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Posted 6/12/13 , edited 6/12/13
Because people dwell on things they can't change and love to blame everyone else for there misery instead of themselves.

Why wont you get off the computer?
Posted 6/12/13
Because I have nothing else to do.. Though I could always download the demo for Project DIVA.

Why won't you go out with my friend?
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30 / M / California
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Posted 6/12/13
Because she shot my foot.

Why won't you sing when we make love?
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20 / F
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Posted 6/12/13
Because you're moaning too loud.

Why won't you go wash the dishes?
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Posted 6/12/13
Because they're already washed.

Why won't you cry when you're sad?
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M / California
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Posted 6/12/13
Momma would beat me whenever I cried.

Why wont you go home?
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27 / M / Somewhere
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Posted 6/12/13
because I am home.


Why wont you find me a snack?
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M / California
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Posted 6/12/13
Cause the Cookie Monster ate all the cookies


Why won't you take out the trash?
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M / Middle of the 7th...
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Posted 6/12/13
Because it's not full yet.

Why won't you you go hang gliding with me?
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M / USA
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Posted 6/12/13
Because I've already been skydiving.

Why won't you hold my hand?
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68 / M / Columbia, MO
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Posted 6/13/13
Because The Beatles sang that first, possibly before you were born.

When the bell rings why don't you salivate? Pavlov's dog does.....
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26 / F / Utah, USA
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Posted 6/13/13
didn't want to

why won't you play hide and seek with me?
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34 / M / some where betwee...
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Posted 6/13/13
because i always lose

why won't you have tea with me?
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Posted 6/13/13
because my tea pot still hasn't been unpacked

why won't you water my plants? Their names are Bimo and Tonto and they're friendly. They would enjoy a drink
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Posted 6/13/13
Somebody didn't pay the water bill sorry Bimo & Tonto


Why won't you answer the door?
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