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Childbirth vs Getting Kicked in the Testicles
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Posted 6/18/13

GayAsianBoy wrote:

It doesn't make any sense to bring the process of death into the equation...

Flu can lead to death, death can occur in your sleep... it doesn't make it more painful than getting kicked in the nuts.
The pain of death is a totally different issue from the pain of childbirth itself.


There was no specifics in the op's post that it had to be merely based on pain itself and not the other factors surrounding both situations. I think death is an important factor to account for. Compare the amount of deaths due to childbirth and the amount of death due to being kicked in the nuts. I think that's pretty important to argue when considering whether you would birth a child or choose to get kicked in the nuts. Yes, one can die at any time but there's a certain percent of death/complications due to the two comparisons we are making that would possibly change ones mind when considering which one they would rather suffer through.
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HellaStrider wrote:


GayAsianBoy wrote:

It doesn't make any sense to bring the process of death into the equation...

Flu can lead to death, death can occur in your sleep... it doesn't make it more painful than getting kicked in the nuts.
The pain of death is a totally different issue from the pain of childbirth itself.


There was no specifics in the op's post that it had to be merely based on pain itself and not the other factors surrounding both situations. I think death is an important factor to account for. Compare the amount of deaths due to childbirth and the amount of death due to being kicked in the nuts. I think that's pretty important to argue when considering whether you would birth a child or choose to get kicked in the nuts. Yes, one can die at any time but there's a certain percent of death/complications due to the two comparisons we are making that would possibly change ones mind when considering which one they would rather suffer through.


So you'd say getting the flu is worse than childbirth? Because there are more people dying from flu than from childbirth...
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Only one way to decide, we survey 50 men and 50 women.
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So you'd say getting the flu is worse than childbirth? Because there are more people dying from flu than from childbirth...

1. Man-Flu is more painful than childbirth. This is an irrefutable scientific fact*.
*(Survey of over 100,000 men)
2. Man-Flu is not 'just a cold'. It is a condition so severe that the germs from a single Man-Flu sneeze could wipe out entire tribes of people living in the rainforest.
3. Women do not contract Man-Flu. They suffer from what is medically recognised as a 'Mild Girly Sniffle' – which, if a man caught, he would still be able to run, tear the phone book in half and compete in all other kinds of manly activities.
4. Men do not 'moan' when they have Man-Flu. They emit involuntary groans of agony that are entirely in proportion to the unbearable pain they are in.
5. More men die each year from MFN (Man-Flu Neglect) than lots and lots of other things. (Like rabbit attacks or choking on toast).
6. Men suffering from Man-Flu want nothing more than to get out of bed and come to work, but they are too selfless to risk spreading this awful condition amongst their friends and colleagues. In this sense, they are the greatest heroes ever known.
7. Man-Flu germs are more powerful than superman and The A-Team combined. They are too strong for weak, nasty tasting 'lady medicines' like Lemsip, so don't bother trying to force them on a victim of Man-Flu.
8. While it may seem like a Man-Flu sufferer is just lying around enjoying 'Diagnosis Murder' it’s a recognised medical fact that the exact pitch and frequency of Dick Van Dyke's voice has remarkable soothing powers.

TL;DR: men are pussies too, have some consideration.
Posted 6/19/13 , edited 6/19/13

FlyinDumpling wrote:


GayAsianBoy wrote:
So you'd say getting the flu is worse than childbirth? Because there are more people dying from flu than from childbirth...

1. Man-Flu is more painful than childbirth. This is an irrefutable scientific fact*.
*(Survey of over 100,000 men)
2. Man-Flu is not 'just a cold'. It is a condition so severe that the germs from a single Man-Flu sneeze could wipe out entire tribes of people living in the rainforest.
3. Women do not contract Man-Flu. They suffer from what is medically recognised as a 'Mild Girly Sniffle' – which, if a man caught, he would still be able to run, tear the phone book in half and compete in all other kinds of manly activities.
4. Men do not 'moan' when they have Man-Flu. They emit involuntary groans of agony that are entirely in proportion to the unbearable pain they are in.
5. More men die each year from MFN (Man-Flu Neglect) than lots and lots of other things. (Like rabbit attacks or choking on toast).
6. Men suffering from Man-Flu want nothing more than to get out of bed and come to work, but they are too selfless to risk spreading this awful condition amongst their friends and colleagues. In this sense, they are the greatest heroes ever known.
7. Man-Flu germs are more powerful than superman and The A-Team combined. They are too strong for weak, nasty tasting 'lady medicines' like Lemsip, so don't bother trying to force them on a victim of Man-Flu.
8. While it may seem like a Man-Flu sufferer is just lying around enjoying 'Diagnosis Murder' it’s a recognised medical fact that the exact pitch and frequency of Dick Van Dyke's voice has remarkable soothing powers.

TL;DR: men are pussies too, have some consideration.


Lmfao...Now THIS type of sarcasm is epic.
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FlyinDumpling wrote:
TL;DR: men are pussies too, have some consideration.

It's funny because it's true. So many men are completely pathetic while sick or slightly under the weather. I'm raising my son to be tough like his mom.
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Lol ok let's all act like we are capable of handling the pain that the other gender goes through as if we could possibly know what it's like. Sounds legit to me
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WOAH.
that was an AWESOME vid.
i learned quite a bit ..
educational.
COOL.
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zombienation6 wrote:

WOAH.
that was an AWESOME vid.
i learned quite a bit ..
educational.
COOL.


Thanks I luv to teach the masses
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Posted 7/16/13
damn. this was a while back. LOL...
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mhibicke wrote:


FlyinDumpling wrote:
TL;DR: men are pussies too, have some consideration.

It's funny because it's true. So many men are completely pathetic while sick or slightly under the weather. I'm raising my son to be tough like his mom.


It won't work, it's embedded into the Y chromosome...trust me, unfortunately I have first hand experience.
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as if there is any contest? child birth with no drugs. my second child i did without any pain relief and that child took 16 hours of labor! O_O i was convinced she was trying to kill me by the end lol its horrifically painful especially right at the end cause normally you will tear to some degree or another. but there just arent quite enough words to describe the pain and then the relief that washes over you when its done. thats probably the only way you can say getting kicked in the nuts is worse at least at the end of childbirth you have a reward for all the pain and effort at the end of getting hit in the nuts you get nothing except maybe throw up depending on how hard you got hit lol
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You usually have a choice whether or not to have a baby. During childbirth, you have the option for drugs. After childbirth, you have a lovely newborn.

You usually don't have a choice whether or not you get kicked in the balls. When getting kicked in the nuts, nobody will ask you if you want drugs first. You have no options but to fall into the fetal position and cry out in pain and simultaneously trying to breathe. After getting kicked in the huevos, you walk humorously awkward in slightly less pain, wondering why your most sensitive parts are placed in such a horribly vulnerable location ideal for kicking.


So there is no comparison. Getting kicked in the gonads, assuming it's a really hard kick, is most definitely worse.
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Mayo2111 wrote:

Try a cluster headache. Even most women who get one admit it's worse than childbirth. I've had a few in my time and I would never wish that on my worst enemy.


"Some people affected with cluster headache have committed suicide, leading to the nickname "suicide headaches."

Oh damn
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From what I have heard the initial pain from getting kicked in the balls is worse however Childbirth lasts a lot longer so for that reason I would say childbirth
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