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Posted 6/21/13
MY cookies!

Why won't you pluck the weeds in my back yard?
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Posted 6/21/13
Because I have weed killer.

Why won't you do the splits?
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15 / F / USA
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Posted 6/21/13
because the splits are boring

Why won't you answer me?
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32 / M / some where betwee...
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Posted 7/6/13
because i have no words to say.

Why won't you have tea with me?
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23 / Canada
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Posted 7/6/13
Because I would like a drink

Why won't you have a drink with me?
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25 / M / Massachusetts
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Posted 7/6/13
Because I have a really bad headache.

Why won't you make this headache go away?
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F / Canada
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Posted 7/7/13
Cause I lack the requirements to do so!

Why won't it stop raining ?
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23 / F / In my bed!
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Posted 7/7/13
Because you didnt do the sun dance!

Why wont you give me a cookie?
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24 / M / The good ole US o...
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Posted 7/7/13
Because I got stuck in traffic on the way home, which sidetracked me from making my intended trip to the grocery store. I still attempted to make the cookies despite not having flour, but quickly discovered that baking soda is not a suitable replacement. Trust me, you don't want these cookies.

Why won't you love me?
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14 / F / The Dark Side Of...
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Posted 7/7/13
Because I love someone else

Why won't you buy me ice cream?
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18 / M / Massachusetts
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Posted 7/7/13
Because it's mine!

why won't you quit being so awesome?
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20 / M / Existence.
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Posted 7/7/13
It's hereditary.

Why won't you let me take your face?
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Well, because I'm kind of attached to it and all.

Why won't you go to work for me tomorrow?
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31 / M / In the Ether
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Posted 7/28/13
Because I finally get a day off tomorrow!!

Why won't you try my new hyper-spicy noodles?
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25 / F
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U ate them alll...
Why wont u take a shower? Lol
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