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The Worst Thing Your Neighbor Can Say.
Posted 5/30/13
I saw this TV show at my grandmother's house the other day, called Mock The Week. It just happened to be on and I caught a glimpse of it. And that episodes topic was "The worst thing your neighbor can say." I've been wanting to post something idiotic but fun/humorous for a while in the forums, so I thought this would be perfect.

I know this can be considered a forum game, but I brought about another question, along with the worst thing your neighbor can say... Has your neighbor said anything odd to you?

I don't really converse much with my neighbors, my family's like the black sheep of the neighborhood. So, here are some quotes from that episode:
"My Wife and I are nudist, and have been for the past 70 years."

"You're bigger than you look from the telescope!" (I literally slapped my knee at that one.)

What do YOU think is the worst thing your neighbor can say? Or if they have, have you had any awkward, uncomfortable moments like this with your neighbors?
Posted 5/30/13
My neighbor leaves potted flowers on my doorstep twice a month.

That's about it though.
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Posted 5/30/13
"Hey, good job last night buddy, I was rooting for you" - Idk I just thought of that when I read the title of the thread, lol.
Posted 5/30/13
Nice bedroom.
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Posted 5/30/13
"You're cute when you're asleep"
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Posted 5/30/13 , edited 5/30/13

thekevin4 wrote:

"You're cute when you're asleep"


what this guy said i literally got scared reading that shit got goose bumps

V I LIED THAT IS !!!!!!!
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Posted 5/30/13
"Your daughter's cute when she's sleeping"



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Posted 5/30/13
"I heard you're not even circumcised."
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Posted 5/30/13
Nice tiles in that bathroom, always thought id have that....
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Posted 5/30/13
"you should tell your wife to check out that mole on her back just right above the butt"

does one say thank you?
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Posted 5/30/13
"Here, hold my beer..."
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Posted 5/30/13
Hitler and Stalin are sitting at the bar. A patron walks up to the bar and asks the barman if thats Hitler and Stalin sitting over there. He says yes. The man goes over to Hitler and Stalin and asks what they are doing. "We're planning world war 3" says Stalin. "We're going to kill 14 million jews and 1 bike repair man" says Hitler "Why the bike repair man?" The patron asks. Hitler says to Stalin "See? I told you no one would ask about the jews."
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Posted 5/30/13
"I've been going through your garbage recently and I'm concerned with your diet. I really think you should start eating healthier."
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Posted 5/30/13 , edited 5/30/13
"If your dog ever escapes again, I'm going to kill it with my shotgun."

Geez this guy had major problems. At the time, I was not home often so my grandma often forgot to close certain doors and our dog would escape. She was not aggressive, just liked to run around a few minutes before coming back. I'll admit the guy had reason to be upset if the dog uglified his lawn or disturbed his sleep, but she never did. Sometimes he'd call animal control on us when our dog had been in the backyard without escaping for long periods of time. Every time we passed his house, we would see him in the same spot looking out the window. He was one paranoid and angry dude who never returned greetings and would yell at passerbys to get off his property or that he'd call cops on them for trespassing in the neighborhood if he saw them going past his house, even sometimes asking them what street they lived on if they responded to him by telling him they lived nearby and were just exercising.

I am glad he moved. He knocked on our door a few times even though there's a doorbell clearly there. I started buying weapons for fear that he'd try to attack us or something.
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Posted 5/30/13
"Hey man, listen, my daughter is selling Girl Scout cookies and I was wondering if you could buy some from her. I came over before she got here so please make a good impression. Buy as many as you can. Thanks!"





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