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So about 10 minutes ago, i got a call from my best friend.i will tell you his situation just as he told me. he had been partying all night. this morning he had been awoken by a scream. when he heard the scream, and the hits started coming, he pretended to be asleep for a few seconds to try and get his bearings, but he couldnt remember where he was or how he got there. so he raised up. a girl was screaming and swinging at him saying things like why are you in my bed, and calling him a rapist. he jumped out of the bed, he still had his shorts on, but the rest of his clothes were on the floor, she had less on. at this point he still hasnt said anything, and she is freaking out. he still doesnt remember if they had slept together or not, but at this point it looks really bad. after taking a couple of seconds to think, this is what my friend does. he musters the most diva voice he can do and goes."Nuh Uh gurl, you barkin up the wrong tree, aint no way you gettin all up in this." this pretty much immediatly calmed the situation, he told me. and after talking for a minute or 2(still in diva voice), he left. he called me, because he didnt know what else to do. im not sure what kind of advice to give to him. he doesnt remember how he got there, or if they did anything. so crunchy, in that situation, how would you have handled it? im looking for opinions from men and women. and what do you think his options are now?
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moestheman wrote:

So about 10 minutes ago, i got a call from my best friend.i will tell you his situation just as he told me. he had been partying all night. this morning he had been awoken by a scream. when he heard the scream, and the hits started coming, he pretended to be asleep for a few seconds to try and get his bearings, but he couldnt remember where he was or how he got there. so he raised up. a girl was screaming and swinging at him saying things like why are you in my bed, and calling him a rapist. he jumped out of the bed, he still had his shorts on, but the rest of his clothes were on the floor, she had less on. at this point he still hasnt said anything, and she is freaking out. he still doesnt remember if they had slept together or not, but at this point it looks really bad. after taking a couple of seconds to think, this is what my friend does. he musters the most diva voice he can do and goes."Nuh Uh gurl, you barkin up the wrong tree, aint no way you gettin all up in this." this pretty much immediatly calmed the situation, he told me. and after talking for a minute or 2(still in diva voice), he left. he called me, because he didnt know what else to do. im not sure what kind of advice to give to him. he doesnt remember how he got there, or if they did anything. so crunchy, in that situation, how would you have handled it? im looking for opinions from men and women. and what do you think his options are now?

Sounds like a personal/help question. If you really want advice from the crunchy folks, take it to the General Help/Advice thread, please.

/forumtopic-1099/the-general-helpadvice-thread

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