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The Dating Persona Test
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anti-lambsacrifice wrote:

I didn't see any section for tests and quizzes, but if this doesn't belong here, please delete or relocate this thread.
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http://www.okcupid.com/the-dating-persona-test

This is a test that's supposed to determine what kind of person you are when you are dating someone, and what you look for in a potential SO. Keep in mind that these results were written half-jokingly, and I found that I had to read between the lines to understand what they were saying, if indeed there are any lines to read between. But mostly, I think this test is loosely related to the Myers-Briggs Typology test (for those who don't know what that it is, it's a test that describes your personality type with four letters (I/E - intuition/extroversion (speaks for itself,) N/S - sensory/intuitive (do you draw knowledge from inside or whatever is around you,) F/T - thinking/feeling (do you think logically or go off of feeling,) and P/J - perceiving/judging (do you tend to go with the flow of things or do you often prefer to take control of a situation.) I think whoever made this was probably a very ignorant sensory type, because they seem to look down on anyone who doesn't engage in certain "physical activities (sex, okay?)" unless they feel they are emotionally committed first (it seems that if you are this type of person, the test calls you "Brutal" but if you're the opposite, "Gentle"..biased much?) I believe the letters for MBTI are in the same order as the ones in this test, only with different letters to describe the individual.

Anyway, if you can be arsed to take the test (it is pretty long,) please post your result here. I scored:

The Wild Rose
Random Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLD) - I think this means INFJ, which is my MBTI type, but I wouldn't know for sure.

Colorful, but unpicked. You are The Wild Rose.

Prone to bouts of cynicism, sarcasm, and thorns, you excite a certain kind of man. Hoping to gather you up, he flirts and winks and asks you out, ultimately professing his love. Then you make him bleed. Why? Because you’re the rare, independent, self-sufficient kind of woman who does want love, but not from a weakling.

You don’t seem to take yourself too seriously, and that’s refreshing. You aren’t uptight; you don’t over-plan. Romance-wise, sex isn’t a top priority—a true relationship would be preferable. For your age, you haven’t had a lot of bonafide love experience, though, and this kind of gets to core of the issue. You’re very selective.

The problem is them, not you, right? You have lofty standards that few measure up to. You’re out there all right, but not to be picked up by just anyone.

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I don't personally feel like this is true. It IS true that I look for a type that is very hard to find, and I don't accept anyone less than that. And I will not put up or waste time with someone who isn't that - so if they wink and do all of that, what I consider to be cheesy shit, I purposely ignore them. And, as it says, I have a hard time sleeping with someone who does not make an emotional commitment to me - and I never have.

Anyway, when you're done..for the sake of this thread, please say you are, but you'll get to this page that tries to get you to sign up. Underneath the "next" button is a link that says "No thanks, just the results." Click that to get yours.




I don't even need to take the quiz. Your results are totally me. LOL
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Your results are in! You are...

The Slow Dancer Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD)
The Slow Dancer

Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer

Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you’re a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There’s also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.

While you’re not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it’s HIGHLY likely they’re just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.
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Oddly accurate... I even kinda look like the pick(wearing all blue at work).


Matches

The Window Shopper
The Peach

Avoid:
Nympho
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Your results are in! You are...

The Backrubber Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer (DGSD)


Lusty but indirect. Kind, but also using friendship as a means to sex. Oh, that feels gooood. You are The Backrubber.

We call you “The Backrubber” because you straddle that fine line between coming on to someone and just treating her nicely. Backrubs are just one example; you’d meet for coffee, or talk about books/movies, or even argue a little bit, all the while mostly preferring to screw.

Your indirect approach is not some evil trickery, but rather a result of your open mind. You’d enjoy either love or sex, but the latter definitely doesn’t require the former. While you are responsible and ambitious, you absolutely DON’T have uptight views on relationships. So ultimately, you just enjoy a woman, and let things take their course. If she wants you, great. If not, that’s fine too.

Though you’re not thinking too much about Love at this point in your life, odds are, when the time comes, you’ll be very happy settling down. Your ideal mate is gentle and horny, just like you.



Consider:

The Playstation (RGSM)
Always Avoid:

The Peach (RGLM)




Your exact male opposite:

The Vapor Trail


Random Brutal Love Master
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Clean. Smooth. Successful. You’re The Playboy.

