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Posted 6/1/13
You're not hot

Why won't you lower the blinds?
Posted 6/1/13
Because it's raining, and it's pretty.

Why won't you feed me?
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Posted 6/2/13
Because I don't know what you like to eat.

Why won't you run?
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19 / M / wouldnt you like...
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Posted 6/2/13
because I forgot to be afraid

why wont you jump off a bridge?
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21 / F
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Posted 6/2/13
Because i can't swim,
why won't u entertain me?
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66 / M / Columbia, MO
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Posted 6/2/13
Pick one:

1) We live too far apart
2) I'm married, theoretically taken
3) your phone's always busy
4) you didn't leave my bail bondsman your forwarding address
5) your parents suggested I come back in another lifetime. Your Mom is an excellent knife thrower btw. Oh, my poor aching butt.
6) your parents not only suggested I possessed 1 Y chromosome too many but it was meant for exhibition in the Smithsonian Institute, not humanity

Why don't you write?
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27 / M / USA
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Posted 6/8/13
I'm too lazy.

Why won't you sing to me?
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20 / M / Shibusen Academy
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Posted 6/8/13
Because you would probably die from the sound produced.

Why won't you share your pizza with me?
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F / West
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Posted 6/8/13
Because you are allergic to cheese and break out in hives.

Why won't you write me a song?
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20 / F / NJ, USA
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Posted 6/8/13 , edited 6/8/13
EDIT: I'd rather hire someone to play the ukulele for us as we ride a gondolier through Venice.

Why won't your face be on the dollar bill?
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23 / M / This Dying World
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Posted 6/10/13
Because I'll be in the new thousand dollar bill.

Why won't you love her?
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24 / F / Utah, USA
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Posted 6/10/13 , edited 6/10/13
Because I don't date girls

why won't you just buy the dang cake?
Posted 6/10/13
Because Erza told YOU to do it.

Why won't you me a hug? I'm huggable, right? Right?
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27 / M / USA
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Posted 6/10/13
Because your first sentence didn't contain an action verb.

Why won't you call me? You never call.
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32 / F
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Posted 6/10/13
Oh honey, we can change that anytime!

Why won't you come and clean my house?!
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