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The Dating Persona Test
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21 / M / California
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Apparently I'm the Slow Dancer. Not too shabby, I guess
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25 / M / The Void
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Wait... I'm NOT the Boy Next Door?!? I though I was too much of a "nice guy" to be anything else. I thought I took the test honstly too...



The four letters does fit my mindset although I'm don't know if it matches my MBTI though...
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28 / F / georgia, usa
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the maid of honor...i'd actually say this is a frighteningly accurate description lol
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19 / M / England
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apparently i'm the slow dancer, pretty similar description
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18 / M / England
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I'm a back rubber..lmao

Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer (DGSD)
Lusty but indirect. Kind, but also using friendship as a means to sex. Oh, that feels gooood. You are The Backrubber.
We call you “The Backrubber” because you straddle that fine line between coming on to someone and just treating her nicely. Backrubs are just one example; you’d meet for coffee, or talk about books/movies, or even argue a little bit, all the while mostly preferring to screw.
Your indirect approach is not some evil trickery, but rather a result of your open mind. You’d enjoy either love or sex, but the latter definitely doesn’t require the former. While you are responsible and ambitious, you absolutely DON’T have uptight views on relationships. So ultimately, you just enjoy a woman, and let things take their course. If she wants you, great. If not, that’s fine too.
Though you’re not thinking too much about Love at this point in your life, odds are, when the time comes, you’ll be very happy settling down. Your ideal mate is gentle and horny, just like you.
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22 / F
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The Priss

Mature. Responsible. Aristocratic. Excuse me. The Priss.
Prisses are the smartest of all female types. You’re highly perceptive, and confident in your judgements. You’d take brutal honesty over superficiality any time—your friends always know where they stand with you. You’re completely unfake. Don’t tell me that’s not a word. You’re also excellent at redirecting internal negative energy.
These facts indicate people are often intimidated by you. They also fall for you, hard. You have a distant, composed allure that many find irresistible. If only more of them lived up to your standards.
You were probably the last among your friends to have sex. And the first to pretend that you’re pregnant. LOL. Though you’re inclined to use sex as weapon, at least it’s not as one of mass destruction. You’re choosier than most about your partners. A supportive relationship is what you’re really after. Whether you know it or not, you need something steady & long-term. And soothing.
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28 / M
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Straight-up. Studly. Congratulations, you are The Bachelor.
You’re an honest, good-thinking guy, and though you’re very sexually active, people don’t perceive you as a male-slut or man-whore or guy-dick-putter-inner or whatever. You have a sterling reputation.
You’re a careful person, perhaps too much so for your friends’ tastes, but girls like that in you. You probably don’t kiss & tell. And you definitely don’t brag. You know you don’t have to prove anything to anyone. It’s as if you believe in monogamy, so long as it’s with lots of different people.
Our guess is that you’ve got some kind of word-of-mouth going with the girls out there, and that in the future, your sex partners will get even more plentiful, and more attractive, too.
You will settle down eventually, and make an excellent husband. You seem like the type who is into the idea of making copies of yourself, so you’ll probably have kids. Bear in mind, meanwhile, this can get expensive.
ALTERNATE ENDING: You will die broke and alone. Vermin will feast on your ragged body for five days before the groundskeeper notices. The thing is, when somebody dies in a public restroom, the natural odor of his decomposing flesh is often masked by the feces smell.
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the sonnet
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It doesn't matter.
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It wouldn't give me an answer until I gave them a birthday.

It's funny how it says the pool boy should consider the battle axe
and the battle axe should always avoid the pool boy.
and I am neither.
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27 / M / Kentucky
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Do you keep a to-do list? (tasks, not people)



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Anyway, I got Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD)... Not surprised. Some of the questions on this thing leave me wondering how the hell this thing is even rated.
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32 / M / So Cal
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My results are hilarious. They weren't too far off, but enough to be funny.


It's basically saying I'm fun and trustworthy, but constantly walking around with a constant hard-on looking for one-night stands.


Consider and Avoids are apparently:


Which is odd, because they kind of want me to consider opposites of each other.

EDIT: Ha! I just realized The Battleaxe, which I'm supposed to consider, is supposed to avoid me. Just my luck. Guess I'm down to The Nurse.
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The Sonnet:

Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed?

Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They’re conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that’s okay, because you’re very choosy with your affections anyway. You’d absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance.

Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You’re already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there’s no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so.

You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls.


This is actually very accurate.

Only thing that is off is the fact I have mostly guy friends and only a few girl friends 'cause I'm such a tomboy LOL
Posted 7/16/13 , edited 7/16/13

Sir_jamesalot wrote:

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It wouldn't give me an answer until I gave them a birthday.

It's funny how it says the pool boy should consider the battle axe
and the battle axe should always avoid the pool boy.
and I am neither.


Are you sure they didn't just want your age? Some sites ask for that instead of having you type it in, like Crunchyroll - that's what I think they do it for, anyway.

The types they told me to look for were types I genuinely wasn't interested in. I just focused on what I felt was true.
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It doesn't matter.
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anti-lambsacrifice wrote:


Sir_jamesalot wrote:

Horoscopes
It wouldn't give me an answer until I gave them a birthday.

It's funny how it says the pool boy should consider the battle axe
and the battle axe should always avoid the pool boy.
and I am neither.


Are you sure they didn't just want your age? Some sites ask for that instead of having you type it in, like Crunchyroll - that's what I think they do it for, anyway.

The types they told me to look for were types I genuinely wasn't interested in. I just focused on what I felt was true.


What possible information could someone get from my age, my gender or my sexual preference?

They Should ask the questions on the user profile to sneak punters onto the site then have other user profiles as examples of who the applicant should consider under the categories " Wild Rose", "brutal", "Dreamer" etc.
Better still if the categories were named after common fetishes. too bad,

The only useful questions were:
"Please describe your personality with three adjectives that describe you well..."
"Which of the following 8 turn you on?"


Posted 7/16/13 , edited 7/16/13

Sir_jamesalot wrote:


anti-lambsacrifice wrote:


Sir_jamesalot wrote:

Horoscopes
It wouldn't give me an answer until I gave them a birthday.

It's funny how it says the pool boy should consider the battle axe
and the battle axe should always avoid the pool boy.
and I am neither.


Are you sure they didn't just want your age? Some sites ask for that instead of having you type it in, like Crunchyroll - that's what I think they do it for, anyway.

The types they told me to look for were types I genuinely wasn't interested in. I just focused on what I felt was true.


What possible information could someone get from my age, my gender or my sexual preference?

They Should ask the questions on the user profile to sneak punters onto the site then have other user profiles as examples of who the applicant should consider under the categories " Wild Rose", "brutal", "Dreamer" etc.
Better still if the categories were named after common fetishes. too bad,

The only useful questions were:
"Please describe your personality with three adjectives that describe you well..."
"Which of the following 8 turn you on?"




Age - not everyone knows what what they're doing when they're younger versus older.
Gender - this, I don't agree with. But I didn't say gender was of importance.
Sexual preference - again, I never said I agreed with it.

I said this wouldn't be the most accurate. And actually, I can see how there would be more accurate questions than that. If you'd like me to go through every one of them, I will, but I'll do it through a PM.

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