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Majority of gamers today can't finish Level 1 in Super Marior Bros.
Posted 7/3/13
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Posted 7/3/13 , edited 7/3/13
This kinda makes me happy, because all these hipsters who claim they're way better at games than me just because it's "cool" to be a nerd these days, who play Indie games and other mainstream shit like League of Legends, they're probably involved in this statistic, and I was right all along.
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Posted 7/3/13
Simply a matter of genres changing, platformers are less and less important and the whole genre is more being taken over by the puzzle platformer, with the emphasis on the puzzle. In the same way I might point out that most modern gamers dont know how to strafe jump in goldsrc games, why is that? Pretty simple its just a style of game that isnt used anymore even though the actual mechanic is key to that style of games and is pretty simple to do.
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Posted 7/3/13
Ya, that has a ton to do with 2d platformers not being played anymore
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Posted 7/3/13

CarboKill wrote:

This kinda makes me happy, because all these hipsters who claim they're way better at games than me just because it's "cool" to be a nerd these days, who play Indie games and other mainstream shit like League of Legends, they're probably involved in this statistic, and I was right all along.


Please mind your language. I edited out the swearing.
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Posted 7/4/13
What? But that level is easy, I don't get why people can't finish it.
Posted 7/4/13 , edited 7/4/13
I was wondering why I didn't shit myself at boss fights like I used to. The game really is easier. Disappointing for the gamers who can actually play platformers pretty well.


Many thought the coins were enemies and tried to avoid them.


Well this certainly cracked me up.
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Posted 7/5/13
If my cane hits one of you younger folks... You probably deserved it. For making the games this boring for years.
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Posted 7/5/13
Lmafo. That's a good one
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Posted 7/6/13
Haha I almost believed the whole article until i read the "some wished for better graphics and voice-acting" part. I'm actually glad it's fake
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Posted 7/7/13
Games are no longer difficult because the new generation wants reward without the challenge.
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Posted 7/8/13
Bah, weak casuals and cell game players !
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Posted 7/8/13


That is all.
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Posted 7/8/13

mentalese wrote:

I was wondering why I didn't shit myself at boss fights like I used to. The game really is easier. Disappointing for the gamers who can actually play platformers pretty well.


Many thought the coins were enemies and tried to avoid them.


Well this certainly cracked me up.


I bet they are the same people that avoid the moving ball in pong. LOLWAT MOVING THINGY ON SCREEN HAS COOTIES AVOID LIKE THE PLAGUE.
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Posted 7/8/13

Card182 wrote:



That is all.


i see your game and raise you
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