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25 / M / Sunny SoCal!!!
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Posted 5/28/14
It's not you.. it's.. actually it's you!

Why won't you give me meaningful hugs!?
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18 / F / Neptune
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Posted 5/28/14
Cause hugs are too mainstream to be meaningful.

Why wont you make love to a unicorn?
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F / Antique bookshop
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Posted 6/2/14
Because all unicorns are addicted to drugs

Why won't bake a rainbow cake?
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31 / M / Baltimore, MD
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Posted 6/2/14
Because my baking skills are minimal.

Why won't they mow my lawn?
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18 / M
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Posted 6/2/14
I have better things to do, like watching more anime.

Why won't you get me some Coke?
Posted 6/5/14
Sure. Throws a 2L bottle at your head.

Help me carry my bed through town centre?
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22 / F / NY
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Posted 6/5/14
I only do cardio, I can't lift that much.

Why don't you play with me on steam?
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31 / M / Hell's Gate
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Posted 6/5/14
Because I don't have any games on Steam.

Why won't you build an awesome sand castle with me?
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Posted 6/5/14
Because I don't live near a beach.

Why won't you buy me lunch?
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F / Antique bookshop
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Posted 22 days ago
because I don't know your preference

why don't you burn down my office?
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