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Childbirth vs Getting Kicked in the Testicles
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Posted 7/16/13
rather be kicked
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Posted 7/17/13
childbirth for sure, but getting kicked in the nuts does hurt, just not for me anymore because I've been kicked there for too many times to count. if it was constant kicking I would probably go the other way.
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Posted 7/17/13
Ball kick, that shit doesn't last 9+ months and leave you fat and loose
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Posted 7/18/13
I'd assume childbirth would hurt more, since it lasts longer.

Plus, my mom had to go through some agonizing pain- I was facing the wrong side so.. yeah, ouch.
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Well I'd rather be kicked in the balls. Though both can't really be compared to each other because they're different types of pain. I chose being kicked in the balls though because it would be a lot less time then childbirth. Where I have to be straight uncomfortable for like 9 freaking months and then be in some kind of really intense pain and then deal with it for 18 years. (not saying it'd be a bad thing I just don't want that right now LOL)
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Posted 7/21/13
i'd say childbirth is ultimately worse.
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Posted 7/21/13
I gave birth once.. It was an awkward experience.
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Posted 7/21/13
Both hurt like hell, only one has a benefit.
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Posted 7/21/13

rotisserie wrote:

i'd say childbirth is ultimately worse.


Isn't it supposed to be in the top of the most painful human experiences?

*Checks web* Yup!

http://news.discovery.com/human/health/most-painful-conditions-list-130318.htm
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Posted 7/21/13 , edited 7/21/13
i'll take the kicked in the testicals. no childbirth for me.
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21 / M / Towcester
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Posted 7/21/13
The thing is, when you go through childbirth, you get a baby out of it. Also, nowadays it's your choice to go through that pain. When you get kicked (or got forbid flicked) in the balls, there is no reward. There is no silver lining. Just pain and nausea.

I can only assume the pain of childbirth is considerably higher, though it's far less frequent than testicle related pain. If it were actually likely that I was going to have kids, I'd rather keep my testicles.
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Posted 7/21/13
Meh getting kicked in the nuts might hurt more (not positive, never given birth lol), but giving birth lasts for a long ass time, not to mention you're also gonna be pregnant for a couple months which I would imagine isn't always pleasant. So, I'd take getting kicked in the nuts.
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22 / M / Canada
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Posted 7/21/13
With childbirth, one can at least expect for there to be pain before it happens.
Getting kicked in the testi's usually comes with a surprise factor, which is why a lot of people find it hilarious.

Even so, childbirth hurts more I bet, so yeah. Kick me in the testi's, but make it surprising :P.
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Posted 7/21/13
With child-birth you can take drugs to make the pain pretty much non-existent, and you see it coming. With getting kicked in the tesitcals it is most of the time out of nowhere, and there is nothing you can do to stop the pain.
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Posted 7/21/13
child birth gimme a break

everyone knows bitches feel no pain
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