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Posted 5/28/13
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
Posted 5/28/13
I was not married to the model man, but the kitty killer. and I was going through divorced but he threated me with revealing a special secret very secret I have and I hitted the batman with a bat for doing that, then laughed to see all his blood running down his face
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Posted 5/28/13
*sneaks behind him* Psssst! I have official papers to get you off-planet, level Alpha... All I ask is that you take this with you! *hands the papers and a small parcel to him*
Posted 5/28/13 , edited 5/28/13
I do.

E: I see Batman withdrew his offer of more tea.
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Posted 5/28/13
Interesting, your life is what I called a clusterfuck.
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Posted 5/28/13 , edited 5/28/13
Batman, slightly concussed from being hit with a bat, crawls away before the model can do any more damage. Quickly thinking he needs a new plan so the model won't kill him. Batman then prepares a deluxe meal for the model and a card that says "I didn't mean to grab there " and hopes the model will forgive him. He then runs off to pour the once made of glass, now Spiderman some tea.
Posted 5/28/13
All the kings men fluster and clusterfuck,
and it's a beautiful sight.
Posted 5/28/13 , edited 5/28/13
I made up with my kitty killer hubby

now we are heading to peal the skin of some rats cause he loves doing that
and I forgive the batman but be ware of my kitty killer hubby
Posted 5/28/13
I don't peel their skin. That's squirrels.

Get it right.
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Posted 5/28/13
Batman then converses with the kitty killer and both agree to be friends. The model is shocked and they all enjoy an ice cream cone, except for Batman who is lactose intolerant.
Posted 5/28/13
whatever hubby I just enjoy the entertainment you give
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Posted 5/28/13
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Posted 5/28/13
I just ate frog legs.

Raw.
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