 30% more in our brains than men. Across species, increasing expression of Foxp2 in the brain is correlated with increased vocalizations, regardless of gender.
http://www.jneurosci.org/content/33/8/3276.abstract
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2281891/Women-really-talk-men-13-000-words-day-precise.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FOXP2
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Gettnlag wrote:


spacebat wrote:

Dogs are men's best friend because they are loving, kind and loyal. Cats are women's best friend because they are insane.


This dual you two are having is hilarious, but this one takes the cake.


I know right!
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Women are less likely to shit on the ceilings in a public bathroom
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CalifCat wrote:

Chatterboxing-Surprisingly in the long run men and women talk about the same amount.

This is not true. Women speak an average of 20,000 words per day, which is 13,000 more words than the average man. This increase in yammer has been correlated with high amounts of the Foxp2 protein - women have about 30% more in our brains than men. Across species, increasing expression of Foxp2 in the brain is correlated with increased vocalizations, regardless of gender.
http://www.jneurosci.org/content/33/8/3276.abstract
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2281891/Women-really-talk-men-13-000-words-day-precise.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FOXP2


Women never know when to shut-up. Men know exactly when to shut-up... now.


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Women tend to remember objects in a room clearly, men don't

Men tend to remember locations in a area clearly, women don't

- reference - high school psychology class

Our clothes are different, still its more acceptable for a girl to where men's clothing than for a man to wear women's clothing

[edit] also guys have a tendency to be more color blind
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Women never know when to shut-up. Men know exactly when to shut-up... now.

So long as you're not shitting on the ceiling. How does that happen anyway? Whatever - it's just more evidence against intelligent design.
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mhibicke wrote:


CalifCat wrote:

Chatterboxing-Surprisingly in the long run men and women talk about the same amount.

This is not true. Women speak an average of 20,000 words per day, which is 13,000 more words than the average man. This increase in yammer has been correlated with high amounts of the Foxp2 protein - women have about 30% more in our brains than men. Across species, increasing expression of Foxp2 in the brain is correlated with increased vocalizations, regardless of gender.
http://www.jneurosci.org/content/33/8/3276.abstract
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2281891/Women-really-talk-men-13-000-words-day-precise.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FOXP2


Women never know when to shut-up. Men know exactly when to shut-up... now.




LOL...checkmate.
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mhibicke wrote:


spacebat wrote:
Women never know when to shut-up. Men know exactly when to shut-up... now.

So long as you're not shitting on the ceiling. How does that happen anyway? Whatever - it's just more evidence against intelligent design.


well when a people get agitated they tend to fling their feces... wait...
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Some men look good with mustaches. There are no women who look good with mustaches.


Are you kidding me?

How can you not say this looks good?



Or this?

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(Wait shes a what?!)

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