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Posted 7/23/13



A married woman of childbearing age has given birth to a baby boy.

The event followed nine months of pregnancy.

"Both mother and baby are doing well," a spokesman for the woman said.

It is now expected that the baby will grow up.





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HOLY SHIT THAT STILL HAPPENS?! I thought kids were born in labs now of days ah la Demolition Man.
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I hate the media when it comes to stuff like this.

It's a newborn child. I know he's a prince, but please, give the family some respect. Give 'em a little bit of space.
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A married woman of childbearing age has given birth to a baby boy.

The event followed nine months of pregnancy.

"Both mother and baby are doing well," a spokesman for the woman said.

It is now expected that the baby will grow up.




Gave me a good laugh its true how dumb the news can be
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I wonder if he was delivered through C section or vaginally... Was she on epidural? The whole world MUST know and give a shit!
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was the conception and birth of said baby recorded? are you sure it isn't an evil alien Hybrid?
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This all reminds me of the movie Children of Men.
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Oh. My. God. I can't believe what I am reading...
Posted 7/23/13

munchthis wrote:

was the conception and birth of said baby recorded? are you sure it isn't an evil alien Hybrid?


it has horns and wings.
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Haha, when I entered this thread, I was actually expecting to read something shocking, like the baby was born with a 3rd arm or something, lol.
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i thought they executed the 'normalcy' approach quite well.

they strolled out like "yep, here's our baby.. here's a couple answers to questions.. gonna load up the car seat & drive home now."

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Pretty sure getting mad about it is dumb aswell.
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I feel so eternally blessed to be alive to witness this once in a lifetime moment...

I can feel it. This Prince will go on to solve world hunger and bring world peace.
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OMFG!! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!! (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻








lol jk I couldn't care less... ヽ(´ー`)┌
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Tankfantry wrote:

HOLY SHIT THAT STILL HAPPENS?! I thought kids were born in labs now of days ah la Demolition Man.


YES THEY ARE DUDE, IT'S ALL LABS NOWADAYS SON!!!!

This family has REALLY got to get with the times. No laboratory? Oh please! Also, who even need to make babies the old fashioned way when we've got cloning? Not to mention (as mentioned before) the LABS!

Good gravy, I'm glad that on THIS site everyone's all sane and caught up with the times and @#$@ and they're all like, "Pssh, hospital baby births from a woman... I'm glad *I* don't have to deal with any of that crap because I've got like 2 clones and 4 test-tube cyborg genetically enhanced children in the cloning tubes right now."

You and me both brothers and sisters. You and me both.
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