You’re spontaneous, and your energy is highly contagious. Guys therefore find you fun to be around, and girls find you compelling. You have lots of sex, and you manage it all without seeming cheap or being hurtful. Well done. You probably know karate, too.

It’s obvious to us, and probably everyone else, that you’re after physical rather than emotional relationships, but you’re straight up with potential partners. And if a girl you want isn’t into something casual, it’s no big deal. You move on. BEFORE sleeping with her. Usually. At least you try to. Such control is rare.

If you’re feeling unfulfilled, maybe you should raise your standards. New conquests will only be satisfying if there’s a possibility of rejection.
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Half-Cocked
Random Brutal Sex Dreamer (RBSD)
Half-Cocked
Fiery. Hungry. Blatant. Sexual. Christ. You are Half-Cocked.
There’s a lot of wild lust inside you, banging around, that much is obvious. There’s also a lot of untamed emotion. When either escapes, look out. One minute you’re completely together, the next you’re a howling gale of hormones and opinions.
Outside relationships, your intense, mercurial personality makes you a charmer. You can be fiercely devoted, and it’s likely that many of your friends will be friends-for-life. Of course, your enemies are likewise certain and zealous, especially your exes and their therapists.
You will find the right person. In the short term, he’s someone virile who won’t sweat your imperfections. In the long term, he will be someone mature and caring who will grow to love them.

MY GOD, that is not right
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I am the backrubber? Screw this quiz lol
Posted 7/17/13 , edited 7/17/13

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I don't want that.
I was elaborating on things I didn't like about the quiz.
I went over it again and found I could leave everything blank and it would still demand an age including day and month (It seems to not make a difference to the quiz when you were born or how old you are, even if you are over 100 years old).
It needed an age and not a personality.
and it didn't care about the age.


I wouldn't automatically assume they had absolutely no reason for asking. A misconstrued reason is no reason - but that doesn't mean theirs was.

And anyway, your question was, "What possible information could someone get from my age, my gender or my sexual preference?"
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The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD)


Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer
Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you’re a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There’s also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.
While you’re not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it’s HIGHLY likely they’re just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.
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The Sonnet
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD)
Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed?

Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They’re conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that’s okay, because you’re very choosy with your affections anyway. You’d absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance.

Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You’re already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there’s no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so.

You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls.


I can agree with most of that with the exception of the couple sentences. I don't have many girl friends :p
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I am disappointed the quiz doesn't give an option for pansexuals We are always left out...
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AAAAAAGHHH!!!!!!

Screw you OkCupid!
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Posted 7/18/13

anti-lambsacrifice wrote:


Sir_jamesalot wrote:



I don't want that.
I was elaborating on things I didn't like about the quiz.
I went over it again and found I could leave everything blank and it would still demand an age including day and month (It seems to not make a difference to the quiz when you were born or how old you are, even if you are over 100 years old).
It needed an age and not a personality.
and it didn't care about the age.


I wouldn't automatically assume they had absolutely no reason for asking. A misconstrued reason is no reason - but that doesn't mean theirs was.

And anyway, your question was, "What possible information could someone get from my age, my gender or my sexual preference?"


You lost me.
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The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLD)
The Boy Next Door
Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You’re looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it’s sweet.
We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you’ve had some things not work out before, so what.
On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you’re often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You’re the typical “nice guy:” without just a touch of cockiness, you’re doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.
More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering back rubs to kids and what not.

Need to stop being the Nice Guy. Must not get old and creepy...
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Apparently, I am

The Gentleman
Deliberate Gentle Love Master
(DGLM)

Steady & mature. You are The Gentleman.
For anyone looking for an even-keeled, considerate lover, you’re their man. You’re sophisticated. You know what you want both in a relationship and outside of it. You have a substantial romantic side, and you’re experienced enough sexually to handle yourself in that arena, too. Your future relationships will be long-lasting; you’re classic “marrying material,” a prize in the eyes of many.
It’s possible that behind it all, you’re a bit of a male slut. Your best friends know that in relationships you’re fundamentally sex-driven. You’re a safe, reliable guy, who does get laid. In a lot of ways, you’re like a well-worn, comfortable pair of socks. Did you ever jack off into one of those? All the time.
Your ideal mate is NOT a nut-job. She is giving and loving, like you, but also experienced.

Not sure if this is good or not. Maybe I am showing my age.
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