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Post Reply BREAKING NEWS: Woman Gives Birth To Baby
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Posted 7/23/13
LOL

this is the best thread I've ever seen on CR, quality post sir.
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Posted 7/23/13
Well I mean, yeah, it happens all the time, and it's annoying that it gets all this media coverage just because of who it is.

But hey, it's still a birth, and like any birth, it's legitimately relevant and cool.
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minatothegreatjiraiya wrote:

How amazing. You know, I was also birthed.


Weird, I was birthed artificially like the kryptonians from the Man of Steel movie!!!! Their baby must be Super Man and must be sent from this crumbling planet!!! lol
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Posted 7/23/13
This is what comes to mind.


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21 / F / In My imagination.
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Posted 7/23/13
Yeah, this doesnt happen often
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Posted 7/23/13
Kind of reminds me of that one movie where no children had been born in decades because of something wrong with the earth.
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Posted 7/23/13 , edited 7/23/13
When first viewing this, the first thing that came to my mind was that this was the stupidest thread ever. Reason was I thought the poster was going overboard about the birth of the baby prince, when I realized that she was just relaying the message of some stupid news post...Modern media right here, folks

*Edit: Hmm, I see now it's a comedy article. Even if it is, my original statement still stands. Media harping on something too much thats not worthwhile, even if it is for comedic humor.
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Posted 7/23/13
well i honestly didnt expect to see this today
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Posted 7/23/13

Ikaruga1 wrote:

When first viewing this, the first thing that came to my mind was that this was the stupidest thread ever. Reason was I thought the poster was going overboard about the birth of the baby prince, when I realized that she was just relaying the message of some stupid news post...Modern media right here, folks


wait, baby prince? what?
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Posted 7/23/13
I hope people realize that this was a comedy article.
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Posted 7/23/13
it's only news if it's was a still born
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Posted 7/23/13
I...I don't even...I...Fuck...Da...How do...I don't fucking get this.

I'm on the floor. This is insane, and what I first thought was a troll topic is causing me breathing problems. You have made my night. Pretty sure that wasn't your intention, but laughing at our media's stupidity always keeps my health in tip-top shape. Thank you, kind ma'am.
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Posted 7/23/13 , edited 7/23/13
Seriously, I hate stuff like this. There is so much going on in the world yet this is considered news? What about the NSA and the US government spying on everyone? What about Edward Snowden (team Edward! lol)/Bradley Manning? What about Zimmerman? What about the drone strikes? Poverty? Economy? Instead all you get is a women no one outside of a single country cares about giving birth. Or how big someone's ass is or how fat they got. I don't wanna live on this planet any more. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to lose myself in some anime.

Also, I find it hilarious. Truly funny. Though I better get this much attention when my /future/ wife gives birth.
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Posted 7/23/13

chase6565 wrote:


minatothegreatjiraiya wrote:

How amazing. You know, I was also birthed.


Weird, I was birthed artificially like the kryptonians from the Man of Steel movie!!!! Their baby must be Super Man and must be sent from this crumbling planet!!! lol


Well, I don't really have a birth certificated, and all records I have for my birth give conflicting stories. Maybe I am normal and wasn't birthed after all!
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Posted 7/23/13 , edited 7/23/13
I saw this live on CNN >.> also it was breaking news.

I'll find it later but the banner for CNN said, "give birth vaginally" lol

edit: also breaking news chrome got called a sir ...
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