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The Dating Persona Test
Posted 7/15/13 , edited 7/15/13
I didn't see any section for tests and quizzes, but if this doesn't belong here, please delete or relocate this thread.
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http://www.okcupid.com/the-dating-persona-test

This is a test that's supposed to determine what kind of person you are when you are dating someone, and what you look for in a potential SO. Keep in mind that these results were written half-jokingly, and I found that I had to read between the lines to understand what they were saying, if indeed there are any lines to read between. But mostly, I think this test is loosely related to the Myers-Briggs Typology test (for those who don't know what that it is, it's a test that describes your personality type with four letters (I/E - intuition/extroversion (speaks for itself,) N/S - sensory/intuitive (do you draw knowledge from inside or whatever is around you,) F/T - thinking/feeling (do you think logically or go off of feeling,) and P/J - perceiving/judging (do you tend to go with the flow of things or do you often prefer to take control of a situation.) I think whoever made this was probably a very ignorant sensory type, because they seem to look down on anyone who doesn't engage in certain "physical activities (sex, okay?)" unless they feel they are emotionally committed first (it seems that if you are this type of person, the test calls you "Brutal" but if you're the opposite, "Gentle"..biased much?) I believe the letters for MBTI are in the same order as the ones in this test, only with different letters to describe the individual.

Anyway, if you can be arsed to take the test (it is pretty long,) please post your result here. I scored:

The Wild Rose
Random Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLD) - I think this means INFJ, which is my MBTI type, but I wouldn't know for sure.

Colorful, but unpicked. You are The Wild Rose.

Prone to bouts of cynicism, sarcasm, and thorns, you excite a certain kind of man. Hoping to gather you up, he flirts and winks and asks you out, ultimately professing his love. Then you make him bleed. Why? Because you’re the rare, independent, self-sufficient kind of woman who does want love, but not from a weakling.

You don’t seem to take yourself too seriously, and that’s refreshing. You aren’t uptight; you don’t over-plan. Romance-wise, sex isn’t a top priority—a true relationship would be preferable. For your age, you haven’t had a lot of bonafide love experience, though, and this kind of gets to core of the issue. You’re very selective.

The problem is them, not you, right? You have lofty standards that few measure up to. You’re out there all right, but not to be picked up by just anyone.

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I don't personally feel like this is true. It IS true that I look for a type that is very hard to find, and I don't accept anyone less than that. And I will not put up or waste time with someone who isn't that - so if they wink and do all of that, what I consider to be cheesy shit, I purposely ignore them. And, as it says, I have a hard time sleeping with someone who does not make an emotional commitment to me - and I never have.

Anyway, when you're done..for the sake of this thread, please say you are, but you'll get to this page that tries to get you to sign up. Underneath the "next" button is a link that says "No thanks, just the results." Click that to get yours.


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Posted 7/15/13 , edited 7/15/13
You're also probably a feminist who acts like a [KIND WORDS] to anything with a penis, and judges all men while spouting shit like "Don't judge a book by it's cover!"


BUT THAT'S JUST ME.

By the way, link the quiz, I want a go.
Posted 7/15/13

CarboKill wrote:

By the way, link the quiz, I want a go.


My bad. Thanks.
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CarboKill wrote:

You're also probably a feminist who acts like an insufferable bitch to anything with a penis, and judges all men while spouting shit like "Don't judge a book by it's cover!"


BUT THAT'S JUST ME.

By the way, link the quiz, I want a go.


harsh, but true. if you wanna be with ANYONE. give EVERYONE a chance. you will be surprised
Posted 7/15/13 , edited 7/15/13
The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD)



Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer
Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you’re a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There’s also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.
While you’re not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it’s HIGHLY likely they’re just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.
Posted 7/15/13

anti-lambsacrifice wrote:


moestheman wrote:


CarboKill wrote:

You're also probably a feminist who acts like an insufferable bitch to anything with a penis, and judges all men while spouting shit like "Don't judge a book by it's cover!"


BUT THAT'S JUST ME.

By the way, link the quiz, I want a go.


harsh, but true. if you wanna be with ANYONE. give EVERYONE a chance. you will be surprised


How about you don't judge me by my cover, if indeed that is my cover? >_> If I don't give them a chance, it's because I saw how they acted and decided they weren't my type. It's not a crime to know what you want.


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The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD)



Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer
Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you’re a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There’s also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.
While you’re not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it’s HIGHLY likely they’re just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.


That was fast


yeah when you first posted ~ i googled the test your talking about since i don't know about it . so yeah . i took the test and here it is : )
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This test was funny... I don't see how "Do you like porn" and "Would you prefer to be caught masturbating by your father or mother" relate to my dating personality...

Anyway, apparently... I'm a 5-night-stander.



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The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLD)
The Boy Next Door
Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You’re looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it’s sweet.
We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you’ve had some things not work out before, so what.
On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you’re often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You’re the typical “nice guy:” without just a touch of cockiness, you’re doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.
More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering back rubs to kids and what not.

....I think I am much more of an asshole than this gives me credit for.... Oh, well. I suppose it is how I used to be at any rate.
Posted 7/15/13

GayAsianBoy wrote:

This test was funny... I don't see how "Do you like porn" and "Would you prefer to be caught masturbating by your father or mother" relate to my dating personality...

Anyway, apparently... I'm a 5-night-stander.





LOL good point. Maybe they assume "Brutal" types just swear off sex altogether.

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Well mine was interesting, but only accurate in some instances, unfortunately overall it missed the mark.

Behold the glory that is The Pool Boy:


Well I certainly got a chuckle out of it. I think the biggest miscalculation by the test was that it's so black and white in important questions that for my specific situation the answers are misleading. Quick example: I have little to no experience with relationships and I answered that honestly, so when I also answer that I'm interested in the sex section it equals pool boy...

Oh well, it was fun. Thanks for this anit-lambsacrifice.
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Accurate.
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The Sonnet
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD)

Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed?
Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They’re conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that’s okay, because you’re very choosy with your affections anyway. You’d absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance.
Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You’re already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there’s no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so.
You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls.

awww i like it!!! -except for the dumber part lol that jus mean and no true!
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Hmm, strikingly close, XD




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Hmmm... pretty accurate. But one of the questions were weird... "who would you rather be caught by while masturbating_ A- your mom or B- your dad"... Hmmm how about C- neither haha
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TRUExSh0t wrote:

Hmmm... pretty accurate. But one of the questions were weird... "who would you rather be caught by while masturbating_ A- your mom or B- your dad"... Hmmm how about C- neither haha


Ha, I wanted that option too.



The Boy Next Door

Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLD)

Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You’re looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it’s sweet.

We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you’ve had some things not work out before, so what.

On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you’re often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You’re the typical “nice guy:” without just a touch of cockiness, you’re doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.

More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering back rubs to kids and what not.


Well I'm just as doomed as I thought, time to declare an anime heroine my waifu and buy a dakimura I guess.
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